ABOUT TO BLOW Sup Forums'S MIND - how did we not see this before?

>this is a totally unironic, serious post

youtube.com/watch?v=YlUKcNNmywk

>red hot chili peppers create an epic masterful song called "cali-fornication"
>prophetic song explains EXACTLY what is happening to the west currently

>The song lyrics are as follows:
Psychic spies from China
Try to steal your mind's elation
And little girls from Sweden
Dreams of silver screen quotation
And if you want these kind of dreams
It's Californication

It's the edge of the world
And all of western civilization
The sun may rise in the East
At least it settles in the final location
It's understood that Hollywood
Sells Californication

Pay your surgeon very well
To break the spell of aging
Celebrity skin is this your chin
Or is that war your waging

First born unicorn
Hard core soft porn
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication

Marry me girl be my fairy to the world
Be my very own constellation
A teenage bride with a baby inside
Getting high on information
And buy me a star on the boulevard
It's Californication

Space may be the final frontier
But it's made in a Hollywood basement
Cobain can you hear the spheres
Singing songs off station to station
And Alderaan's not far away
It's Californication

Born and raised by those who praise
Control of population everybody's been there and
I don't mean on vacation

Destruction leads to a very rough road
But it also breeds creation
And earthquakes are to a girl's guitar
They're just another good vibration
And tidal waves couldn't save the world
From Californication

Pay your surgeon very well
To break the spell of aging
Sicker than the rest
There is no test
But this is what you're craving

First born unicorn
Hard core soft porn
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication

>here is where things get weird
>do a google search and find a high resolution image of the album cover
>look at the top right hand side of the pool

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=STTJF3cnhQE
youtube.com/watch?v=sN7FEEwX4D0
youtube.com/watch?v=ohguwyFECHI
youtube.com/watch?v=gxlnDRqPUXE
youtube.com/watch?v=xmyuJZH3RAc
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

do I have to do the work for all of you?

What the flappin flossum is it

can you handle it? serious question.

That shits been going on in hollywood since the dawn of the film industry, ie WW2 hollywood starlets.

Yes, there is a frog on the album cover.

>hidden in plain sight
>I've had these album for almost 20 years
>synchronicity?
>I don't know, too coincidental for my tastes

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you should be

bump

dang i gotta bump

because you care:
youtube.com/watch?v=STTJF3cnhQE

bump

B U M P
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>pee pee

>poo poo

indeed

Yeah but the lyrics really don't make any sense

angel trips

checks out

> Nevarro picture on a post about a Frusciante album

Kys

Bunch of faggots. Mr. Bungle is way better and more based.

SHADILAY

those lyrics are not completely accurate now that I look at them. bad lyric site I guess.

anyways, they do make sense if you're smart.

sorry user, I guess u r not smart

Fuck you guys, I've had enough of festering chaos in the world to summon an ancient frog god

going to bed

t.Californian

PS don't meme me into the ocean, shaka

The frog is a key too all of this!

WHAT

Something I found looking on google

PRAISE KEK

holy shit

the fuck am I looking at

nigga what

I forgot Dave Navarro was in RHCP at one point

add me in the screencap

>the album cover
WHAT DID KEK MEAN BY THIS

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upper right hand corner

Sup Forums should write a parody of this song called 'Islamification'

checked

I want to thank you and spank you on your silver skin.

Now that we mention it, we need to find out if there's been a Kek cult before we Sup Forumsacks

I think there was one in Ancient Egypt.

NOFXs new album is pretty badass outside of the 1 song where he sings about liking to crossdress.

youtube.com/watch?v=sN7FEEwX4D0
youtube.com/watch?v=ohguwyFECHI

Well considering he's an ancient Egyptian god, yeah lol. I was thinking more recently, since we have Shadilay from the 80's and apparently the Red Hot Chili Peppers possibly involved.

>>synchronicity?
Fuck off hippie.

They have been my fav since late 80s. This explains why. My life for you.

Lets go to work!

I found something in 'Dani California'.

Take a look at this.

>"California rest in peace. Simultaneous release. California show your teeth. She's my priestess, I'm your priest."

Now, do you anons remember the document which foretold the measurements of Trump's wall? If you take those measurements and put them into google maps or a similar software, it cuts right through California.

>San Diego, Los Angeles, San Francisco

That's beyond the wall.

>"California show your teeth."

To show one's teeth is linked with aggression. This could mean many things, was CALIEXIT a success? Was a smaller albeit failed Civil War attempted or somehow was southern Cali declared Mexican territory.

A

Here's what I'm referring to.


>California rest in peace. Simultaneous release.

What have we dug up lads?

My digits don't lie.

This looks like bad prophecy...

I mean... Wrong not bad

>Simultaneous release
>release from us
>calexit confirmed

A FUCKING LEAF

it doesnt

hollywood isn't DC, you far-reaching faggot

this

>ohlookitsthisthreadagain.jpg
Fucking LEAF

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PRAISE HIM

Being this young.

Fuck, how young are all you cocksuckers if you never heard Californication before. Jesus.

Also, why the fuck are you taking credit for this find when I saw this same thread, and Kek's image was discovered on the album cover, like a month ago.

>Psychic spies from China
Try to steal your mind's elation

this actually happened in the woods
fucker summoned some fucking shiba god with multiple faces.
really wish some renegade bear tears that fucker apart some day

pro tip: when you see a 75-80 year old chinaman hiking the tallest mountains in the contiguous US, just fucking leave

shit band

that gretsch white falcon is aesthetic as fuck, however

Kek is real

So um, I'm being serious for a moment. There's just no fucking way all these coincidences keep showing up. What is with this Kek images?

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN???

Has a chaos god truly been summoned at some point altering the course of history?

WHAT DOES THIS ALL MEAN???

BOMB DROPS EARS ARE FUCKING RINGING!

LIBERALS ON TWITTER VIRTUE SIGNALLING!

LONE WOLF IS ALL THEY SAY IN THE PAPERS!

TELL US TO LOVE THEM MORE EVEN THOUGH THEY HATE US!

ISLAMIFICATION durr durr durrrrr

What does Sup Forums think of this movie, I think it holds secret connections youtube.com/watch?v=gxlnDRqPUXE

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Oh fuck please let this happen. This purges liberals from American politics for eternity. They can't win shit without their free 55 electoral votes from California. Plus when you add in all the assmad libshits that would migrate to post #CALEXIT California to escape le ebil trump regime would mean that we can probably turn some blue states purple and some purple states red

You posted this exact same thread like a week ago leaf. It didn't gain any traction then, and it won't now, because it's dumb and pointless.
Yeah yeah I know, pic related is an obvious reference to the Masons "as below so above" or whatever. Artists just do stupid shit like that all the time. I was listening to Tool earlier today and realized one of their songs talks about Saturn. People have been sperging over Saturn recently because of the perfectly hexagonal shape, but that doesn't mean that Tool is a part of some alien conspiracy. They just like to use weird imagery in their songs.

P R A I S E K E K

>Tool
>not part of alien conspiracy
Nice try CTR. Or should I say, CIA? Or whoever your are

in my country there is problem.

And its name is the /you/

now that i think about it, im really pissed this happened

who would allow this fucker in a national park?
this person must be known to US intelligence.
you cant just allow people to do that to other people in the US - or can you?

the year was 2008 or 2009 or somewhere close
and this fucker was in kings canyon national park on a backpacking trail deep in the wilderness

i want revenge
i want to torture him in person to equal 3x the terror he caused me
or if he is already dead i want his children or the fucking president of chinas ass

"Psychic spies from China
Try to steal your mind's elation
And little girls from Sweden
Dreams of silver screen quotation
And if you want these kind of dreams
It's Californication"

>And little girls from Sweden
>Dreams of silver screen quotation

What did they mean by this?

Sweden hoping to bring back the good ol days before mass niggers?

no seriously, i want to see this person again and speak with him?

why cannot i do this?

what kind of world do we live in where this fuckers actions are supported and i cannot fill my revenge??

all of you faggots are going to eat shit someday

day of the fucking rope

agreed

an album about the desecration of the west that has a "as above, so below" reference on the cover staring you right in the face plus the only object in the picture is a frog statue

> not synchronicity
>fuck u user

Psychic spies from Islam
Try to steal salvation
And little girls from Sweden
Screams heard in quotation
And if you want these kind of dreams
It's Islamification

It's the end of the world
And all of western civilization
The bomb may drop in the East
At least it settles in the final location
It's understood that Jewywood
Sells Islamification

Pay your jizya very well
To stop the threat of beheading
All that sin left on your chin
Or is that war their waging

First born unicorn
Cuck porn transform
Dream of Islamification
Dream of Islamification

Marry me girl be my fairy to the world
Be my very own constellation
A pre-teen bride with me inside
Getting high on information
And spot right next to the rock
It's Islamification

that was my thread.

but not everyone saw it - so I'm posting it again you self-righteous piece of shit.

anyways thanks for bumping user!

I doubt it, they were seen more like Helios, more minor gods with a single important duty

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im being serious too user.

lead singer james

look into his ethnicity

He's some kind of Native American if I remember correctly. What of it leaf. Sage because I know you're just shitting to bump your stupid thread.

Do you mean Anthony Kiedis?

Lithuanian, Greek, English, French, Dutch, and Mohican

Why?

they don't

It's okay for them to make fun of California because they are Californian, you fucking bigot.

maynard is one of god's chosen

Only one person from RHCP is from Ca
Anthony is from Michigan
Flea is from Melbourne, Australia
Chad is from Minnesota

is flea a Pence?

Maynard?

>Dave Navarrro
>of the Red Hot Chili Peppers

What kind of timeline is this?

yes

Wrong band, fuckhead
>a leaf
typical

>Greek

pretty sure he has no greek background at all and people have always assumed he does because of his surname and his looks. Keidis is lithuanian

Dave Navarro was in RHCP in the 90s, only for one album though.

>this timeline
youtube.com/watch?v=xmyuJZH3RAc