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source on this?

sounds plausible

>9gag

Also quarter pounder is much catchier than third pounder. That combined with how huge McDonald's is compared to A&W is why it failed. Now go take your fake facts and fuck off

9gag

off topic A&W has some underrated burgers

but a 1/4 pounder is bigger.
1/4 is bigger than 1/3, or am I missing something?

That… and the burger tasted like shit.

fucking dipshit

0.25

that's not a source

The only thing you missed was the math class you should've had.
It could've been bigger, but not heavier, know what i am saying?

/thread

inbred much Mohammed?

4 is bigger than 3 asshole

My high school had a gym teacher who spent some time teaching in the US. He told us that your schools were much easier then ours. I was kind of jealous.

4>3, therefore 1/4 is greater than 1/3.

Basic math dude.

that is literally less than one burger. why would anybody buy a 0.25 of a burger

If they had run an ad campaign called it a "Thirty Third Pound" burger, and called their "competitor's" burger a "Twenty-Fifth Pound" burger, and made fun of the fact that only idiots think 25 is bigger than 33, and would pay more for less, it would have been a huge success.

This is about as real as an occupy democrats meme

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you guys are trolling me right?
fuck off hitler

public schools have to be dumbed down so that at least a fraction of the niggers can graduate

private education is how you get quality and challenge

a one 4 versus a one 3

4>3

>1/4 is bigger than 1/3

I mean, come on man. Literally elementary school basics here.

Why even have public education if that's how it's gonna turn out.

exactly! you don't have to be a brain scientist to know this.

I know you're trolling but I would love if you would accept a 1/9 th pay rise everyone else is getting a 1/2 payrise but I think you deserve a bit more.

Also fuel has gone up 1/2 so that's no consequence and your rent has gone up by 1/2 but I'm sure that 1/9'th payrise will cover it LOL u fat fucking retard.

1/3 is 50% bigger than 1/4
I'm so pro mathematician

>payrise
>working for someone else

looks like we know who the idiot here is

4 will always be bigger than 3

how could it be 50% bigger when 4 is one more than 3 ???

WHAT THE FUCK?
are you being serious?????

fuck you, guess you didnt learn simple numbers if you dont know that 4 is bigger than 3

you guys can try to gaslight us all you want

you're not going to redefine numerals without us noticing!

>ordering anything besides chillidogs and rootbeer at A&W

bruh mcdonalds is the fuckin bomb (once every couple months, that shit has way too much salt in it.) A&W's burgers are shit imo.

who the fuck counts in thirds in their day to day life anyway?

>off topic A&W has some underrated burgers
Ehhhhh...... I gotta disagree with ya. In-N-out burgers are probably some of the best ive ever had from a commercial fast food joint, and they arent 90% sodium by weight.

Our education is not what it was when we were Yugoslavia either. It was actually good then. At least when my father went to school. It's falling apart now.

My high school (and I live in New Belgrade) couldn't afford to give us paper. We had to bring our own. Teachers don't give a shit because of low salaries and while we did have some really capable teachers, half often didn't bother and put in minimum effort. Your schools were supposedly still much worse then ours according to him. It instills in me a sort of morbid curiosity? I want to visit America once and see just what your schools are like.

How would he know? He was a fucking gym teacher.
We don't make the kids wrestle bears or whatever you Serbian cunts do. That's for sure.

americucks btfo

The a&w burgers here in Canada are pretty good

you can't even divide 16 by 3

its in the genes, huh?

It was a few years ago so I don't remember the exact conversation but he was talking about your math classes (is supposed to be a joek according to him) and possibly geography? As for how he'd know, teachers interact with each other? They talk and know who's doing what. He was a nice guy. Wanted to be a race car driver but ended up as a gym teacher in the end.

Or it could have failed because there are like 3 A&Ws in the entire United States.

>couldn't afford to give us paper. We had to bring our own. Teachers don't give a shit because of low salaries and while we did have some really capable teachers, half often didn't bother and put in minimum effort.

that sounds like the average public high school in America.

they honestly get lower in quality the more niggers and Mexicans there are.


In my state, they send massive funding to the lowest performing schools in hopes of helping them, but you can't help subhuman chimps, then the mostly white high schools with better grades are left with no money to work with!

money doesn't really help either, all the senior lecturers in my school get paid 7k USD a month and they still teach like shit

4 and 3 are the same you fucking retard.

1/3\
1
1/4/

That's literally the source

are you familiar with the word?

Learn2google
mentalfloss.com/article/76144/why-no-one-wanted-aws-third-pound-burger

(you)

Cut a pizza into 3 slices. The take another pizza and cut it into 4 slices. Which pizza has the bigger individual slices?

Reallyyyy basic shit here man.

>9gag
>Baseless assumption that the reason the product failed due to this.

This doesn't even make any sense anyway. If I went into an A&W and I didn't understand simple fractions I wouldn't be like "oh I'm going to go to McDonald's because their burgers are bigger." This is just stupid, I love how this fucking meme has no proof or statement from A&W stating that they found out that this is the reason their burger didn't fucking sell.

This is why memes are fucking cancer sometimes. Idiots will send this throughout Twitter and gullible morons will take this as fact.

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Thanks for drawing fire off of us Britain

If you have twelve apples and you divide it by three, you have four.

If you have twelve apples and you divide it by four, you have three. Less.

It's sucks our Dad is senile and our Brother is a retard

1->2->3->4

Offer a 1/5 pounder for only a little bit more

Exactly. I'm not sure if they are just not in New England but I've never see an A&W. It's a joke to even think any of their products could compete with McDonalds.

Now thats thinking like a jew

4 is a bigger number than 3
4=1+1+1+1
3=1+1+1

thats one more one

Inshallah brother, you are not missing anything

Oh, Geography is definitely a joke here. Most history courses too.
Math has actually been improving in recent years, from what I've observed in my younger sister's algebra and geometry work and compared to my own high school experience.

It's fair to say that half of the first year's job at any college is fixing these fucking kids though.

four is bigger than one

that bait was as delicious as a McDonald Quarter Pounder TM.

And you are a dysfunctional sperg. Believe me you aren't the successful son here.

I kind of want to go to Singapore and become an English teacher now. That's 23 times the average Serbian monthly salary. I would literally live like a king here with that money.

What's wrong with your schools? To many non Chinese teachers maybe?

underrated

That's 24 apples smartass

>I haven't seen one
They're not in nigger ghettos, Marcus.

4 is as least 4 times as bigger as 1 is

You're just jealous fatass.

Now go get me my bottle of syrup, you fat barrel of monkey spunk

this is your fault you know, people like you

no its only 3 times bigger

4 is 3 more than 1

Back when they first introduced the 1/3 lbs. burger, their food was really good. Everyone came for a root beer float, but the food didn't chase people away. When this marketing trick failed, they ran taste tests all over the place trying to figure out the draw of the quarter pounder from McD's. Time and again, person after person, they thought the 1/3 pound burger was better, but not by much. "Hey, over at McDonald's I can get a whole quarter pound burger!," they heard. We failed them, and their food has been shit ever since.

man I miss A&W they had good burgers and fries.

thats what i said

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>Yeah, excuse me cashier I'm going to McDonalds because the quarter pounder is bigger than your 1/3rd shit

What's wrong with this conclusion? 1/4 > 1/3

1/4 means one of a forth i.e. .25

Whereas 1/3 means one of a third i.e. .3

The size of the meat patty doesn't necessarily mean that the overall burger was smaller. They could have put more condiments and/or used a lager bun that mad the 1/4-pounder look larger.

Or maybe McDonald'd was better at marketing their product despite its inferiority.

Also
>9fag

Now I want McDonald's. Burgers are food porn for me.

Why do Americans get so butthurt over bantz? Lmao

I live down the street from an A&W

the last time I had anything there was a rootbeer float about a year ago

it felt like I was having a heart attack

I don't know how common they are anymore

>9gag

but Canada

the moment you think you've beaten us in the game of who's more succesful

We've won

to be fair, the subsequent focus groups revealed that over half of people thought that they were being overcharged by having to pay the same price for a 1/3 pound of meat as they would for a 1/4 pound

Although there's literally no indication to how large the focus group was and whether that 50% were niggers or whites. just another meme people'll latch onto to banter with

better be trolling ya cunt

I saw a A&W in Japan but idk if they're any good, I didn't eat there

Can anyone in this thread prove the following fact?
x > y > 0
iff
0 < x^-1 < y^-1

Third pounder sounds like my relationship with your sister

>jealous of Canada

You are honestly like the NEET brother that sits at home all day, will never make anything of himself, mooches off his brother and father, has no redeeming qualities, but is arrogant and annoying as fuck.

Remember, your brother is stronger and better than you in every way and if you ever mess with him, he will beat the living shit out of you and burn everyone of your anime posters right in front of you.

Keep annoying us

>whats wrong with this shitpost

to be honest tho, the A&W burger did taste better. the mcdonalds fries is what made their success

>I want to visit America once and see just what your schools are like.
Save yourself some money and just use youtube

im glad you dont have my flag for once

You're right! I need to do nothing, so I will win

McDonald fries are not what they used to be, at least around me

they were godtier in the early 2000s

Who the fuck does this? When I go somewhere to eat I don't look at the menu and get dissatisfied and go waste more gas driving somewhere else. Even if I don't like what I see I'll just suck it up and give it a try.

I thought we fuck with you all the time?

If they are eating McCancer for breakfast, lunch and diner, then ya can blame them for not being able to do math.

You're fucking stupid. Hang your head in shame.

You guys shitpost so much that I can't tell when you're serious or not so I go off on every leaf I see.

Day of the rake when

lrn 3 math britkek