IT'S HAPPENING

>g1.globo.com/mundo/noticia/2016/11/aviao-com-equipe-da-chapecoense-sofre-acidente-na-colombia.html
>dw.com/en/airplane-carrying-brazilian-pro-football-players-crashes-in-colombia/a-36565336

Plane carrying 81 people, including football team from Brazil, crashes in Colombia

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and dan?

Are we supposed to fly that close to the mountains?

>Alive.film

They are finally making a sequel to Alive

Thread Theme: youtube.com/watch?v=ULZVxOASRHw

do we get a sequel now?

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the world cup team?

Fake.

Brazilians don't play football, retard.

In other news, Brazil's horrifying dysfunction matters when it ends the lives of multiple soccer players in one go. This gets it a step above that of Mexico, where the horrifying dysfunction never matters.

>people of brazil want to remove corrupt politician
>(((plane crash))) no more futbol for you plebs
RIP

ARE THERE ANY SURVIVORS???

>football team
Do they mean soccer?

>Flying on a Venezuelan plane
>It run out of fuel
You asked for it

RT @RT_com 4m4 minutes ago
URGENT UPDATE: 6 survivors reported after plane crash with Brazilian #Chapecoense football club (pic @360RadioCo) on.rt.com/7wce

Calm your tits. It's a soccer team. Nothing to see, move along.

Was there a big guy on board?

Hold on.
Was it the Chapecoense for the final of the Sudamericana?

HUMAN MEAT

with or without survivors?

fuck planes, they're so unsafe. ban them

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Yep.

They say there are survivors, but they it seems they don't even know what happened.

Imagine if an NFL team just all went down in a fucking plane crash. What if the, like, Atlanta Falcons just ceased to exist?

The patriots would be blamed

Who?
>NFL
oh shit I thought you were talking about the NHL

Wouldn't be much of a loss. Overhyped QB throws for long yards one game, team overhyped. Many such cases! Sad!

6 is no good. We need at least 11 survivors.

they would suspend operations like the Baltimore colts(70s) and Cleveland browns(90s) then have a expansion draft

but before all that they would have like a 8 hour ceremony with black singers and shit

Photo of the team.

No one would even notice

Oh shit! I totally forgot atlanta even had a hockey team! Go-- um-- thrashers? THRASHERS!

Local dogfighting rings would

>It crashed in Medellin
Was it the Pablo's spirit?

2016 is the greatest year ever.

kek

>only 6 survivors from 76

from the looks of the crash it seems the people in the first 5 rows should have survived since the plane cracked smackdown the middle

>post yfw dead hues

>any survivors
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

They're looking pretty good, considering they were in a plane crash.

>6 kids die in school bus crash
>5y.o. daughter asks "what do they look like"
>Dark humor cranked to 11
>lean over and whisper in my wife's ear
."Splatters, honey."

kill yourself you enormous faggot

What if the Patriots all died in a fiery crash? I think they might, accidentally all die in a fiery crash. Caused by lightning. In a field.

>Terrain, Terrain, Pull up, Pull up, Stall, Stall, crashes

What is a warning?

Check you hippo privilege

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You must be thinking about handegg, not football.

>Matt Ryan overhyped

Shut the fuck up you salty Panthers fan. Your niggerific team had one chance and you blew it.

I wonder who could have been behind the crash

Just

F

kek not even a Panthers fan and I'm from Charlotte retard

Was born in Denver, am a Broncos fan

Panthers were the epitome of overrated and overhyped and it showed in the Super Bowl

Almost no information until now.
Wtf, Colombia, do your fucking job, we can't even have a proper happening.

what exactly is happening

this isn't what you'd exactly call humour

Ye/, the amount's estimated to be around 7 to 1.

Maybe the drug lords used a well timed rpg on the plane

"Poor weather hampers rescue effort

Heavy rain has made the rescue operation difficult, according to Medellin airport authorities.

According to the local news site mioriente.com, La Unión’s fire chief has said that at least 10 people are being tended at the accident site. A state of emergency has been declared in the area and two Colombian airforce helicopters have begun searching for more survivors.

Elkin Ospina mayor of La Ceja, said that 30 police, fire and Red Cross vehicles had been deployed to the site.

Luis Fernando Rodríguez, medical chief of the San Juan de Dios clinic in La Ceja, told mioriente.com: “We trying to co-ordinate with other hospitals in the area to see what our capacity is given the complexity and the volume of patients who could arrive.”"

wow that was very rude.

That's horrible...

How many is a Brazillian again?

Still don't understand how they know for sure there are survivors.

Also, thanks, colombia bro

I don't know
But take a look
twitter.com/MiOriente/status/803497358466121728

I REPEAT
RT IS SAYING THE PLANE RAN OUT OF GAS
>flying in venezuelans airllines
TOP KEK

Kek.
>pro football team on board
>at least 6 survivors
>mfw thats the goal difference at the last world cup

I watched Alive yesterday, kinda spooked right now

Alan Ruschel confirmed alive.

Kek

Encuentro oportuno mandar un saludo a la gente de la sociedad de la nieve.

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These photos were posted right after the accident.
Maybe it was taken by one of the survivors.

Everybody hates the fucking patriots. Nation wide party.

Alan Ruschel: multiple fractures, including the basin, head lacerations and head trauma, reports RCN Radio

Belichick is the Trump of football playing in 4D. When searching for the wreckage of the Patriot's plane they would have realized that no one was on the plane and it never took off.

I've lived in the US my whole life, but
>who?

This is /news/ not Sup Forums related.

at least they were all big guys when crashing

for jew

Michael vick, dog fighting ring, big thing a couple years back? The falcons.

then thered be about 30 less niggers than there are now

>yaroslav lokomotiv
a true tragedy

>Tom brady deflated the landing gear tyres!!!

its not even the national team who cares

latin nigger monkeys

Good one grease boy.
>Why call a game about hitting a ball with your foot football when you could call a game about running away from people while holding a ball football?
Ya big ol dickhead

>Atlanta Falcons
stop making up teams

hue

Why not call a game about kicking a ball handegg?

88:1 never forget

"the word football is understood to refer to whichever form of football is the most popular in the regional context in which the word appears"

Since "soccer" is more lame over here, we call football football.

25 reported dead atm

>Plane carrying 81 people, including football team from Brazil, crashes in Colombia
Does this mean you guys won't be in the next big soccer game?

What is it about soccer teams and crashing air planes?

Your football team died in FIFA World Cup

holy shit it's real

bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-38140981

It's called football because the ball is carried on foot, not watch a bunch of shitskins kick a ball for 90 minutes and not score or beat the shit out of each other.

Such a great webm

>It's called football because the ball is carried on foot
motorizedball when

You just know it was shot down. Fucking spics and their kickey ball sport. Combine that sport with their quick to violence mentality, you get south america.

Its why we.dont like you things

Putin did it.

missing one smug german at the end and it'd be perfect.