Daily reminder if you don't accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior then your a bluepilled cuck

Daily reminder if you don't accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior then your a bluepilled cuck

Jesus is just another demon

TURN THAT POOP
INTO WINE

Amen.

If OP doesnt respond its a Baitbot

I stole a Bible from a hotel, it was a pretty fancy looking one but I haven't got round to reading it. Do I need to read the how God made the earth stuff before the Jesus gets rekt stuff?

Enjoy hell, faggot

Hi German friend

>2016
>Not being a part of organized Christian religion
What are you, a heretic?

You don't have to read it my friend.
It's just a waste of time.

Start from page one dumbass. And confess your sins of stealing while your at it and maybe God will forgive you for being a filthy degenerate.

Daily reminder that the Lord God created a flat Earth.

Amen

I took it as a sign from the almighty he wanted me to take it

Amen desu

I do, which is why I voted for Trump to win and He delivered.

Based Jesus.

And by voted I mean prayed. And voted.

a daily reminder that atheist do not know their bibles

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Was Jesus white?
Will there be nonwhites in Heaven?

If so, I'm not super thrilled about that.

I bet you voted for le drumpf

I read somewhere that Bibles are the most commonly stolen book.