Swede in Brisbane, Australia right now.
Holy shit guys I think ive found the promised land.
80% of people I see are white, I've met a few poos but they were polite and even sounded pretty Australian.
I'm going to Melbourne next so I'm going to be in for a big change, but to all foreigners thinking of living here -- DO IT!! Don't buy into their "Fuck off we're full" garbage, they have plenty of space and they're trying to dissuade you from coming home to the whitest place I've ever seen.
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have you spoken to one of the 80%? they will call you a cunt and tell you to fuck off. film it with your iphone for youtube uploading
>Melbourne
Can you make another post after you go there?
Yes I've been told to fuck off cunt a few times but people are generally pretty nice. Even your asians and poos are okay
M8 catch the train up to caboolture or out to Ipswich then see how friendly we are.
I'd apologise in advance for your rape, but you're a swede so I guess I'll just say you're welcome.
I'm thinking about emigrating to Australia.
I don't care how bad Melbourne is because of how fucking huge QLD is and its extremely white.
I would reccommend it, Im thinking of it myself.
Brisbane is based, but there are too many Chinese and Koreans
We are using them as a buffer to the Islamic hordes of the South.
Also they have become somewhat nationalistic and most seem to have integrated, so we'll keep them.
Thats south Brisbane. North Brisbane is a white wonderland
>80% of people I see are white
Fuck, that's sad. I just want one large 99% White 1st world country.
bruz come perth and spot me a stick til cenno comes in ay
thats it im coming
oh wait argentina is 99% white
kys
We have plenty of dindus a well, they're just kept fairly isolated in their containment suburbs.
Even if they all live around Sunnybank, you still have to deal with tons of them in the CBD during the day, who the fuck knows why there's always so many of them loitering around there.
>swede in Brisbane
>80% are white
That's after you brought the percentage down huh?
You'll feel right at home in Melbourne
Queensland is fake as shit. They bring white sand to Surfers in dump trucks in the middle of the night because a real Queensland beach is dirty swamp sand with spiders in it.
As a Swede you obviously love cock, so you should go to Sydney and get raeped by faggots.
Melbourne is a cold shithole full of feral women who have to finger each other because those dumb cunts diluted their gene pool by fucking Chang's sister.
The other parts of Australia are where the white people live. If you go there tell them you are a refugee advocate who supports gay marriage. I want to read about your death in the news cunt.
Argie plz, it's embarrasing.
Wait until January. You will fry.
WHITES ONLY THANKS
I'm also thinking about moving to Australia but i'm underqualified, i heard about a few tricks to emigrate there tho, but i need to gather enough money first.
get out of the anglo promised land! it isnt for you! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
French men struggle in Australia. I talked shit to one once as friendly banter, he got scared and thought I wanted to fight him
>I'm going to Melbourne next
Don't
Australia has always been promised land for the Anglo, other germanics can come but don't tell the riff raff about it
not worth shit internet speeds
(((they))) won't let that happen ever again.
>Don't buy into their "Fuck off we're full" garbage, they have plenty of space
This.
Daily reminder if you don't live in QLD then you can't truly call yourself an Aussie.
Oi!! Brisvegas represent. Brissy is pretty much whitopia. It's so white you could forget about politics and pop all together.
>swede boat rat
Yes
Most of the expats are weak-minded and cowardly French aka Parisian hipsters
"fuck off we're full"
>75% of country is uninhabited
A French tourist was getting hassled by a drunk local when I was out in town one night. Old mate was trying to take the tourists bike off him. I went over and diffused the situation, the local stumbled away mumbling to himself. I asked the Frenchie if he alright and picked his bike up for him and he got real shitty and yelled DO NOT TOUCH MY BIKE IT IS MY BIKE. I snapped and called him a french fried faggot and threw his bike into a garden.
You try to help someone...
>50°(c) desert
Dont go to Melbourne for the love of knugen
I want to get out of this rats nest asap
No water, though.
Don't stay in the cities like all the other tourists.
oi wuts wrong with melburn m8
when you get to Melbourne make sure you have your $1,000 apex gang tax or you will get a hammer smashed faced
What the fuck are you talking about? Brisbane is full of asians. The streets in the city have so many gook shops.
You seem alright you probably would like it here. The guy I was speaking about was a massive lefty so yeah, hipster
Should have just let the drunk local roll him for his bike since he was an ungrateful cunt
sounds great. People are way to nice/sterile here.
You know toronto? Its like that but probably worse
The only seat in Australia that literal eco-communist Green Party stooges won an election
Its a more multicultural San Francisco with Sudanese gangs causing havoc unchallenged by the police
>what is air conditioning
>what is bottled water
>french fried faggot
FUCK OFF WERE FULL DON'T COME NORTH TO CAIRNS IT'S NOT WHITE PLEASE
holy fuck that sounds awful jeesus christ the google images looked nice. had me fucking fooled
they tried getting into my place the other night and got shot with rock salt. fucking niggers
>australia
>75% white
How does this even happen? How does an island colonized completely by white people fill up with shitskins?
I was always banking on Australia to be the great white hope, but I guess it's too late. We have nowhere to go.
All the bogans in Cabo tho
Go home. Or at least stop making threads like this.
NBN
B
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You need to allow Quebec to secede.
That'll rile you guys up.
>leafs
Asians and poos mostly, at least they are civilized
>a swede inviting people into a nation that he has no claim to
How surprising.
Fuck off cunt is just Australias way of saying, "you're joshing me mate". Don't listen to them. Remember, "Cunt" is a term of endearment
We are well educated and speak english. Try to stop us from flooding your country, cunt.
I got NBN too but my download is 98mb/s but upload is still shit maybe 3mb/s
In Brisbane. Literally get so pissed at the non white parts. This is the promise land to you?
Stfu more whites is always a good thing
See, kek agrees
I'm at the end of the street and the node is pretty far, I'm blown away I'm getting 65, I had 6 on ADSL.
Why not move to Tasmania?
>less oppressively hot
>less things that can kill you
>less immigrants(?)
Sounds good to me, packing my bags right now.
WE'RE FULL
GET OUT SWEDE
why not go to new zealand instead?
>better weather
>no things that can kill you
>less immigrants
pack your bags again pekka
aussie are pretty cool but you definitely have to have thick skin around them
t.xbox live
No trust me you don't want to go to Tasmania
They say it is a land shrouded in mystery, socialism, and incest
New Zealander accent sounds retarded and there's 1/3 Polynesians and Asians there, 1 fucking third.
I mean those aren't the worst people in the world and all but that's still a huge number.
>80% of people I see are white
>He thinks this is a high number
Polynesians are the worst m8
>incest
tell me more :D
>spud monkeys
>white
the police don't do anything about it, the court system gives them all probation and God forbid you try and defend yourself you'll be in prison for a hate crime
No you sick fuck
>swede now wants to be cucked by abos,emu´s and roos
>Your abos
Clearly not but yeah I have heard they can be pretty violent.
>incest
video?
...
i snp ur nek u sic fuk
>Don't buy into their "Fuck off we're full" garbage
Fucking Swede cunt, fuck off we're full.
After what you did to your own land, would you be surprised at a bunch of Aussies telling you to fuck off?
I know it's the (((governments))) who usually do the fuckibg over, not the people, but in this case a make an exception for Swedes. Maybe you could go live with the abos, experience some real vibrant diversity.
poland
Abos aren't violent, they are just dumb and smelly. They live in da bush 99% of the time and keep to themselves
>Burger complaining about Aussie internet speeds
KEK
>Fuck off we're full
Hope you do realise this is only said to non-whites lol
what's more culturally enriched canada or australia
>a fucking SWEDE goes into a land where EIGHTY PERCENT of the people are white
>this is a great improvement for him
Jesus Christ, Sven...
Is it really that bad
bump
Melbourne is Australia's greatest city. Dont listen to the fucking widlings north of the wall
At least they are nowhere near as violent as blacks and muslims. They don't riot and it's not all that common for them to rape.
Black and Muslim immigrants are fucking horrible
maybe he lives in a niggerhole, i live near some streets where like 50% of people are niggers, then some sudacas and sandnigs
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
Australia has little habitable land compared to a country like the US.
They can't afford to have too many people.
t. Richard di Natale
send emufu pls
Australia: Where you call your mates cunt and cunts mate.
You have to go back.