BREAKING: JEB BUSH CABINET APPOINTMENT

ITS HAPPENING

I want to believe

god I miss Jeb!

>secretary of energy

wew laddies

>Secretary of energy
>Jeb

WHAT A FUCKING JOKE HAHAHAHA

theres no secretary of energy faggot

Fake. I'm watching CNN right now.

Most likely fake but yeah that would actually be A top kek

wut

Jeb Bush is a big fat waste (of energy)

HIGH
ENERGY

Jeb Bush, on the tails of his appointment as Secretary of Energy today, announced an Innovative new guacamole-based energy plan,

JEB! SURGE BABY

End the no clap Jeb.

Damn, the fucking lights would go out and stay out if Jeb! was appointed that

have memes gone too far?

Sec of Guac.

> the bowl man

JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEB SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGE

>Selecting such a low energy person for the secretary of energy

LOW ENERGY JEB, SAD!

Please clap...

J E B

S U R G E

hmmm

Hodor?

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>wanting to waste more energy

Look at this high energy retard, ever heard of conservation?

It cannot be! By the nine divine!

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what

Are you seriously this retarded?

I fell for the meme.

10/10

DAHNALD THAT POSITION WAS MINE YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE THE ENERGY FLOWING HARNESSED BY MY MIGHTY SKELEGATES

NOW HAND OVER THE CABINET POSITION

>Low
I didn't read the pic and this was my joke. Now I don't know what to do.

picking low energy dude as sec of en hahahahah

Requesting the copypasta where Trump hires Jeb as the White House Gardener and he loves the job even though he messes up all the time.
I'll pay in Pepe

DAHNALD

I HAVE THE MOST ENERGY

HAND IT OVER

slow and steady

WHERE ARE THE CABINET POSITIONS DAHNALD

>has all the oil connections
>knows how the game is played
>now sucks trump dick to stay in politics

I dont see the problem with this

>low energy Jeb Bush for HIGH ENERGY position.
Thats like picking this guy to be in charge of your military

>Sup Forums still hasn't realised that the recount will give the victory to Guacman
SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE

We use too much energy. I know I'll apoint Jeb as Secretary of Energy. That'll fix it.

I always believed in Jeb.
Even when you bastards didn't.

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Quit posting. Just stop. Turn the computer off and go to bed you faggot.

>american education

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>SECRETARY OF ENERGY
>LOW ENERGY JEB!

My fucking sides the memes have gone too far.

>Trump gives an entire department head job just for the bants

i want to believe

SLOW
L
O
W

AND
N
D

STEADY
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>low-energy jeb

>secretary of energy

Trump is just trolling the fuck out of CNN. Just sit back, relax, and watch him play Chutes and Ladders on Ultra Nightmare difficulty

FIFTEENTH IN LINE BOYS

tfw the recount found that jeb won the election

>secretary of energy

"Secretary of Low Energy"

I was just reading a book about the Bush family. I never knew Jeb's kids were such delinquents back in the day, like the one daughter is a drug addict and little Jebby has a criminal record. I always thought Jeb would be a good dad

Jeb was running coke for the CIA in the 80s.

SLOW
AND
STEADY

How come you gringos don't get it?
Trump is giving Jeb this so he can finally trascend and obtain High Energy
This is but a test

Maximum Ted

JEB IS A MESS

I used to do coke and get drunk with GeorgePn all the time back in law school. the guy was an animal and he was hella pro choice if you know what i mean!

>secretary of low energy

who has the gif of jeb and his mother making out, jeb had a tear running down his cheek

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>turtle power

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I'm sure Jeb was an okay dad, but it's very hard to overcome the innate criminality of those spic genes.

kek

Kek

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You gotta remember those kids are half Mexican. Of course they're trouble

There is no spoon. There is no spoon.

JEB IS A WASTE

kek wills it. Trump is a fucking madman

>>secretary of low energy

That's literally how I read it the first time.

Jeb! Surge!

SLOW AND STEADY.

Guac bless my fellow Jebheads who made this possible

lawlz

> reminder than Jeb! would have lost to Based Ben Carson

>claps internally

screencap this shit

>manlet personality born in a tall person's body
So, he's a trans-manlet then?

This thread is way too good

JEB IS A BIG FAT MESS

>craps externally

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Jeb's energy is so low it has become a zero-point reactor. Energy problems will be a thing of the past.

take his pants off AND MOON EVERYBODY

>Jeb
>Secretary of Energy

I'm fucking dying

we've had a secretary of energy every year since eisenhower you dumbass

how in the hell is secretary of treasury ahead of secretary of defense?????

>shoots internally

beautiful

Who pays the military?

Lord, please be real. I swear I'll never be tired of winning.

guarantee this won't happen. jeb wouldn't get appointed janitor with all the vitriol he spewed at trump during the campaign. the entire bush family refused to vote for trump.

Aww that's nice. Good for Jeb, he seems like a nice guy.

THIS CANT BE HAPPENING