Holy shit, Clickhole are redpilling the masses

Holy shit, Clickhole are redpilling the masses

clickhole.com/blogpost/might-not-be-politically-correct-enough-you-overly-1411

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>Venus is a man with a booming deep voice
>Venus

Actually pretty funny. The onion is PURE shit since Hillary bought it. Im just imagining feminists scouring the internet looking for actual evidence and arguing that planets are stronk womyn

You realize this is mocking you, right?

Clickhole never gets anything right, it's run by idiots

DID YOU ASSUME HER GENDER ???

This. Venus is the name of the goddess of beauty, passion, romance and pleasure. She's a she.

On another note, Earth is often described as a feminine entity.

>earth
>venus
>she
We've been lied to.

DID YOU ASSUME XER PRONOUNS?

the onion has been ridden with articles with an obvious liberal agenda, hidden behind the guise of tongue-in-cheek comedy, since the election.

it's always anti-trump. Nothing anti-hillary.
>not a coincidence

Mother Earth has been kind to us, lad.

It was literally bought by Hillary's camp before the election started

oh shit, really?

how did I not hear of this before, holy shit.

Gaia/Terra is the personification of the Earth and is always referred to as a woman, this article is bad clickbait.

1/10

Let me remind you that according to Greek mythology, Gaea fucked Uranus

mercury(merkur) - guy
venus(venera) - womyn
urff(zemlja) - womyn
mars - guy
jupiter - guy
saturn - guy
(((ur)(an)(us))) - guy
neptun(e) - guy

Yeah, as soon as it was under control of the clinton campaign, the articles were pure bullshit. Here's a good example of a shitty one. Not funny at all, not one joke

archive.is/Jpciy

>fake tits
>small hips
>manface
>hiding her feminine penis
That's a tranny if I ever saw one

Maybe but I still made Uranus my bitch

anime lied to me ;_;

You realise I'm mocking Sup Forums right?

Do leafs understand irony?

Stick your dick in a gopher hole, take a picture, and claim you're sexing earth without consent.

youtube.com/watch?v=5OM5SfUIN6Q#t=325s

I'm sure Venus is one hell of a man.

In French "planète" is a feminine word so even if they have man names for the most part we still use feminine pronouns.

It is owned by Univision which is funded primarily through grants from NGOs with ties to the Clinton's.

They bought it right after that "This will be the end of Trump's campaign says increasingly nervous man for 7th time this year" because it was making jokes against liberals and they just can't tolerate that at all.

The tolerant left strikes again!

HAHAHAHAHA

Made this. thank you

youtube.com/watch?v=hDJ-LJjpm18

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she also talks about a guy fucking a bridge but it's just animated, maybe one day she will bless us with a live action version

>Venus and earth are men

Literally wut

Saw that. I skipped through each protion of the video. Crazy shit.

>Planets have genders.
Wat.

>Earth
>a planet

How fucking retarded can you be

Earth is a guac bowl

Is this a flat earth thing?