New Name for Pizza (NOT PIZZAGATE)

PizzaGate feels inevitable. Weather it's 6 months or a few years it's all coming out and heads are gonna roll. I think it's because we have reached a critical stage of mass communication and no one group can control information anymore.

But after that happens is anyone going to want to eat "Cheese Pizza" ever again? I like pizza but "Cheese Pizza" will be disgusting forever. So I suggest that we rename it NOW.

I would say that American Pizza is so bastardized from anything in Italy, that renaming it almost seems logical. (pic related)

My suggestion is simply "Zah" (the cheese is implied). What's yours?

Mozarella?

Order toppings always

Troll thread, but that pizza is from the UK not the USA. We don't put meme-dogs in our crust here (yet).

You could try and stop associating words with the unpleasant correlation. Leave that to the neo libs

Pizza rolls

call it child porn.

Totally didn't catch that. I just figured if there was a way to stuff more fat, salt, sugar, and calories into something it had to be an American invention.

I suppose the US version will be stuffed with spicy jalapeno Slim Jims, bacon, ham, and hot sauce.

cock pizza

We can call it Italian Pie from now on, it's rightful name at that.

Bizza.

It is a more friendly name for the migrants.

And it isn't pizza.

i'll have two trump cakes with extra cheeze and pepperoni pl0x

This is now a lewd anime character thread...since Spiderman won't come here.

Cheese Pizza has already been synonymous with child porn for years.
You should already be used to it unless you're straight from reddit. All that is happening is this shit spreading outside of Sup Forums and now normies are going to be reminded of pedos when they hear ''cheese pizza''.

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what fuck off
i'll be damned if I let these faggots take pizza away from me
some american you are

Ill fuck your boipucci sissy boi

no pizza, only burgers now

if you eat pizza ever again after seeing this shit, you are a subhuman.

"Trump Cakes"
"Trump Pies"
"Cheese Winning Disks"
"Zah"

(P.S. Always late a night the Sup Forums, /r9k/, and /soc/ escape their pens, sigh.)

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What are you doing to my waifu you fucking nigger?!

Rin is a slut tbhsmhfam

FUCK YOU SPANISH NIGGER

That's some bad fucking art right there

pizzabear

this
italian salty pie
italian bread pie
yeah italian pie is fine, it's not like we already use the phrase

>"Trump Pies"
brilliant

Whenever you faggots talk about #PizzaGate it just makes me hungry as fuck.

Only a cuck lets their feelings tell them to turn against genuine pizza. Pedos use tunels, breathe air, and drive cars. Should we stop that and/or rename them?

MAKE PIZZA GREAT AGAIN! Order a pizza and enjoy it.

Pizza was made in america by immigrants dirty Italian immigrants so fuck off this shit wont kill pizza its classic americano bitch nigger

It's canon you filthy secondary. She has a children with a faceless fat man in Heaven's Feel good ending.

Exactly

You've gotta be straight off the boat if you're just now discovering this

Fuck off you stupid ass weird faggot.

My pronouns are zah/zuh/zham

I never eat cheese pizza, I always have toppings so.. no problems.

do you like pucci?

This

I've literally had the OP's pizza here in California. Pizza hut made it. Limited time only I think.

Nice Pepekek.

"Fried Freedom Cheese"

(note the pic, 1200+ calories in ONE sandwich, 'Muruca Yea!)

>tfw you are so traumatized by the pizza gate you see penises in this picture

Pizza is disgusting and deserves to be associated with child rape and cannibalism

"Blood countess" Elizabeth Bathory and Gilles de Rais, two historical nobles who together murdered about 1,400 children. De Rais was primarily interested in satisfying his pedophile and homosexual needs, but also loved to watch his victims die slow agonizing deaths. Along with a number of servants, Bathory viciously tortured to death an estimated 650 servant girls. Many victims were beaten to death or literally cut up alive over a period of hours or even weeks. She also practiced cannibalism and sometimes forced girls to strip their own flesh and eat it. Both Bathory and de Rais were interested in the occult. The only reason we know about their crimes is because they eventually angered powerful interests: the church and rival families. If they would have kept to ordinary peasant children, most likely they would never have been put on trial and we never would have had a clue as to what these two did.
There seem to have been plenty of other nobles who took their frustrations out on servants. Darya Nikolayevna Saltykova (1730-1801), a noblewoman in Russia, admitted to torturing and murdering over 130 of her servants at the time of her arrest at age 32, some of them 11 or 12 years old.
Throughout history, most kings enjoyed rape, murder and extensive torture, so why should we be surprised? What our modern day elites might be doing is almost a case of honoring the principals of 10,000 years of despotic rule.

Stuffondough

Educated and intelligent post.

Are you lost? /his/ is that way.

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チーズ ピザ

Chee-zu pee-za.

Swedish pizza coming through. Guess we can call it 'zah.