>be the grandson of Gianni Agnelli, renowned billionaire and former CEO of the biggest Italian automotive company FIAT. >go on vacation in NY. >decide it's time to have a party fueled by pot, coke and shemale escorts. >suddenly, you realize you have no pocket money left to pay the working "girl". >best idea ever comes to your mind. >call home in Italy, tell your family that you have been kidnapped at gunpoint and captors are asking for a $ 10.000 ransom. >family calls NYPD. >NYPD figures everything out in 15 minutes, by tracing the call back to the very hotel room you where snorting coke and loudly fucking shemales in, for the last 2 days. >End up being arrested and charged with filling a false report.
I'm proud to be italian and being attracted by traps like him
Oliver Rodriguez
Still don't understand how a man can get bored of swimming in some of the hottest pussy on this planet and decide to fuck dudes instead.
Jaxson Fisher
Lel
Hudson Nelson
He feels that he has no challenges in life that it's empty hollow and short.
Sebastian Roberts
Meet Patrizia: one of the "qt traps" he was fucking back in 2009 when he ODed using coke.
Josiah Ortiz
He is jewish and had massive drug problems before.
Elijah Phillips
the entire Italian economy is about to collapse
leave the EU within 6 months or we will refuse to do any deal with Italy post-brexit
ROMANS GO HOME
Joseph Perry
classic Italian
Tyler Mitchell
Tell me this is "her" after some terrible accident right?
I mean if you wanna go for prostitutes and you have money you certainly pick up the good looking ones!?
Benjamin Russell
I love my country
Adam Lopez
t. mad inter cuck
Noah Kelly
Do you think this was a real kidnapping or fake kidnapping
> White couple, working dad, stay at home mom, 3 kids > Running low on money > Wife kidnapped for 3 weeks > Police offer 50,000 USD reward if she's alive > GoFundMe raises another 50,000 USD > She is returned safe and with minor bruises > Says she was kidnapped by 2 Mexican women, or maybe two Mexican men
Makeup and wierd lighting covers a multitude of sins. Women use this constantly and a lot of traps have worked hard to learn to do it better than the women.
Jonathan Nguyen
Congratulations Boyar-bro, you may not be heir to the Agnelli fortune but you can get 100x better than that for 10 Lev and a bottle of Bolyarka.
Asher Martin
>fake Been saying it from day 1
Caleb Kelly
Kinda looks like Jake Gyllenhall in nightcrawler to me tbqh
Daniel Collins
Did you look at the picture? No amount of makeup can cover that criminally ugly thing.
In my experience women aren't very bright and you can charm yourself into her bed. Leaves you ten more leva for Kaylushka rakia.
Oliver Hughes
Dafuq? Bitch can't tell the difference between Jose and Juanita?
Christopher Gomez
Will the police say that it is fake?
As far as I know, the police still say that the Kim Kardashian kidnapping was real
Andrew Lopez
Fuck off you disgusting freak
Ryan Lopez
Fucking why
Isaac Clark
I didn't say 'she' was pretty, way to miss the point.
If you saw 'her' made up like that, on a dance floor in some disco with flashing lights all around, there would be nothing at all there to suggest what 'she' really looks like. No way you could know.
That's why first date is always swimming.
Daniel Ramirez
Yeah well whoever picks up girls in dim litted clubs has it coming. Also if you can't tell from the pic on the right she overuses makeup and can't come to the conclusion that she is compensating something heavy...well.
I think she looks prettier on the left, sweet gf material
Right, she looks like a diseased whore
Lucas Wilson
Not at all. In fact I quite enjoy his shenanigans. You cant make up half of the shit he has said and done. He is a living walking meme.
>Was engaged with superhot actress Martina Stella. >That broke up with him because he was unable to stop himslef from continuously flirting with his own cousin Bianca Brandolini d'Adda at every public event.
>Was caught multiple times with shemales. >Claimed that His sexuality was all fucked up because he was abused by Jesuit priests at school when he was 13. Of course it was later discovered he never went to a Jesuit private school.
>In Milan, he once parked is Grand Cherokee Jeep right on tram rails, stopping that public transportation line for hours.
>During a NBA match where lakers where facing the Toronto Raptors, while sitting in the first row, he actually managed to intercept the ball while it was flying towards spectators, before raptor's player Josè Calderon could catch it, and passed it to the lakers (the team he was rooting for).
>During the 2016 edition of Cannes Festival, he cucked Quentin Tarantino by passionately kissing Uma Thurman in public.
Ryder Jenkins
Seeing a girl with this much makeup means they are ugly 100% of the time. If you are fooled by this you are a virgin and deserve to be tricked as a learning experience.
Zachary Walker
As an American that works for the Italian robotics company Comau, which is under the FIAT brand, I can tell you guys that European Italians are cheap, uptight bastards that try to squeeze every drop of blood and sweat out of their employees and pay them very little for it.
I am a PLC/HMI programmer and I have been with the company for 3 years, about to jump to a smaller company that gets contracted to by Kuka, and I will be making much more.
I totaly understand why Italian economy is in the shitter at the moment, also, KUKA robots are exponentially better than the garbage Comau makes.
Sebastian Garcia
I agree with you on the right but left sweet gf material? Either you haven't touched a women for a long time or we have very different understandings of beauty in women.
Not judging, just saying.
Caleb Brown
She's not dressed up or smiling, but she is doing a passport-style photo. If she put on a sundress and smiled and dried her hair, you would think left was a qt
John Adams
Is it true the Savoy are satanists?
Ethan Russell
Nah, but his guy managed to kill a man during a "boating incident involving a shotgun" and got away with it. Dick Cheney style.
Josiah Foster
>Yeah well whoever picks up girls in dim litted clubs has it coming.
Couldn't disagree. I was just responding to user who had a picture of one of the 'girls' in broad daylight without makeup and asked how a guy with all that money etc. winds up with such an uggo in his room and that's the answer. Makeup and lighting, camoflage, ambush-hunting on the part of the 'females' however you want to think of it that's how it happens.
You know you'd think that, and I even wish it were true, but in fact a great many really beautiful women ruin it with makeup (and these days even plastic surgery) every day. :(
Which doesn't mean the uggos aren't caking it on too of course. Really what it means is you don't have any idea what a woman really looks like these days till you dunk her and scrub her.
Ryan Gutierrez
Why would that be your plan? Why not just ask your dad to wire you some money or something Or just not fucking pay the prostitute, who's going to make you?
Xavier Ortiz
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Noah Rogers
> Hey dad, can I have some money > Again??? Why?? > I want to have sex with a trannie .... again > Pls dad they are expensive
Aaron Cruz
>Why do rich people tend to be so degenerate Sup Forums?
Because they have everything. They get bored. So rich people try to fight this empty hole inside them with coke and cocks.
Joseph Morgan
Here's what really happened
>White couple, working dad, stay at home mom, 3 kids >Husband never fucks wife anymore after the last kid >Wife goes off and fucks two Mexican dudes for 3 weeks straight >They """return""" her with minor bruises from when they fucked her roughly
Wyatt Jenkins
This, they dont have the problems of most people of having to get an education, a job or getting a girlfriend. So they just do that.. Ofcourse not all rich people are like this because some just want more and more money or some might want fame and prestige so they got objectives in their lives.
