Will he make it to age 94 and become the oldest living President in history?

Will he make it to age 94 and become the oldest living President in history?

If dubz then yes

If he consumes enough children, yes.

Press F to pay respects

first Castro, now this?

If triples he's going to make it.

if he fiddles and eats a few more kiddos

Not with those socks.

What's wrong with them?

he's gonna fuckin' make it senpai, just you wait 'n' see

the longer they live, the more scared of death they are, the more crazy satanic remedies they look out for. Living a long life def makes you into a coward

Could have sworn he died already. Probably leaped timelines.

He looks so weak he probably has to have someone rip the still-beating heart out of the child for him.

He wont make it to 2017

Just think, he lived to see his youngest child destroy his family name

He'll be fine.

you guys joke, but this is a real thing. rich old people get blood transfusions from children to keep their body flush with young stem cells.

how does he have such great hair for his age?

I wasn't joking.

Dubya will live to 99 because he isn't allowed to live to see trips because of his name

Stick a fork in him

if dubz, the george dubya bush becomes the oldest living president

As long as Planned Parenthood sends him stem cell infusions he will live long enough to watch his empire be smashed to dust by Donald Trump.

if singles he dies at 100

That surly old fuck looks like he's running on feelings of pure anger and disgust alone.

ok, quints

Your post says 93, so no.

94 really the high score eh? Too lazy to jewgle.

Why is he in a wheelchair?

Don't forget Jimmy Carter

What if they both die next year and 93 is revealed to be a cursed number like the 27 club?

this is the oldest president

Bush is older by a few months. Check your facts.

no, that's jfk

jk but some people do believe that

DELETE THIS

you better believe it

You guys have no faith.