Who here /hates their own country and only loves America/?

who here /hates their own country and only loves America/?

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Fuck AmeriKKKa

>German flag
>Hates his country
Damn, Hans. I hate my country and want to move to yours.

Calm down Ahmed. America is the best country.

Kek bless america
The only country where you're never bored and everything is bigger.

I don't hate my country.
Just the people living in it.

Get a legal residency and come aboard, brother.

But... Why? There's nothing to like about your own countries of origin?

And also, what's stopping you from immigrating here?

Wow, a German that hates my country because he thinks we're all racist. I did NAZI that coming!

I wanna be cowboy casino american like donald trump las vegas yee ha!

>t. Lardo posting from his mallscooter

I'm french btw and chile is usa colony

Hint: everyone

Me.

You should be proud of your own country, expect better of it, and do your part to make it better then all others.

...

This. Being a self hating cuck is one of the primary tenants of being a libfag

Do you have any idea how hard that is?

The only way is basically winning the green card lottery (chances are like 1/100 once per year) or finding an American gf.

Do you have any tips on how to find an American gf?

The Problem is that I don't have any degree or anything so realistically I'd have to learn a trade which means I have to spend another 4 years in this shitty country

fucking cucks

fuck Germany and fuck Europe

America has it's problems but, I wouldn't leave it for any other country. I both respect and trust my ancestors decision for coming over here and leaving behind their countries for my future.

Reporting in!

I don't like the US, but even though I have worldly knowledge there's few other places I'd rather live. Plus as a citizen you have to just keep trying to make it the best place on earth, even at the sight of hordes of Mexicans washing over the country.

Latvian born slav reporting

>I don't like the US

Did you get lucky and your parents brought you to America?

Fuck off you proxy faggot people like you should be shot on sight for being such a self hating cuck

Do we have to come and "liberate" you again?

If you were born American you would most likely still be as spineless and loathe the country

>I'd have to learn a trade
boo hoo, just as I thought, you're a lazy, moaning cunt. if you want to make a change in your life Sup Forums can't help you, just do it

that's the case. green card in 2003. very lucky.

t. ahmed

also this. self hating cunts are the worst.

Dude we are like an abusive husband, I love my country but we are fucking you hard.

Cuck

The people are stupid. Nearly everyone is fat 25+. Blacks are disgusting, Mexicans are disgusting, rednecks are disgusting. Hollywood is completely awful, yet it easily brainwashes the entire populace AND outside of our country. Makes the populace massive wimps. The war on drugs and terror is completely awful. People are still brainwashed by anti-Soviet propaganda. The government still thinks the cold war is going on, making another cold war possible. It's hard as hell at a certain age to find a girl who doesn't already have kids, isn't fat, and at the very least isn't a retard.

Sorry, but we don't have enough room for traitors.

Never been to Germany, but let me tell you the USA is not some sort of promise land. Go make Germany great again.

You're not even German. Fuck off back wherever you came from.

Cuck

Here

America is the master race of countries.

I want every country on this green earth to become like America.

If every human would follow the American way of life, the world would be a better place.

Germans are useless, autistic, passive-aggressive bitches.

Americans are carefree, yet smart, ambitious and just charismatic.

I would leave this country in a second if it wasn't so difficult for white men to immigrate to the United States of America.

Fuck Germany and fuck german """people"""

the problem isn't learning a trade you dip

the problem is that I'll have to stay in fucking Germany for four more years

>Nearly everyone is fat 25+
good

t. chubby chaser

>Do you have any tips on how to find an American gf?
>I don't have any degree
Hahahaha you're a virgin loser in Germany and you'll be an even bigger loser in the US nigger

>76 get

BASED

Oh you're definitely a proxy. Nobody likes America that much who isn't actually American.

I love my country but I would be nationalistic as fuck if i was American.

I'd rather be a loser in the US than a rich successful Casanova in Germany

so do you have any advice or not?

You have to stay in Germany my friend. Emperor Trump will need collaborators.

wrong

I LOVE America and I'm not American (sadly)

Nope, I am 100% pure German.

Go back to Turkey.

only for 4 years tho

why would a T*rk love America

dumb dumb

How hard is enter in America with a IT degree?

>t. Ahmed Mahmood ibn-al-Korani bin-Tawaleed

How's all the young, non-consenting German pussy, Ahmed?

Der zweite Poster ist selbstverständlich Deutsch. Alle treue Deutschen hassen die USA.

Alright, why though?

I'll tell you if it's pure fantasy.

>t*rks
>logic
Well you sound like some nigger or shitskin. Running away from his countries problems because he's too stupid and beta to change his country for the better. Or atleast to try.

Degenerate af desu. You don't even have an education so you're probably becoming a dishwasher for negroes and kikes. You'll be lower than a spic.

Was ist selbstverständlich auf englisch?

Auch, alle treue Deutschen sind cucks.

I was more referring to whole ''AmeriKKKa'' shit. No real German would talk about the good ol' klan in a negative way desu.

>tfw not american

Because we've been exposed to so much American way of life via TV, internet and so on and so forth that the American way of life is normal for us.

America is just so fukcing great, Germany has nothing, just shitty boring cities with shit weather and autistic, robitic people who don't give a shit about anything else but "muh wörking".

We have literally zero culture, our language will be replaced by English, we have no core identity at this point, we have no guns, we have no whitetail deer over here, nothing, just autistic "wörking" until you die.

Ugly women, shit food, pig disgusting language, no culture, etc.

America has all of that and so much more.

I just want to live like an American instead of living like a stupid kraut slave.

Because it's the greatest country of all time

at least I'll be in America. Breathing American oxygen. Touching American soil with my feet

I love my country. I just hate the political class and what they have done of this once beautiful country. And I fucking live USA, the day the emperor won my happiness was undefeatable. God bless America and the God emperor and thanks, KEK.

>Was ist selbstverständlich auf englisch?
Of course.

I 100% agree

America is normal, Germany is weirdo Kraut land

Then talk to the US board of immigration.
Under "Reason to enter US" write
> BUILD WALL
> MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
Throw a few roman salutes and you'll be a citizen in no time!

Well congratulations, you got yourself caught...so what's the next step in your master plan?

How do I get a chubby American gf?

Same bro. Descendant of Revolutionary War patriots. Proud to be an American. My family's been here since 1629. Feels good man.

Walk up to her and grab her by the pussy.

American life on TV is romanticized. If you want, tomorrow I can do a day in the life of a normal American college student to show you how not interesting it is.

Germanys cities are hundreds of years old. A single German city has more culture and history than the whole of the US. America got most of its work ethic from protestants and Germans. Look up the average American work week. I guarantee it's longer than a German work week. We also get something like 2 weeks of paid vacation a year.

You have Oktoberfest, you have Christmas, you have culture. You've just lived in it so long it's stale. Guns and deer I have to concede though. We have those.

You ever noticed that a lot of porn titles specify the girl is German? That's because german girls are hot. You have amazing food as far as I'm concerned. Ich leibe deine sprach. And ive never heard anyone of accusing Germany of not having culture.

America is definition of wage slavery. You stay in the west, you'll probably die a wage slave.

I don't care.
AfD is the biggest party in my Bundesland. We will make Germany great again.

Now fuck off. Leave this country you disgusting traitor ASAP.

Spooky

Speak with a German accent. Americans love exotic guys.

no but srsly

lotta loyalty for a hired kraut

Deutsch ist ein... interessante Sprache.

America has more culture than the rest of the world combined

*eine

really? but German accents are ugly

Like what? Hollywood? Hollywood is full of kikes.

Our culture is just being friendly to stranger and eating a lot of food.

Just own your Krautness when you come here. I remember in high school a German kid came over as an exchange student and the girls went wild for him.

They sound kind of gay to me, but not ugly. Just try to not emphasize it. It also might sound cute to some girls if you struggle with it just a little.

fucking cuck

i like nazi germany more than america tb.h

Thanks. I thought the conjugation moved to the adjective in this case.

When does it move to the adjective. I'm still fairly new to German.

>lotta loyalty for a hired kraut
What do you mean?

I like to teach foreign girls(male) German sometimes.

youtube.com/watch?v=8qVp7_njtVo

Germany is younger than the US read a book and the only porn that has German in the title is extreme fetish stuff involving poop.

Stop being a russiaboo or a germanyboo. Just stop and earn your own opinions.

at this I might be too deep in the Americanization process lads

I barely have any accent at all anymore and don't to any of the stereotypical Kraut things

I generally just teach girls how to count to 10 in French. Even counting in French can sound sexy.

Come.
Build wall.
Strong German engineering.

>i can count to 10 in up to 2 languages
#AltRightIntellectual

>When does it move to the adjective
I don't think it ever does. I might be wrong though, at this point I know way more about English grammar than German grammar

sure. if your definition of chubby includes pic related.

you're a big guy

Yeah, as a country Germany is younger than the Us, but German city states are all older than the US.

I'm not a Germanyboo, I just don't want krautbro to make a mistake by moving here.

Italian accent too?

how do you say VPN in german?

If only it was that easy...

just admit you are wrong about porn titles with the word German...

what do you mean? I think it's just "VPN"