Give me your most offensive / racist jokes

give me your most offensive / racist jokes

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What's the similarity between a nigger and an apple?

They're both hanging in my backyard.

Why do white people own so many pets?
>because their not allowed to own people anymore

>Niggers
>People
Is this a joke within a joke?

How do you pick up a hot jewish girl?

With a dustpan

What do black people and bicycles both have in common?

They both can't function without chains

Use neither when talking about 2 things negatively you linguistic retard

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HOW MANY JEWS CAN U FIT IN A CAR?

2 IN THE FRONT

3 IN THE BACK

6 GORILLION IN THE ASHTRAY

What is difference between black and white

2/5

>Steinburg
(((They))) baited him into running

A JEW WALKS INTO A BAR

AND HURTS HIS NOSE

How do u blindfold a Chinaman. Put floss over his eyes.

What's the difference between a nigger and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Heard about the new Jewish made car? Stops on a dime, even picks it up.

What do you call a Hispanic Vulcan? Mr. Spic.

Here's one from one of our own PMs
youtube.com/watch?v=GesFxg1R4K0

what the fuck is he wearing

patriotism

A man is driving down the road having a nice Sunday drive when suddenly he sees a nigger with his pants down low on the side of the road.

The man quickly swerves close to the nigger and opens his car door to whack the nigger with it has he zooms by him. The nigger does two flips in the air and his shoes fly off before smacking back down on the ground. The man laughs and continues to drive on.

A couple of miles later he sees a priest standing by the side of the road. The man decides to pull over to pick up the priest. The priest gets in and asks the man to drive him to the church. The man happily obliges and continues his drive.

A few miles later he sees a new nigger on the side of the road. His hand grabs the door handle, ready to swing it open, but then he remembers the priest sitting in the backseat. And decides not to hit the nigger, because the priest was watching him. He swears at himself and continues to drive, leaving the nigger unwhacked.

A couple of miles before reaching their churchy destination, the man sees yet another nigger on the side of the road. At this point the man's given up on the idea of hitting the nigger with the priest in his car, so he barely even thinks about hitting the nigger when suddenly the passenger door opens and whacks the nigger off his feet and makes him do 6 backflips before he smacks back down on the ground.

The man looks back at the priest who was now closing his door and the priest says to him: "Hey, be careful! You almost missed another nigger!"

Why are Jews noses so big?

Because the air is free

HILLARY WILL BE THE FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT

What do you get when you cross a Greek and a Romanian?
Children too lazy to steal

Lol

How do you save a nigger from drowning?
By removing your foot from his neck

k E k
likes

What's 8 inches long and white?

How do you get a Mexican chick pregnant? Cum in her shoes and let the flies do the rest!

Jesus walks into a motel, puts 3 nails on the front desk and asks "hey, can you put me up for the night?".

How to tell if your house s being robbed
>your tv is floating out the front door

>What's white on top and black on the bottom?
Society.

>What's black on top and white on the bottom?
Rape

>female

What's the difference between rape and extortion?

>the way you spell "mail"

Why did the priest rush to walmart
>because boys pants were half off

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy getting laid?
>20 years to life

All of these holocaust jokes are deeply offensive grandfather died in a concentration camp.

He got too drunk and fell off a guard tower.

How was copper wire invented?
Two Jews fighting over a penny

I have black person in my family tree.

Bastard is still hanging there.

How do you spot a jew at a football game?
>He's the one shouting "GET THE QUARTER BACK!".

What's the difference between a black woman and a park bench?

>The bench can support a family.

>so I asked my gf to roleplay a rape fantasy in bed
>she said no
>I said THAT'S THE SPIRIT

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road?
The dead dog has skid marks in front of it

whats the difference between a nigger and a tire?

a tire wont sing when you put chains on it.

I don't get it.

I have a relative that died in a concentration camp. Yeah, he fell out of a watch tower.

OOooooohh

Underrated

What separates man from the ape?

The Mediterranean.

Solid

this ones pretty good.

Whats the deal with black people? They aren't black and they aren't people.

top

I was arrested for shooting an unarmed black man.

I was charged with impersonating an officer.

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An Irishman walk out of a bar

>not suing "neither"

Fuckin Irishmen, hope you drive drunk and hit a tree

What's an asian american woman's favorite U.S. holiday?
>Erection Day

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Thats a good one but youve gotta set it up just right

I had sex with a muslim once. She was the bomb.

What's the worst thing you can call a black man, starting with N and ending with R?
Neighbor

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man?

>sometimes Batman goes out at night without Robin

A china man walks into a bar. The bartender is black and says "what can I get you"? China man says "pour me a jigger, nigger!" Bar keep, confused says "pardon me?" China man repeats himself, "pour me a jigger nigger." Bartender says to china man "instead of whooping yo ass ima let you be bartender and me be the customer, so you can see how it feels, how racism feels." Bartender goes out and back in. China man is wiping down the bar, never even looks up. Black guy says "Pour me a drink CHINK!" Chinaman looks up briefly and says, "I don't serve niggers here"

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Bozgor detected

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why don't sandpeople have sex ed and drivers ed on the same day?

> the camels get too tired

Why are Afghani pilots so easy to train?

> Just show them how to take off

theres a black man in my family tree. he's still hanging there

youtube.com/watch?v=TcBRePwOPPI

underrated

What happens when a Jew with an erection runs into a wall?
>he breaks his nose

Kek

How do you stop a Mexican tank? Shoot the soldiers pushing it

A jewish son wants to go see a movie He walks to the sitting room and asks his father, "May I have $20 to go see a movie?" His father says, "$15?!? $10??? What the hell do you do need $5 for?"

How do you get sickle cell?

By licking food stamps.

Alabama Seinfeld lololol

I first heard this one about Scotsmen.

jokes are obsolete now that we've discovered memes

Why do blacks like aspirin so much?
They like to pick the cotton from the bottle.

CURSE YE HA ME HA

This

Holy shit I've never thought of it this way.

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Kekles

Well the joke is--oh never mind.

What do you call an African American with an afro?

A microphone.

Did you know a single Jew sunk the Titanic all on his own?

His name was Iceberg.

When are you allowed to smack an Arab woman in the face?

When her mustache is on fire.

Laff

"They both need chains to be useful" is a better punchline imo