Salam Aleikum my brother, your pizza has arrived!

>Salam Aleikum my brother, your pizza has arrived!

That'll be $20.99 plus tips plus jyzia tax

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What's a jyzia tax?

jizz ya?
i'll give you some jizz in your beard you faggot

>le sith is brotier maymay xDXDXd
Stop with this shit. All shitskins should be executed. God created world only for white people.

>best indian food

Does it have Triple the pork on it like I asked?

Tax for non-muslims.

Plus $5 Haram tax since you ordered pepperoni

Sup Forums is literally a cesspit of stupid people lol

idiocracy is here

But I don't live in the UK

you had one job
ONE JOB

Stormfags get OUT

HERES MY JIZZ YA TAX FAGGOT
*cums*

he isnt wrong

t. white man in brampton

>here's some lead to the head

I have just the thing for you diaper-head, keep the change

How about instead of insulting us you answer the question.

Looks a lot like my Mini-14 :)

*Opens box*
I asked for bacon

back to /r/the_donald

Great choice, Norway!

Love, America.

Thank you! I have several others, of course, because of reasons.. :p

I've had pizza from there. That pizza is amazing.

We don't tip here materoo.

>INDIAN pizza
>jizya tax
kys op

Thank you, butthurt Muhammed.

Is there also a salt tax?

Sup Forums is a pro-sihk board

>plus jyzia tax

>asks an innocent question
>lol hurr so stupid fucken idiocracy we're all doomed XD

just because your nation is founded on ignorance, doesn't mean everyone else is gonna crash and burn like you

If a girl with a hijab comes up to you she'll demand the "jizya" which is Arabic for "jizz tax." At this point she'll lead you to a nearby secluded area like a changing room or a public toilet and extract your jizz in a manner of her choosing as a means of showing your submission to Muslims and the Islamic State. It would be rude and culturally insensitive not to participate in this ritual.

Sikhs are white.

And so do I.

Of course, not operating. Former 03017 and M14 is one of the most comfy platforms I know.

>hehehe the REAL ALT RIGHT sint racist
>we loves gays, we love all races because everybody is equal, we love open borders just as long as you sing this here paper, the jews arent behind anything thats anti semetic, we are pro islam
>yeah this is the real ALT RIGHT!
>wait, what makes us different from the left again

>Guam
Does Jessica still tend the bar at Porky's? Does that chinese stripper still cram half her arm up her own ass in the opening act?

Leaf

>live in uni accommodation
>I pay online and they have to leave it with reception
>never even see the driver let alone tip them

Umad yanks? And since it's a massive building they can't tell who I am

>20.99 PLUS TIPS PLUS JYZIA TAX
>PLUS JYZIA
AM I BEING DETAINED?
I HAVE RIGHTS.
SANTIAGO.

It's always the same Canadian cuck posting this.

It's like a once a week thread

nut is the only intelligent person in thread

Yes but they can spit in your pizza every time you order dumbass.

Enjoy paki spit in your pizza.

>calling people faggots
>has that picture saved

ok then.

.t.implications

no person that works a minimum wave job getting cucked to death by fat neets like me has even an ounce of brain power, let alone enough to categorize all the bad tippers in between sucking mr shekelsteins cock

Muslims charge Jizya you freak, also Sikhs are closer than us than Muslims AND they also want to wipe them out as well. Useful allies, if we want to kill them too then kill them after the crusade in honorable battle.
You can gas yourself now.

Why isn't he speaking French?

youtube.com/watch?v=AkIp8EdLJvI

No thanks. My family didn't have to pay jyzia in Iraq and we were Christian.

Name doesent go on the pizza and only yank scum spit in pizza.

They can't spit in the pizza because reception takes it

I would rather have spit in my pizza than pay a Single fucking penny to you greedy little minimum wage scumbags.

HAHAHAHA