What would you do if you woke up tomorrow and you were suddenly a British person living in Britain?

What would you do if you woke up tomorrow and you were suddenly a British person living in Britain?

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

See a dentist.

Start throwing tea into the harbor and start this shit over again.

lmao you wouldn't be doing that tomorrow

first you'd have to register and then you'd have to make an appointment

two weeks minimum

Probably go see all the cool old historical sites tbqh.

I'd make 1776 look like a fucking joke.

Kill myself

Fpbp

this desu

Guess I'd have to start praying 5 times a day.

I suppose I'd just make the best of it and put a kettle on.

Go check Big Ben.
Yep. 6 Bong.

little muricans, thinking their history and dates matter and other people care.

murica was irrelevent back then, the british empire was built around the sugar and cotton trade, and therefore the caribbean was the most important.

your little rebellion was just something we couldnt be bothered to properly deal with because the north american colonies were not at all important.

and even then it took the french intervening to actually pull off. "Land of the brave" hahaha

Kill myself

> British person living in Britain?

Am I a muslim or not?

Apply for benefits

I suppose that explains your teeth. Nobody bothers if it's that much of a hassle. If I wanted to visit a dentist here, I'd just visit and either make an appointment for later today or tomorrow or get my teeth fixed now if there are no appointments.

Praise Allah

move to america

everythin is that much of a hassle with the NHS

true story, I had to get my wisdom teeth out

it took 10 months

Go do some British stuff I suppose.
Like tea and football violence.

calm down ya wanker

Bend over and suck my own big bong

Off the tax payer as well you little shit

I am a taxpayer

it's the only time I ever needed anything from them, so basically it has cost me thousands to get them out

Pray east

Probably do the same thing I did today considering I'm a British person living in Britain.

Wait for 12 bongs and catch a flight to Canada, to my home, that magically got emptied by the Mandela effect

Get up pray to Allah
Go to Mosque
Chat the girl up with black Burka
Get wrong girl again for 10th time get beatin up

Sent to blow self up in london are muslim captial

Die recive 100 virgin pigs

I'd go to the pub of course

I hate british people
so fucking smug and arrogant and think they know everything

Better than a fucking leaf desu

Slit my wrists with my assault fork.

Move to Australia

Oh my god, go out and try to date all the sexy minorities. That sounds great. Well except the part where my government sucks and is completely out of touch, but sexy brown grills!!

>wake up at 6 bong
>go downstairs to make a burger and shake for breakfast
>NO FUCKING BURGERS TO BE FOUND
>weird brown liquid in a cup tastes like shit
>look for my gun to shoot up a school
>guns are banned in the UK
>look for a knife to slit my wrists
>all the knifes in the house are already binned
>go to corner store to buy knife
>everyone is whistling Rule Britannia and making unfunny The Office jokes
>don't have my ID so i have to buy a tea spoon pack
>slowly dig out my intestines with the teaspoon and shout "GOD SAVE THE QUEEN"
>migrant decapitates me before i die
>mfw

>be American
>enroll in University
>$50,000 per year + tip
>arrive for your first day of University
>get shot
>ambulance arrives
>pay $20,000 for a ride 5km up the road to the Hospital
>$200,000 for life saving surgery
>mfw you die because you took out too many loans
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I'd get on every social media site in existence and flood posts about how the British are vastly superior to Americans

The British seem a bit preoccupied with trying to convince us that they're superior

Raise a glass to the U-boats for dissuading my relatives to emigrate

Cheers!

Turn on computer masturbate and shitpost on Sup Forums. Literally nothing would change.

Kill myself with my pistol.

Oh wait...

Learn how to speak British.

>Get wrong girl again for 10th time

>your little rebellion was just something we couldnt be bothered to properly deal
>war of 1812
you couldn't be bothered twice?

Go pub and have a pint.

you had more troops than us and we still killed more of you (remind you of anyone?)

Brush my teeth rapidly.

> Go out and buy some spoons.
> Get arrested because I forget about the sharp spoons law.
> Be escorted around to apologize to every refugee in my neighborhood personally for offending them by existing.
> Get thrown in a jail with a fellow Brit (his crime was being a bit cross that refugees gangraped his wife)

Be glad I don't have to deal with NEMAshit anymore

yeah, and even while not being bothered we still beat you

>underrated post

kek