> November 8, 11:54pm
> Hillary currently winning by a landslide, 339 electoral college votes
> Trump is on 181, Ohio is still too close to call
> Suddenly, the media cut to Hillary HQ Victory Party
> All cameras are focused on the podium awaiting Hillary's speech
> There appears to be something going on underneath the glass panel behind the podium
> The glass panel shatters
> Hillary slowly emerges on an elevating platform from below, holding a hammer
> The pieces of broken glass did not hurt her as she was surrounded by the sheer protective barrier of Womens Rights
> As she reaches the stage, she approaches the podium
> "Thank you America! I guess we can say goodbye to that *glass ceiling* once and for all!"
> Every woman in the room and watching on TV experiences an intense orgasm at the sight of this female empowerment
> "To Donald Trump and the Republican Party, I have only two words: *You're fired!*"
> Unannounced, Trump appears at his HQ to give his concession speech
> He approaches the podium, pulls out a .44 Magnum, places it against his temple and pulls the trigger
> As the media cut back to Hillary's speech, she puts on a wide grin, closes her eyes and shimmies, just like in the debate
> "Well, I guess now we can say that America is *great again*"
> Every woman in the room and watching on TV begins laughing hysterically, unable to control themselves at the pure comedic genius shown by Hillary Clinton
> Every man in the room (including the reporters) and all those watching on TV simultaneously experience an erection so powerful they involuntarily ejaculate their entire load and their penis falls off
> Every man pledges to support open borders, allow their wives to have open relationships, preach the progressive agenda and give up their right to bear arms
ALTERNATE UNIVERSE:
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No thanks
Alternative universe
>OP is straight
>doesn't enjoy the taste of cum
>doesn't kill himself
And then everybody clapped.
AND IN THE TRUMPIVERSE...
Hillary Clinton’s night on the 9th of November went from a celebration to an absolute meltdown once the election unexpectedly turned on her, leaving Trump as the victor. Some of the remnants of Hillary Clinton’s rampage in the private VIP area were discovered by the hotel custodial staff the day following the election.
Hillary Clinton’s post-election celebration plans included hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of fireworks, live performances by various celebrities, such as Cher, who came believing that Hillary was going to win the election, a five-hundred-thousand-dollar special effect glass ceiling that she would break through in a dramatic display once she walked out on stage at her H.Q., among millions of dollars worth of other celebratory preparations, all paid for by the Clinton Foundation in full.
The most notable damage was located deep in the VIP room of the Clinton camp. A custom 150 inch ultra HD TV, a gift from the Saudi Arabian government, was found with a broken screen. The damage was caused by a $950,000 bottle of champagne that was believed to have been thrown at the screen by the former presidential candidate some time during the election.
Early in the morning, the custodial staff were greeted by flipped-over tables as the floors were covered with expensive food, drinks, and appetizers. Broken champagne flutes and gilded silverware were also seen scattered around the would-be party room.
The most telling sign of a massive meltdown was the cake. The pastry that had once proudly displayed the presidential seal, was violently flung against the walls in chunks. A broken topper from the cake in the shape of the white house was discovered lodged firmly into the drywall near the dessert table.
tl;dr raging fit, pants of shit, etc.
>be American
>Be on Sup Forums
>9Am-12am
>See cuckadians shit post
>1Am rolls by
>All the Canadians are asleep
>See Australia wakes up
>Sees this
Is there a time when Sup Forums isn't fucking getting shit posted?
>Collapses
>Dies
>Is tossed into a van like a side of beef
Trump is the baby boomers' last "fuck you" to Millennials on their way out.
Not all of them are bad people but white boomers are Trumps biggest demographic, same thing happened with Brexit. They voted in Bush who started the pointless war in Iraq and sent their children off to die, and the war lead to the birth of ISIS, not to mention his fiscal policies caused the 2007 financial meltdown. They were at the helm of society for the past 30 years and did almost nothing to fight climate change.
Now they have brought us Trump. Economic downturn, reduction of civil rights, stoking the fires of racism and hate, AND UNCHECKED GLOBAL FUCKING WARMING.
Two months ago people painted "alternate universe" pictures with Trump winning. They never thought it could came true, so they indulged in "what-if" doomsday scenarios and giggled.
I love this timeline.
wtf i hate boomers now
PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS TO THOSE STUCK IN THE ALTERNATE UNIVERSE
>The most notable damage was located deep in the VIP room of the Clinton camp. A custom 150 inch ultra HD TV, a gift from the Saudi Arabian government, was found with a broken screen. The damage was caused by a $950,000 bottle of champagne that was believed to have been thrown at the screen by the former presidential candidate some time during the election.
>Early in the morning, the custodial staff were greeted by flipped-over tables as the floors were covered with expensive food, drinks, and appetizers. Broken champagne flutes and gilded silverware were also seen scattered around the would-be party room.
>The most telling sign of a massive meltdown was the cake. The pastry that had once proudly displayed the presidential seal, was violently flung against the walls in chunks. A broken topper from the cake in the shape of the white house was discovered lodged firmly into the drywall near the dessert table.
Is this true?
>people don't become wiser and more republican/conservative with age
lol
reported to fbi cia nsa and nasa
0/10 star post
baaabbbie no mwikes naanana pooopess
Someone send me to this time line desu
It's from an article "Dumped on Prom Night" that's floating around 'fake news' sites like The People's Cube.
It does fit in nicely with the unprinted CNN rumor that she assaulted Podesta election night.
November 9: Russia starts nuclear war.
The world has ended.
> Every man pledges to support open borders, allow their wives to have open relationships, preach the progressive agenda and give up their right to bear arms
>to open relationships
Just putting it out there but if everyone does this, then we'll all get to have more sex and sleep with each others wives right? Does free trade work the same?
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>'fake news' sites
I think its funny the media made up that term when there's already a word for it - tabloids.
>sam hyde is leader of the alt-left, the political movement that got hillary elected
nice pasta mmmm so fresh
F
But we know how to beat her now. We need to keep fighting.
Trump can use his timeline hopping dimensional technology from Tesla to Make the Multiverse Great Again.
No what happens is all the wives go and fuck some muscular billionaire and you get nothing
>baby boomers
>on their way out
They're only in their 60's. They got at least 3-4 elections left.
This post unironically game me a microtriggering
How many times do you intend to post this bullshit?
but then why would Trump kill himself if he gets so much pussy