You can only post here if you average 2k+ a week. If you make way more than that you're super encouraged to post since obviously you got shit figured out.
No plebs allowed.
I do HVAC but I act as a consultant at this point (one year) so I make whatever I want and work whenever I want. Thinking about getting my CAC but don't know if I want to spend the time.
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Shut up. A proud NEET shitposter here!
Yuck. Spoiler that trash
No NEETs allowed man, why don't you have a job? You could be making 70k in a few years.
> $100K minus healthcare coverage, dental, and other benefits
I make 2k in gold in warcraft a week. does that count?
>I have things figured out!
>Posts porn on Sup Forums.
sage ree mods etc
Get some standards, poorfag.
Very nice picture
Because I am a cis white male and affirmative action took all the jobs to women, illegal, spics and niggers.
I make about 1,100 a week can i get a participation sticker atleast
I wish I had two sex slaves.
i fuck ur mom 2k times a week
Recent grad here
>Ph.D. in Math
>any job I want
>$300k starting
Because i live in Commiefornia where all the jobs are taken.
Good enough bro, what do you do?
I want people who have shit figured out, I don't make over 2k a week most of the time.
Why not get a trade job then?
That's shit over there, you guys have a better trade boom than us.
Yet you are here.
>any job I want
So what did you decide upon?
Damn. Fuck. This is now a feels thread.
>I want people who have shit figured out...
>Posting on Sup Forums.
uh...
Fuck you, I post where I want.
You two can't be real.
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Entry level draftsman here. ~$750.00 a week.
Nice. I'm working on my mechanical engineering degree for HVAC right now.
reality is going to suck for you
payscale.com
Bro, skilled work is never taken.
You'd be surprised man.
Learn your memes before you post fagget
I would make that much, but only before taxes. I'm a typist.
I'm at 1500 a week
My wife makes 750 a week
>have house
>own our cars
>no debt beside house
I think we are doing alright
Hurr durr I make 500 a year. Yas this me. No proof just virtual texts.
i have my own company. I clear about $5k a week give or take. I maintain CNC machines
Well I live in L.A. and I'm 20, going to school. I've applied to jobs before but I never get a reply because they get 100's of applications from people far more older and qualified than me.
>no proof
You can make 500 a year picking up cans bro
Can't do that on 4/pol/
You're going to be a sales guy one day. 6k a week is way better than what you'll make as an engineer but it's a good starting point. We got a lot of you doing quotes; real talk ask cops what books they use for sales to get ahead.
If you haven't been making this money your delusion is fucking through the roof
>hey guys I could easily get that 300+k job
>expect I'm not really doing this job!
Almost $4000 a week here.
>mfw i probably chated with the same people hundreds of times and ill never know it
Im finishing my phd in physics which pays shit but ive made over 100k in the last 3 months trading stocks.. dont wanna do it full time but good side cash to buy a house
>Good enough bro, what do you do?
I'm a data scientist
Yeah, if you're looking for unskilled labor jobs, unless you're a Mexican who'll work for minimum wage, you're not getting it, either get in a specialized field or move
stop making excuses you fuck
>300k starting
I remember falling for this MEME when I was young too. You are looking at 40k tops my dude.
>unironically taking my bait
I only make 30k a year at an office job but I day trade and made an extra 24k this year. On stocks I bought at work while shitposting on Sup Forums
6'4" chef working at Wendys with a 9 inch penis making over $130,000 a year here
ask me anything
I do 2000 a week before tax, but I average about 1k per week in investment growth. So I guess I've 'got it figured out'. Except the only answer I have is to acquire a significant sum of money and put it in the market with a good broker.
If you're working in tech, find young companies and ask for stock when you start working. Eventually one of them might pay off.
Used to think I wanted more money but I feel guilty spending it after having been poor and working my ass off for it. Now I have more obligations, more shit than I know what to do with, work too much and realize the value and price of time.
If I could cut my time worked down to about half and still rake in as much but have time to do shit so I didn't feel like life was zooming by at break neck speed that would be awesome.
Only thing that brings me joy now is doing stupid shit on my motorcycle and working on my Porsche.
If in a low CoL area that's good, you can post here.
You have no spine, been there and done that. L.A. is really bad too since the average pay is super high to adjust for the high as fuck CoL
Average 4600 every two weeks border patrol agent
>I was just pretending.
Are you the janitor? What office job pays the low?
Wendy's Chef here
350k a year, bang a hot blonde every night and I have a 14'' penis.
Nice, what do you do?
I know a lot of fucking neo nazis doing the same shit, I'm guessing you know similar people.
What is a data scientist?
>.A. is really bad too since the average pay is super high to adjust for the high as fuck CoL
I think it's actually lower because of the people here. San Diego pays wayyyyyy higher wages
Yea that shit is skewed by financiers giving their friends kids favor jobs.
I WAS PROMISED PORN
WHAT THE FUCK
how?
Mineral and energy economist here.
Make really good money(really really really good). The on site stuff sucks, but you do not know what power you feel to be asked by 4 South Americans if they have permission to kill a rapist they caught because you are the corporate rep, and your word is law in company towns.
I'm a neet
Sexually abused as a kid by dad
Physically, mentally and emotionally beat by dad. Bullied in school every day for being a quiet beta wearing second hand clothing. Dropped out, haven't left the house in 13 years except to see a therapist who couldn't help me. No money, no hope, no support, no future and no one cares. They don't understand, just judge and ridicule.
Count your blessings, chances are you have more than i do
Then what the fuck should I do then Mr. Superspine? Im trying to get skills.
code monkey.
>What is a data scientist?
Pretty much my company gives all the info they've gathered and I make into readable and usable info
I can only pray you said 'yes'.
>That pedobear shirt
You think you're in a shit position but all I see is enough shit to fuel a fire to make yourself great.
Marijuaja stocks are booming in canada cause of dudeweedman. Check out cgc. I bougjg in a few months ago, made a few swing trades by selling high when i knew the market was going for a correction 2 weeks ago and buying in last week. Get in now theres big news in a few weeks. Not joking. Canopy growth corporation is the big one
Nigger here, take 300k a year, 6' cock
I do misc stuff at a non profit in the middle of the "south". Full benefits, minimal supervision etc.
Cost of living is dirt cheap.
Explain your secrets.
No shit? I did a lot of network work before HVAC but capped at 3k. What languages and specialties do you got?
Dude, I can tell you straight up just as a backup career to do HVAC, you will be trained for free there. Money is good but work is hard.
I got raped as a kid too, no one fucking cares because it doesn't actually effect you unless you look for an excuse.
Yeah, but then you have to do math for the rest of your life.
Archaeologist here.
2100k per week with per diem and overtime.
>stemfags told me I have a useless degree
Silicon Valley + job hoping. Then told them I'm moving out of Cali.
Accountant with 6 years experience. 75% progress towards my CPA. Still not making the average new grad's starting salary.
Lol, na nigga. Enjoy being a high school math teacher in some nigger town for 30k a year. Cause, ma-experience.
I did home remodeling with a neighbor for about a year before college. I hated it. Working in old fucking apartments and homes tearing down old shit my nose and hair would be full of dirt and we had to work in the hot desert sun.
i only make 800 a week
eh. its alright for now
Currently in Uni. I might be one of the wealthiest persons browsing Sup Forums right now.
Family comes from Brazil, making money from Real Estate and one Fashion company.
My dad makes ~50k A month, company yields ~10k A month. Mom is the fashion designer for the company, no Salary since the company is ours.
Parents live in a $2,000,000 house in Miami. I live on Campus at UPenn.
My dad has loaned the company ~$7,500,000 from his own pocket so far. Company's revenue is 90 Million a year, almost no profit though. I think the profit is ~3 Million. But it's all reinvested back into the company, with 10k going to our pockets each month.
About 150 Employees, Just started expanding to the US.
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I'm studying to become either an Investment Banker or a Hedge Fund Fag. I'm very good with stocks, and my family has connections. I have an internship at UBS, currently I'm one of the top performing Interns as well, so my career is prominent.
PS: I myself make nothing so far, but if I keep my performance up at UBS I will leave uni making 300k A year.
ASK ME ANYTHING. By the way, this is the absolute truth.
>all these newfriends replying
came here for this post
Fair enough.
Man, you were an elite at your specialty, don't pretend otherwise.
Damn, really? All year or just during digs?
>Math Ph.D.
>making any money at all
I mean, maybe if you have Jew-tier connections, but real people don't.
Thats pretty interestimg user, right up my alley. What kind of qualifications did you need to get into that field? I've worked with a heap of ERP/CRM systems, but have no formal qualifications.
Javascript. But that's not it. The secret is just to work for a big name tech company. The pay right now is insane. But the bubble will burst next year.
4500/week, would have done better but I got only a modest bonus this year.
No one cares about a brazilian dude
>not marrying a qt who has full coverage
If you needed proof Reddit is here now you know.
memes are dead. Kek is dead. What a sad fucking day.
Even though you are replying to /sci/ maymays, you can still make decent cash if you have a graduate degree in math working for military contractors.
Brazillian dude who's probably going to be making Over 1 Mil a year in a decade.
This thread is for successful people, why not give everyone to chance to ask me things?
You can start if you want senpai.
26 year old mcdonalds employee here, sometimes I serve people that make 2k a week. Nice cars, only thing that really bothers me about being poor is knowing you will never drive a 3 second car. Keep on bringing nice cars to my store.
>25 years old
>make $18/h
>everyone else my age is making 60k at least
Good for you, sounds nice.
The things I'd do if I had access to that kinds of money....
Yeah, that's honest work. You can make a fortune on that; I just do hvac but remodel guys can do big bucks easy if they pick up other skills.
I may not be the wealthiest since my mom fucked me over but my dad was a multimillionaire too. The difference between you and me is I made my own way where as you're given everything.
At least your McDonalds arent full of barely english speaking Mexican women like in SoCal.
Bachelors in statistics and be a wizard at excel
$3K leafbux a week, storage engineer
My parent knows one old guy with a factory making frozen chinese food.... He's a multi millionaire.
Also, know another guy with a restaurant, also a multi millionaire.
no debt except the bank owns your house
wendy's chef here. i make around 7k per week. been saving for a few days to have a penis reduction surgery to make my penis small enough to fit into a vagina(bc its too huge right now). shit sucks