Advice?

What should I do Sup Forums?
>Australian male 22yo
>Half Anglo Half South East Asian
>Caucasian features (round eyes, tall, cheekbones and nose) but SE Asian complexion (dark hair and tanned skin)
>Not usual Eurasian
>Look 100% like a Middle Eastern Male
>Anglos think I am ethnic
>Asians think I am ethnic
>Not ethnic enough for the wogs
>have an ideological adherence for redpilled conservatism but they all assume I am a mudslime or illegal
>I'm actually Christian
>Went to Europe people assumed I was an illegal Syrian
>Went to the USA people assumed I was an illegal Hispanic
>FUCK

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>Went to Europe people assumed I was an illegal Syrian
Sounds like it's time to take an extended holiday to Sweden.

Go to less shitty places where people don't automatically assume you're in the country illegally because you're brown.

I hate mudslimes but that's just retarded.

fuck off, we're full

What are Sup Forumss thoughts on this video? Sorry OP, too lazy to make a new thread

youtube.com/watch?v=cAoXgZLRee0

you're alright in my book aslong as you get me some beer bruce

here's a secret code, works for blacks/mexicans living in white areas

In order to appear white

Step 1: wear glasses

that's it, good luck

glasses are hard evidence to whites that you either have parents (who, out of concern, took you to the doctor, had you checked up, and then paid for your expensive glasses) or you have a well paying job and enough self-respect to take yourself to the doctor to be checked out, and eventually purchased glasses

in extreme cases (you like near the KKK or something) wear a collared shirt with a sweater vest, even the KKK won't kill a nigger in glasses and a sweatervest.

Hahaha
>glasses as a sign of wealth and class
You Ameripoor autists will never cease to make me laugh

Mixed SE Asian and White, literally the same story. Are you me but Kangaroo

You're gonna need to go back m8

wtf is that, ketchup toast?

i get teh beer. Beer is good with everything. Even more beer.

But what the fuck is that on the plate. Smothered in green stuff?

>But what the fuck is that on the plate. Smothered in green stuff?
pie floater, nobody eats them outside of adelaide

come over and straddle my hips and give me the seed you mixed bitch

what is it with australians and ketchup.

here in america children put ketchup on everything but by the time they are 16 they discover that other condiments are usually more appropriate.

okay, but what the fuck is it?

break it down for me. I have never been to australia

a meat pie floating in a bowl of pea soup

there's nothing more appropriate for a pie or snag, cunt

Fuck

south australians are fucking weird

they arent australian thats for sure

also, OP, where do you live?

Youd fit right in in Sydney, just move there

I feel for ya, but,
you have to go back

>snag,

never heard of it. i hate meat pies, but i like pea soup.

This is why race-mixing is bad.

australian "cuisine"

In all fairness though if I saw a pajeet in tortoise shell glasses with a shirt and jumper then I'd assume Indian Christian, not mudslime paki

>Half South East Asian
BARAY BARAY

eat napalm Cambo

This.

>Indian Christian
m8...

How true is this chart OP?

They do exist. I personally know a couple.

Yes, a Christian from India. That oft-forgotten religion that comprises 27bn Indian people.

Million*

[spoiler]You'd need a big-ass street for 27bn indians[/spoiler]

this

also I doubt your story about going to europe and the us and having people call you anything unless you went to some podunk villages in the mountains

refugees and especially illegals both have a certain look that i doubt corresponds with a half-asian australian tourist