drink with the wombats avoid the abbos watch out for emus remember everything is poisonous everything
Carson Lee
>Brisbane is the city.
Brisbane is a pretty neat city. I stayed there for about a week on my trip around Australia. It has a pretty fancy set of gardens by the river, and it has nice nightlife. Don't walk across the bridge barefoot in the middle of the day though, you will melt your feet.
Also keep us updated on whether or not you develop the urge to shitpost while living there.
Dominic Rodriguez
Here's a fucking tip cunt. Go for sugar cane industry. Good money if you got the fucking luck and patience
Brayden Powell
is it that easy to get a work visa
Isaac Hall
You're gonna see what REAL pizza tastes like
Alexander Taylor
Also Brisbane is shit, filled with terrorist cunts just like Sydney is. I'd go to regional Australia cunt, go to nimbin if you want cheap weed or hash.
Jaxson Perez
Literally just ask it and they give it to you for 1 year. And you can get an additional 1.
I got my visa in 30 minutes.
Luck and patience?
>o to nimbin if you want cheap weed or hash.
I dont do drugs.
If i go and work in farms i will go in the countryside far away from the city.
Brody Ortiz
Lived in brissy for 25 years.
Sunshine coast and coolangatta have the best beaches.
Be prepared to travel shitloads if you want to see anything.
Otherwise enjoy yourself and learn to laugh with people making fun of you or get glassed.
Hunter Walker
Only select countries that are still white. Kingdom, Canada, Netherlands, Japan, Republic of Ireland, Republic of Korea, Malta, Germany, Denmark, Sweden, Norway, Hong Kong (HKSAR), Finland, Cyprus, Italy, France, Belgium, Estonia and Taiwan.
You better to deal with half the shit face you gonna see
Robert Taylor
>people actually fell for the Australian meme >wasting a whole year in this dump
Pajeet will drive your taxis, Chang will deliver your pizzas and Peng will make your coffee.
Noah Rivera
>germany, sweden, belgium, france >white
Eli Martin
avoid large cities if you want to truly experience the real ((Aussie)) culture.
Hunter Cruz
I got a work visa really easily from you guys
Jackson Robinson
I'l work your visa in a minute
Oliver Bell
Oh gosh let me take a shower first
Jason Miller
We're not even remotely white anymore
Ayden Rogers
i cant get one? we are whiter than germany. this is triggering me hard
Jayden Robinson
Fuck off, we're full.
Blake Wilson
If you're a light skinned wog, you should be alright. If you're dark skinned, get ready to be busted by the cops.
Don't fuck around going bush. You'll fucking die. So many fucking tourists die in the middle of nowhere, because I guaran-fuckin'-tee you the outback is like nothing you've ever tried to survive in.
Don't try to hook up with the local Australian girls in Brisbane, they're fucking trash and you WILL catch a venereal disease.
If you see aboriginals in more than groups of 3. You're in the wrong neighbourhood motherfucker.
Try a goon bag at least once.
If you plan to sleep at a party. Take your shoes off or suffer the duly deserved consequences.
Elijah Murphy
That`s funny OP cause I`ve done exactly the same in 2005/06. Went to Brisbane, 1 month of language school and backpacking afterwards.
What`s the name of the school?
Matthew Edwards
>If you plan to sleep at a party. Take your shoes off or suffer the duly deserved consequences.
KEK
I know exactly what you're on about
Carter Adams
Here's a tip: don't come to Perth or I'll fucking glass you ya wog cunt