ITS HAPPENING
BREAKING: JEB BUSH CABINET APPOINTMENT
I want to believe
god I miss Jeb!
>secretary of energy
wew laddies
>Secretary of energy
>Jeb
WHAT A FUCKING JOKE HAHAHAHA
theres no secretary of energy faggot
Fake. I'm watching CNN right now.
Most likely fake but yeah that would actually be A top kek
wut
Jeb Bush is a big fat waste (of energy)
HIGH
ENERGY
Jeb Bush, on the tails of his appointment as Secretary of Energy today, announced an Innovative new guacamole-based energy plan,
JEB! SURGE BABY
End the no clap Jeb.
Damn, the fucking lights would go out and stay out if Jeb! was appointed that
have memes gone too far?
Sec of Guac.
> the bowl man
JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEB SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGE
>Selecting such a low energy person for the secretary of energy
LOW ENERGY JEB, SAD!
Please clap...
J E B
S U R G E
hmmm
Hodor?
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>wanting to waste more energy
Look at this high energy retard, ever heard of conservation?
It cannot be! By the nine divine!
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what
Are you seriously this retarded?
I fell for the meme.
10/10
DAHNALD THAT POSITION WAS MINE YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE THE ENERGY FLOWING HARNESSED BY MY MIGHTY SKELEGATES
NOW HAND OVER THE CABINET POSITION
>Low
I didn't read the pic and this was my joke. Now I don't know what to do.
picking low energy dude as sec of en hahahahah
Requesting the copypasta where Trump hires Jeb as the White House Gardener and he loves the job even though he messes up all the time.
I'll pay in Pepe
DAHNALD
I HAVE THE MOST ENERGY
HAND IT OVER
slow and steady
WHERE ARE THE CABINET POSITIONS DAHNALD
>has all the oil connections
>knows how the game is played
>now sucks trump dick to stay in politics
I dont see the problem with this
>low energy Jeb Bush for HIGH ENERGY position.
Thats like picking this guy to be in charge of your military
>Sup Forums still hasn't realised that the recount will give the victory to Guacman
SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE
We use too much energy. I know I'll apoint Jeb as Secretary of Energy. That'll fix it.
I always believed in Jeb.
Even when you bastards didn't.
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Quit posting. Just stop. Turn the computer off and go to bed you faggot.
>american education
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>SECRETARY OF ENERGY
>LOW ENERGY JEB!
My fucking sides the memes have gone too far.
>Trump gives an entire department head job just for the bants
i want to believe
SLOW
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STEADY
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>low-energy jeb
>secretary of energy
Trump is just trolling the fuck out of CNN. Just sit back, relax, and watch him play Chutes and Ladders on Ultra Nightmare difficulty
FIFTEENTH IN LINE BOYS
tfw the recount found that jeb won the election
>secretary of energy
"Secretary of Low Energy"
I was just reading a book about the Bush family. I never knew Jeb's kids were such delinquents back in the day, like the one daughter is a drug addict and little Jebby has a criminal record. I always thought Jeb would be a good dad
Jeb was running coke for the CIA in the 80s.
SLOW
AND
STEADY
How come you gringos don't get it?
Trump is giving Jeb this so he can finally trascend and obtain High Energy
This is but a test
Maximum Ted
JEB IS A MESS
I used to do coke and get drunk with GeorgePn all the time back in law school. the guy was an animal and he was hella pro choice if you know what i mean!
>secretary of low energy
who has the gif of jeb and his mother making out, jeb had a tear running down his cheek
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>turtle power
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I'm sure Jeb was an okay dad, but it's very hard to overcome the innate criminality of those spic genes.
kek
Kek
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You gotta remember those kids are half Mexican. Of course they're trouble
There is no spoon. There is no spoon.
JEB IS A WASTE
kek wills it. Trump is a fucking madman
>>secretary of low energy
That's literally how I read it the first time.
Jeb! Surge!
SLOW AND STEADY.
Guac bless my fellow Jebheads who made this possible
lawlz
> reminder than Jeb! would have lost to Based Ben Carson
>claps internally
screencap this shit
>manlet personality born in a tall person's body
So, he's a trans-manlet then?
This thread is way too good
JEB IS A BIG FAT MESS
>craps externally
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Jeb's energy is so low it has become a zero-point reactor. Energy problems will be a thing of the past.
take his pants off AND MOON EVERYBODY
>Jeb
>Secretary of Energy
I'm fucking dying
we've had a secretary of energy every year since eisenhower you dumbass
how in the hell is secretary of treasury ahead of secretary of defense?????
>shoots internally
beautiful
Who pays the military?
Lord, please be real. I swear I'll never be tired of winning.
guarantee this won't happen. jeb wouldn't get appointed janitor with all the vitriol he spewed at trump during the campaign. the entire bush family refused to vote for trump.
Aww that's nice. Good for Jeb, he seems like a nice guy.
THIS CANT BE HAPPENING