You have exactly 10 seconds to prove to me that you're not Canadian or i'll kick your arse

You have exactly 10 seconds to prove to me that you're not Canadian or i'll kick your arse.

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kinky

Why does he have a dick nose

I eat actual bacon

Not ham.

I hate maple syrup

C U N T
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Leafs don't eat ham
That would be haram

I hate weed

I pronounce "about" correctly and I don't say sorry.

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you sound like Michael Clarke.

I'm not extremely pale.

my country has gold reserves

I don't like pancakes.

no bags of milk to be seen here friendo

My car reads speed in MPH

whoa, hey lads

Come at me pussy australian , I'll beat that faggot accent out of you

I don't drink maple syrup.

come kick it then faggot

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I like maple syrup. Eh.

I have a shit load of Ak's and AR's

>Australian intellectuals

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canadians are just like americans but with less nationalism and more geography

I was raised that if my country kills its enemies we win.

I don't think muslims are all that great

I'd die if the temperature went under 25 celsius

Eh?

you calling me a leaf? fite me FGT

>t. Chen

The leader of my country isn't a Cuban cuck child

I actually like the country I'm living in, and don't constantly compare it to the ones that it borders

bring it desert island nigger

I am not a gook

reporting in for the arse kicking

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I'm not a slanty eyed leaf FUCK

>implying

When I kill my enemies, I win.

That bacon is the good stuff you homosexual, all the Commonwealth realms eat it. Not that 50/50 fat to meat shit you get.

My country has gold reserves still
Does that convince you

I'm not sorry

It's a stingray's arrow... it kills.

Idk if moose are like cows or dear or they are moose

I'm sorry you feel that way.

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the more i look at the leaf's pm the more he looks like castro. jesus

I'm pureblood Chinese.
...wait, shit, that won't work

>me
>kicks your ass instead
>therefore not canadian
QED

i mean fuck

you dont need to build a wall against Canada, just set up a gas fire pipeline that runs down the border and it will stop all of them

Theyre big guys

I never feel sorry.

Check this tree, no Canadian in sight.

ching chong oh shritttttt

Burn all leafs.

Oh wait, that's something that Trudeau would do.

I use aunt jemima maple syrup

i don't know how to ride a moose

Those are some big guys you got there

We were Canadians back then too

But what if I want to get spanked by an aussie?

My hottest dream, ever since I was little...

i like maple syrup and free education since my parents dont financially support me
shit

I'm straight

gravy doesn't belong on fries

Enjoy the abbos on your island m8

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try to find your wallet

I follow the european tradition of making flags that actually stand for things other than trees.

pay denbts

Illegals should move to canada

Already paid user

I'm really pretty ambivalent towards maple syrup, don't see any logic in calling ham bacon and I've never watched a hockey game.

We're you dropped on your head as an infant?

FUCKING WOG PISS OFF

WE ARE FULL

نعم، في الواقع، المتواضع الأسترالية، وأنا قد وصلت إلى ذروة من وجودي.

His entire family is a laughing stock.

pls don't hurt me mick

bacon isn't round

Are Aussies jealous Canucks have taken their throne?

youre pretty gutsy for a straya

The local women are disgusting and I think gravy and cheese on chips sounds fucking foul

You likely only had the brown corn syrup travesty. Leaf bacon is back meat, it aint ham. Heh, theres constant action, if nothing else

You faggot Aussies. lol. Kanagaroo-fucking sons of criminals.

We'd take you down so fast your fucking heads would spins down under. No contest.

Put another aboriginal on the barbie and STFU.

Bacon is not ham.

Pay half of denbts

If you defeat your enemies, you win.

I'm a simple door to door burger salesman. Don't punch me bogan cunt, I'm well aware you're full and will help enact the final solution to the Canadian problem.

I'm not a maple nigger

>Took the bait

A

Do you look like a gooback from south park

Jordan Peterson will be known as a great intellectual in the coming years. His uncucked stand against progressive ideology will land him in jail as a political prisoner of the left. We will invade canadian soil and rescue him.

FUCKING

The rake just got ten feet longer.

Hockey sucks

I know what a rake is.

Just normal mate

I have a gun and a MAGA hat

The closest place that sells genuine maple syrup sells them at $30 a jug

I don't like maple syrup. Day of the rake soon. We'll make those fucking leafs bend the tree.