What's your opinion on the new UK internet browsing history laws?

What's your opinion on the new UK internet browsing history laws?

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Is this real ?

Dear god, not the food standards agency!

From all the info I could find it unfortunately is and is setting is soon.

Good grief. Is this abomination coming down from Brussels or did you actually bring this on yourselves?

Euro-cucks. Why do you brit fags let muslims destroy your society and rape your women and children? You should be ashamed.

*exploding intensifies*

Just make it so you can't get bombs without a bomb license, and then make it really hard to get a bomb license.

just use Chrome Incognito

Draconian

This is satire from South Park right?

As long as this helps the police and FSA prevent terrorism then it's fine by me.

If they looked at mine they'd immediately need therapy.

Lol a leaf!

>not using an ssh tunnel when browsing

Real life is literally more insane than south park this year.

>living in one place long enough that they can see your history going back more than a few months

>tfw south park is a subtle way of telling the future

If you listen closely you can hear the distant screams of a little british boy being raped by a muslim.

This is where things are heading. We're going to have go into some bizzare underground cyber railroad just to jerk off in privacy.

>Thought you could get away with trying to buy unpasteurized milk, oi? You'll rot for that you cheeky wanker.

Holy fuck what?
How dare they?
Fuck this country

There was a thread earlier where all Brits thought Germans would envy you fucking turds.

>HHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAH

get gestapo'd britbongs.

It was first proposed by (then) Home Secretary Theresa May several years ago. Now, under the leadership of Prime Minister Theresa May, the British Parliament has passed the bill.

Yeah, it was passed weeks ago.

Lol. And the evil old bitch is exempt from the law, of course.

>rent a VPS
>looks like this guy really like Thailand, a server there is the only thing he ever connects to!

How can the UK simultaneously be a police state and still let in hordes of muzzies?

They won't prevent shit

Just get a VPN. Boom. Problem solved.

As a bonus, you can then start torrenting again with 0% risk.

gonna backfire on them. People were somewhat content with being able to vent their anger online. Now that they're being exposed anyway, there is nothing to stop them from going full 14/88 and glassing a muslim harassing people outside the local pub.

>import barbaric shitskins
>shitskins break laws with impunity
>institute draconian laws to control populace

>there is nothing to stop them from going full 14/88
kek

[Sexual Emergency Intensifies]

also, when Vinegar Tits brought the bill forward as Home Secretary, it was blocked by the European Court of Human Rights.

Guess that's not applying now.

It hasn't been a year since Putin passed a similar law in Russia. Keeping up just fine, aren't you, chaps.

I turned on my VPN and 9-proxies and suddenly I am in Malaysia.

Who gives a fuck what Theresa May or her government does. I am encrypted and out of her sight.

Now show me that tentacle porn.

Ffs Sup Forums is gonna be known as a "known extremist site" and ill be fired from work. It's all satire government officials honestly!

Fucks sake I hate the Tories so much. Honestly they're becoming on par with Labour for my unbridled hate. Selling us off to the Chinese and privatizing everything what the absolute fuck lad.

vpn are range bannned on 4 chan
you would have to buy the gold pass
which rather invalidates the whole doncept of user. in the first place

Use encrypted vpn, and encrypted dns, start buukding weapons to fight the tyrants throwing knives stun grenades etc

The worst part about this is that any serious criminal or terrorist will know how to not be tracked online. This will only help the government monitor average British citizens.

You set up your own VPN right?

This is really scary. I wonder if this is going to be admissible as evidence in court.

Now I see why people use Tor

Echr is separate from the Eu

>when you get nicked because the TV Licencing Commission read your internet history and caught you posting about Celebrity Big Brother on Sup Forums

They already can read everything you do with an internet connected device. They've been able to from the start.

You better have nothing but good words for the pedophiles, murderers, drug traffickers, and traitors that run the country or else they'll use your anger as an excuse to monitor you more heavily than they already do.

Even if you've done nothing illegal and have no illegal plans. They just want to make extra sure the status quo remains intact no matter how horrifying the status quo is. Niggers free to rape. Mexicans free to murder. As long as megacorps get cheap labor and politicians get kickbacks the NSA and FBI are happy.

I can't tell if this is bait, a ledditfugee, or a britpol cuck who needs to get back into his containment thread

Yes indeed chap. Those tuppenny duplicitous wankers do not have our best intests at heart.

They are ham-faced robots and servitors of the Global Vampire Squid that is the City.

I'm sorry, britbong, but your beloved Queen is now going to be able to see that you like the tags lolicon vanilla defloration

I hate this country. Fuck this cunt of a fucking country.

Fuck Labour for being Labour, fuck the SNP for sucking the pride out of my homeland, fuck UKIP for not getting it's shit together and especially fuck the Tories, I do not give a shit if they are right wing or not. The Tories are nanny-state cunts.

>Buy UK VPN service
>Spend all day searching Google for "how to dodge taxes and claim benefits with untaxed black market lobster sales"
>Enjoy hilarious interdepartmental fight over juristiction

>also, when Vinegar Tits brought the bill forward as Home Secretary, it was blocked by the European Court of Human Rights.
>Guess that's not applying now.

Not after Article 50 of the Lisbon Treaty has been passed, but she's having a little difficulty with that at the moment...

What's wrong mummy...why are you crying?

Its stupid surely it only works in hindsight

>Niggers free to rape

You mean I've been waiting for consent like some sort of faggot, while I could be having 10x as much sex?

Of course it can be used as evidence in court: that is the whole purpose and point of the bill.

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>vpn are range bannned on 4 chan

I've never found a free vpn that wasn't permabanned to be fair.

>You set up your own VPN right?

I'm running my own at the moment, but I will be installing a Black VPN hardware box which comes with 12-months foreign VPN hosting for $99

Cheap as fucking chips.

Privacy is a dinosaur. Long were the days that one could go on the wild wild net under pseudonyms,and enjoy time things without a connection to your actual identity. In came the money men MySpace,google,Facebook seeking to connect others,and then connect your real identity to your internet one.Privacy is now heat haze something most no longer understand,cause they post there thoughts and inner workings on there blog posts.

Privacy,anonymity are all dinosaurs of the past world,were fags post what they eat this morning and expect 30+ positive replies.

Can someone explain how I get a VPN and work with one? I don't trust the Tories not to start blocking sites and shit.

>yfw Sup Forums becomes a "hate speech" and/or "obscenity" site that becomes illegal to go on

thats it man.

at one time, user. was the default setting of the whole web, not something you had to dive to the depths to find.

I miss those days, of the real wild web. Before normys had modems.

This right here. The optimistic side of me thinks this will ultimately lead to a greater number of people using VPNs and generally become more privacy and security literate.

Let's not pretend for one second that the government wasn't already doing this. The only thing that's changed is that now more people are aware of it. The harder you swing the pendulum, the harder it swings back.

> (You)
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Don't forget that joining the ECHR is mandatory for those joining the EU, but once we've left we can dump that shit.

The Tories have already said that they will do this.

So when does this actually get implemented?

I use a program called hotspotshield (which I torrented kek), some of the older versions shitposters haven't gotten ahold of yet even work on Sup Forums, but I usually turn it off for here

As soon as it gets "Royal Assent".

Please explain your parties and why they hate freedom to an Ameriburger

>Can someone explain how I get a VPN and work with one?

1. Buy this shit.
blackvpn.com/checkout/router/#privacy

2. Plug it into your router.
3. Connect to BlackVPN rather than your router.
4. Job fucking done.

It's no joke - get a VPN bongers. This site could easily be determined to be illegal by big brother. Take no chances.

Well that depends. Not all bills become active after they pass. Some have activation dates on it so they can prepare etc.

Other than my collection of trap porn, I have nothing to hide, desu.

The only problem with going the router route - so to speak - is that if you try to access your bank or other subscription site, it may think you are not who you say you are as it will come up as a different country. I use an internet VPN - obviously not on Sup Forums as that's against the rules, so I can log off my VPN when I go to do anything banking etc. Maybe VPN router boxes have that functionality too?

No. The majority of people does not do this.

UK, get off your ass and stand against this. It will spread otherwise. There is already rumblings in Denmark and Sweden about stricter control and more power to the state.

Wtf does tomato soup have to do with it you fucking tard

Get a Sup Forums account and you can use a VPN.

I normally use Opera browser, which has a built in VPN and adblockers, anti-trackers, etc etc

But I have to turn it off for the chans- and considering i only really browse chans, its as useful as an elephant in amine field

M-my thoughts exactly

How good is the wireless on that thing?

Running your own VPN is a bad idea because you are the only one connecting to it, and who knows if the host will give up your info without a warrant.

You post on a dangerous white supremacist imageboard, you're in for the slammer for being racist.

>Spanish Prime Minister tries to ban memes
>British Prime Minister is demanding that ISPs hand your browsing history over to the government

God damn

>Tfw I use Sup Forums more than every social media website put together.

I don't want to become a leet hacker, I just don't want to be tracked.

You have to go back

Tor is a bad idea too, without a VPN - the ISP can see youare connecing to TOR and will generally think you are fapping to CP or buying drugs.

VPN+TOR is ok tho.

Surveillance programs have probably already been in use for years. This is nothing new, it's just out in the open now

Here's the full list:

Metropolitan Police Service
City of London Police
Police forces maintained under section 2 of the Police Act 1996
Police Service of Scotland
Police Service of Northern Ireland
British Transport Police
Ministry of Defence Police
Royal Navy Police
Royal Military Police
Royal Air Force Police
Security Service
Secret Intelligence Service
GCHQ
Ministry of Defence
Department of Health
Home Office
Ministry of Justice
National Crime Agency
HM Revenue & Customs
Department for Transport
Department for Work and Pensions
NHS trusts and foundation trusts in England that provide ambulance services
Common Services Agency for the Scottish Health Service
Competition and Markets Authority
Criminal Cases Review Commission
Department for Communities in Northern Ireland
Department for the Economy in Northern Ireland
Department of Justice in Northern Ireland
Financial Conduct Authority
Fire and rescue authorities under the Fire and Rescue Services Act 2004
Food Standards Agency
Food Standards Scotland
Gambling Commission
Gangmasters and Labour Abuse Authority
Health and Safety Executive
Independent Police Complaints Commissioner
Information Commissioner
NHS Business Services Authority
Northern Ireland Ambulance Service Health and Social Care Trust
Northern Ireland Fire and Rescue Service Board
Northern Ireland Health and Social Care Regional Business Services Organisation
Office of Communications
Office of the Police Ombudsman for Northern Ireland
Police Investigations and Review Commissioner
Scottish Ambulance Service Board
Scottish Criminal Cases Review Commission
Serious Fraud Office
Welsh Ambulance Services National Health Service Trust

So from that day onwards they start collecting? I don't quite get the process.

They'd need a warrant to view anything though?

BT keep it for a year but the evil food standards agency couldn't just view it while bored?

They've flooded the cities with Proles, it is a big part of the (((plan)))

Can I politely request that a technically literate Brit Bong Boffin puts together a fresh pasta on how to user.?

It would be a great service to the cause.

It's for criminal investigations basically

>use VPN or TOR
>get placed on watchlist
>get socially engineered into downloading malware
>police now have remote access to your computer

>Honestly they're becoming on par with Labour for my unbridled hate.
And Labour voted FOR this.

under fucking rated

>go to random site
>redirects to www.hardcorecp.xyz
>get arrested for trying to find cp

oh sweet UK, will you ever not be like 1984?

The news articles all seem to give that impression. And as far as I know, ISPs can already see your history. This law just requires them to save it for 12 months and hand it over to one of these agencies on request.

I have no fucking clue what the Welsh Ambulance Services National Health Service Trust could possibly need to know, but that's the law.

>The only problem with going the router route - so to speak - is that if you try to access your bank or other subscription site, it may think you are not who you say you are as it will come up as a different country. I use an internet VPN - obviously not on Sup Forums as that's against the rules, so I can log off my VPN when I go to do anything banking etc. Maybe VPN router boxes have that functionality too?

Yes, you just setup VPN rules. In essence you have two channels, one your home one and the VPN one. By default everything goes through the VPN one, but you can say the bank stuff goes through the home one.

Simples.

The UK pedophiles are scared now.