Germany has never won a war

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It's won quite a lot, actually.

>what is the Franco-Prussian war

what has your shitty country achieved käskop?
nothing
thought so

Sure, Prussia, or Bavaria, or Austria or other German-speaking states, but never Germany.

they're winning the war on white people

>käskop
ahahahahhaaaa

The Dutch Empire was actually a thing, unlike the German 'empire' (lmao)

>Germany has never kept any of its colonies

They have some of the coolest flags though. That has to count for something

>Prussia
>Germany

Pick one

>germany
>winning at anything

>Claim to be the superior race
>Never win a war

Nice divide and conquer shlomo

Arminius would like a word with you.

>defeated Slavs only because of sending the commies back there
>can't win a second time with superior tanks and planes and weaponry

Historically the anglos have lasted the longest
Can't beat the anglos

SUCCESS BREEDS JEALOUSY

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You forgot this piece of shit.

Germany's biggest export to the world was Marxism. Absolutely degenerate.

Dutch "Empire"

Underrated

It doesn't mean anything if the first time they use it they got cucked by France and the commonwealth

We got BTFO by the faggy Normans, though.

Germans actually opposed the Marxist influx. Anglos made it their state religion. Go look up Churchill and his "Focus" group.

gott, ich wonder who could be behind diese post?

Which one lasted longer though?

Even Belgium had a colonial empire that lasted longer than the german one

Now post the Anglo empire.

What's the American Empire? What are the countries that we've had control of?

The US has never won a war that it started.

As for our toothpaste bro here, do I need to remind you that you lost against """""""""whites""""""""" in the world cup. Silly Oranje.

Go look up Angela Merkel.

U mad?

>Dresden never happened
>Implying real Anglos would deny such glory
Nice try Abdullah ibn Currywurst, nice try!

They won the Revolutionary war and they also started it...

No wonder as they are all pussys like Trumps Grandad!

Pic related

Please tell me where is the german empire ?

Oh yes, it disappeared

parlez vous francais

>Be female german spy
>Receive orders from CIA to kill Fidel Castro
>You let him cum inside you and fall in love with him


This is why germans do not deserve to have a country anymore

That doesn't count. It wasn't the "United States" back then.

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What wars did they start then?

we started our own war with both spain and iraq with false flags, won them both

kraut btfo

>iraq
>won

I'll give you spain tho, though OFFICIALLY it was the spanish who started it, I think.

We're so bad at warfare, it only took the entire world to defeat us.

And still, after losing everything and being flooded with refugees - after all this time - we're still the best country in the world.

Let that sink in for a moment. Imagine a world where we won. You wouldn't be shitposting on the internet. You'd make holidays on Mars.

>Go look up a Polish Jewess placed in power by American financial interests
And this is supposed to tell me what, exactly? It's not my problem you're in denial about some dead fatass.

>I TRIED SO HARD

m.youtube.com/watch?v=4ztOV2wrrkY

OP STOP TRYING TO JEW THE GERMANS AGAINST US
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Strange question, why do you want to know that (and the answer is yes)

All that success

And you will go extinct before abbos or native americans

They military invasion of Iraq was legit, it's the occupation that was shit

The point is you can't win a war against "terror" there is no president of terror that you can force a surrender from. The pretense under which the US invaded Iraq was they wanted to flush out Alquaida and they spectacularily failed at that. Getting rid of the evil dictator man was a byproduct.

It's similar how Germany BTFO'd every single country in europe, but still lost WW2.

Gulf war.
Spanish american war.
Second Seminole War.
US Civil war. (North started it and won)
Northwest Indian War.
Mexican-American War.
Great Sioux War of 1876.
Kosovo war.

Just, no.

the honest answer is because most germans are great tacticians and terrible strategists. its why they can figure out how to build great machines with efficiency but then let their women cuck them with niggers and mudslims, they cant play the long game.

Napoleon wrote many papers describing this difference.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish–American_War
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexican–American_War
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Civil_War

African colony

I could have been shit posting from space? Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

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>though OFFICIALLY it was the spanish who started it, I think.
Officially i guess, but it was really the us that started it. we told them to surrender Cuba or goto war. they declared war, then we declared war.