Hey Sup Forums, why aren't other countries as prosperous as Canada...

Hey Sup Forums, why aren't other countries as prosperous as Canada? Canada is the 5th most prosperous country in the world, being a world leader in "Business Environment", "Personal Freedom", and "Social Capital".

prosperity.com/rankings

What has gone so wrong with US politics to make it only the 17th most prosperous country on earth?

Wow rest of the world BTFO

>tfw canada rides on the coattails of america

You don't get to say that. I do cunt.

Fuck the rest of the world.

not so fast there :^)

Hey, we're pretty good as well

Gee what do all those countries above the USA have in common?
Oh, they are all smaller and whiter.Hmm really makes you think, it's almost like having more brown people sucks or something.

Because your ancestors worked their hands to the fucking bone for generations to build what we have here.

And the refugees and immigrants are very grateful that you are giving them the fruits of your forefathers' labours.

Of the top 16, we got 13 European countries and 3 Commonwealths

Be prepared for the surprise anschluss, Canada is rightful American clay.

>America invading Canada

That sure worked out for you last time, eh?

You really think Canada could resist the full force of the modern day US military? Especially since the Brits are too busy sucking our dick to help you out.

You have neither the will nor the means.

When you invade us, we'll win.

>America thinks their overpriced toys are still top tier
>America thinks they could occupy the second largest land mass even though Vietnamese farmers beat them
>America can't even defeat a clearly visible enemy (Arab Muslim terrorists)
>America thinks they could hold out against Canadian guerrilla attacks when Canadians and Americans are nearly indistinguishable

Haven't woken up from that 'American Dream' that your greedy, tax-dodging, traitorous founding fathers tricked you into yet, eh?

canada barely occupies its own landmass. we have over 10 times the people you do. Homestead Act 2: The Mapleing

canada is a meme country.

Not exactly scared of mart-sharters on Racals.

underrated

Setting up military checkpoints and occupation garrisons would absolutely sap your manpower in a larger conflict. You simply couldn't hold on to us, our cities are incredibly spread out.

we will rule with an iron fist. we will ban iced beer and we'll force the CFL to have 4 fucking downs

> 19 of the top 25 are European

Are you even trying rest of the world?

>slovenia
>20th

well, not that bad.
give us a decade or two for better results

DON"T YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY BEER ITS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE

>USA and UK 6 & 8th for education

Fuckign howling. Bar a few outliers the only places worth getting a degree at are in those two countries.

How the fuck does Australia rank higher than them both?

>japan in 101st place with relationships

>NZ #1

New Zealand is the true master race.