You have exactly 10 seconds to prove to me that you're not Canadian or i'll kick your arse.
You have exactly 10 seconds to prove to me that you're not Canadian or i'll kick your arse
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Why does he have a dick nose
I eat actual bacon
Not ham.
I hate maple syrup
C U N T
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Leafs don't eat ham
That would be haram
I hate weed
I pronounce "about" correctly and I don't say sorry.
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you sound like Michael Clarke.
I'm not extremely pale.
my country has gold reserves
I don't like pancakes.
no bags of milk to be seen here friendo
My car reads speed in MPH
whoa, hey lads
Come at me pussy australian , I'll beat that faggot accent out of you
I don't drink maple syrup.
come kick it then faggot
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I like maple syrup. Eh.
I have a shit load of Ak's and AR's
>Australian intellectuals
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canadians are just like americans but with less nationalism and more geography
I was raised that if my country kills its enemies we win.
I don't think muslims are all that great
I'd die if the temperature went under 25 celsius
Eh?
you calling me a leaf? fite me FGT
>t. Chen
The leader of my country isn't a Cuban cuck child
I actually like the country I'm living in, and don't constantly compare it to the ones that it borders
bring it desert island nigger
I am not a gook
reporting in for the arse kicking
I'm not a slanty eyed leaf FUCK
>implying
When I kill my enemies, I win.
That bacon is the good stuff you homosexual, all the Commonwealth realms eat it. Not that 50/50 fat to meat shit you get.
My country has gold reserves still
Does that convince you
I'm not sorry
It's a stingray's arrow... it kills.
Idk if moose are like cows or dear or they are moose
I'm sorry you feel that way.
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the more i look at the leaf's pm the more he looks like castro. jesus
I'm pureblood Chinese.
...wait, shit, that won't work
>me
>kicks your ass instead
>therefore not canadian
QED
i mean fuck
you dont need to build a wall against Canada, just set up a gas fire pipeline that runs down the border and it will stop all of them
Theyre big guys
I never feel sorry.
Check this tree, no Canadian in sight.
ching chong oh shritttttt
Burn all leafs.
Oh wait, that's something that Trudeau would do.
I use aunt jemima maple syrup
i don't know how to ride a moose
Those are some big guys you got there
We were Canadians back then too
But what if I want to get spanked by an aussie?
My hottest dream, ever since I was little...
i like maple syrup and free education since my parents dont financially support me
shit
I'm straight
gravy doesn't belong on fries
Enjoy the abbos on your island m8
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try to find your wallet
I follow the european tradition of making flags that actually stand for things other than trees.
pay denbts
Illegals should move to canada
Already paid user
I'm really pretty ambivalent towards maple syrup, don't see any logic in calling ham bacon and I've never watched a hockey game.
We're you dropped on your head as an infant?
FUCKING WOG PISS OFF
WE ARE FULL
نعم، في الواقع، المتواضع الأسترالية، وأنا قد وصلت إلى ذروة من وجودي.
His entire family is a laughing stock.
pls don't hurt me mick
bacon isn't round
Are Aussies jealous Canucks have taken their throne?
youre pretty gutsy for a straya
The local women are disgusting and I think gravy and cheese on chips sounds fucking foul
You likely only had the brown corn syrup travesty. Leaf bacon is back meat, it aint ham. Heh, theres constant action, if nothing else
You faggot Aussies. lol. Kanagaroo-fucking sons of criminals.
We'd take you down so fast your fucking heads would spins down under. No contest.
Put another aboriginal on the barbie and STFU.
Bacon is not ham.
Pay half of denbts
If you defeat your enemies, you win.
I'm a simple door to door burger salesman. Don't punch me bogan cunt, I'm well aware you're full and will help enact the final solution to the Canadian problem.
I'm not a maple nigger
>Took the bait
A
Do you look like a gooback from south park
Jordan Peterson will be known as a great intellectual in the coming years. His uncucked stand against progressive ideology will land him in jail as a political prisoner of the left. We will invade canadian soil and rescue him.
FUCKING
The rake just got ten feet longer.
Hockey sucks
I know what a rake is.
Just normal mate
I have a gun and a MAGA hat
The closest place that sells genuine maple syrup sells them at $30 a jug
I don't like maple syrup. Day of the rake soon. We'll make those fucking leafs bend the tree.