"JEREMEEE COOOOOOOORBYN"

>"JEREMEEE COOOOOOOORBYN"
>house erupts into cheering and jeering

Seriously how the fuck do these limeys get anything done?

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haha

BRITISH PARLIAMENT BEST PARLIAMENT

Just read up on this guy. He is a literal douche bag. He can join Castro in the grave.

The less our politicians get done the better because everything single thing they do just makes things worse.

Why doesn't America have something like Prine Minister's Questions?

Prime, excuse me

Bantering socialists into irrelevancy has done more to keep them out of power than anything else.

>the name of a communist vegan gets called

I would laugh too

The President is separate from Congress. He doesn't need to sit there and take their shit if he doesn't want to. Hell, even the State of the Union Address isn't mandatory. Jefferson just sent them a letter once a year and that was it.

youtube.com/watch?v=HZPTZuwwHng

>"WHO ARE YOU"

lol

I feel sorry for him. He got rekt by a non-argumentative, unprofessional banter that should not be happening at parliament level. He's like a teacher that lost control of his classroom and everyone blames him when the children are actually quite spoilt.

Or maybe it's a positive thing that politicians act genuine and 'human' as pretty much everyone else does to some level.

What does Sup Forums think?

Shut up faggot

> 19th century
> occultism and egyptology are extremely fashionable in Europe
> British Empire reaches its apogee after the defeat of Napoleon
> battling and defeating the French in Egypt atthe Battle of the Nile had rewarded England with a treasure trove of archaeological pieces
> Parliament is all bantz
> Brits take over the world

You now realise that the 1800s British Parliament, as a body, was an early practitioner of a primitive form of Meme Magic

ORDA, ORDAAAAAAAA

While its a cool thing you guys have. The President is also the Head of State. He doesn't have to do shit if he doesn't want to.

>WHO ARE YOU?
Never gets old.

Because there isnt really a way that would make sense
The President has no obligation to be appear to be questioned by Congress unless they subpoena him which is something that almost certainly wont happen
The closest we have to a PM would be the speaker of the house but questioning him wouldnt make sense because he isn't the head of government

I would love if this happened in Congress
I wish we had more combative sessions
But all we get is either some asshole ranting to an empty chamber on CSPAN or some rare gems

Its one of those jokes that are made better by the reaction
It was funny but half of the parliament laughing so hard they are about to fall in the floor for half a minute is fucking hilarious

It's just Prime Ministers Questions m8. It's a pisstake by default

I like it. If you guys are going to have a system where the legislature runs literally everything, you might as well make the nominal heads of each party the legislature's bitch. If they can't handle it, then it's their problem.

youtube.com/watch?v=4VTdgB03pk4

At least you have this:
youtube.com/watch?v=erYSVBfWHRg

Cunt.

>I wish we had more combative sessions

No you don't. The last time we had a "combative session", one Senator took a club and beat the shit out of a Senator so badly that the man couldn't walk for months.

...

Didn't Andrew Jackson kill a few people in duels while sitting as President?

American Politics used to be metal as fuck

When is this on CSPAN? I haven't watched in awhile.

OOOOORRRRRDDDDAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

youtu.be/uUqhqsfE0YQ

I think you're a cunt.

leftists don't believe in individuality
to them, we're all mathematically equal in errything
we're all interchangeable hive insects
what's peculiar to leftists is they're all no one
no one at all

it surely was said as a banter
doesn't mean it wasn't fucking relevant

youtu.be/7kKRKHJ5k8o

>tfw just remembered that we get State of the Union addresses with Trump

Really needs more of those horn sounds.

youtube.com/watch?v=uQ6h4lX4pcY

>Didn't Andrew Jackson kill a few people in duels while sitting as President?

Not exactly. He fought a bunch of duels before becoming a political leader, but gave it up in office. He had like 5 bullets in his body that were never removed because of it. And once, a man tried to assassinate him, but his gun jammed, so Jackson grabbed a cane from an old politician and beat the crap out of the assassin.

I'll give britbongs credit, parliament meetings are some of the greatest bits of entertainment ever.
Wish we'd bring it back here.

Parliament looks more fun than Congress.

>Tim Farron
>there shouldn't be a collective groan
top lmao

Yes I can see it

"I tell you what that was a tremendous year, tremendous year. We won bigly this year, we beat the shit out of ISIS, we're winning in trade, we're winning at the border, we're gonna get tired of winning folks I tell ya"

Much better than Obama's dreary stutter fest.

UK parliament is fucking great

youtube.com/watch?v=HIqW0r7vkNU

Of course it's a yank that cant handle the banter and makes this thread.

Man i miss Cameron, May is shit. Cameron was a fucking god at PMQ

The House of Commons is a disgrace.

its just some cheeky banter whats your problem

RARE

Love Bercow youtube.com/watch?v=nHZlUxs25Js

t. No government
lel...

with Vince McMahon as the house speaker and Trump's podium transferred into a WWE ring

You now are aware that Mr speaker is literally a cuck to his slutty wife

...

He's also a Jew

Best Houses of Parliament banter of 2016:

youtube.com/watch?v=gf2ZDDKX6u0

Corbyn absolutely savaged.

>even the speaker gets in on the banter
top fucking kek

Can you imagine what Jackson would do if he saw the state of his party today?

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>Founder of the Democrats
>Proxy creator of the KKK
>Now has a black person running the party
>Twice
LOL.

I think saying Jackson founded the Klan is a bit of a stretch, bu it's not even that. Just the fact that the party built around saying "Fuck the government and banks", and that championed the idea of men fending for themselves, is now about pandering and government handouts.

Weren't pretty much all the commanders and soldiers of the confederate states democrats that opposed Lincoln's republican reforms to the emancipation of slaves? Then they turned into the KKK which saw the introduction of the enforcement acts to protect white republicans and blacks?

It's amazing how Republicans in history have done more to help blacks than Democrats have, yet Republicans get called the racist ones whilst Democrats act all superior.

Stupidness and all your founding fathers would be weeping now along with Andrew Jackson, do you not see the nasty attack on Andrew Jackson by sticking him on one your currency when he was ardently against banking?

High energy

We already have a goverment.
It's a disgrace because almost all MP's behave like they were children. It's funny sometimes tho

Nooooo noooo u have no government and u need more lemon pledge.

First time watching PMQ's, OP?

Salty Corbynite detected

We have a goverment since 20/10/2016 you fucking moron.

He's a fucking dictatorship-loving commie. He deserves everything.

Also, these are the PM questions. It's like the special bantz time in parliament.

Yes is it a bit out of ORDER but it's still funny

that bant is pure class

Savage.

noooo nooo u hablo no gobment, si si si si si querio impeacho los dios buenos dias.

I wish we had similar banter here in Sweden.

Everything in our Riksdag is so low energy.

what's the deal with the house of lords? literally just a bunch of old rich bastards given power because they're rich? how much power do they have.

They scrapped birth right Lordship a while ago.

oh. how do you get into the upper house now then.

parliament.uk/about/mps-and-lords/about-lords/lords-appointment/

Wait for the dirty commie to shut up then get back to law making.

>3:02
look at Dennis Skinner, poised like a fucking leopard ready to pounce

>0.36
who is that hogwarts looking manboy, a labour whip?

that is exactly right

>youtube.com/watch?v=erYSVBfWHRg
This is the guy who thought Guam could capsize if enough people went onto the island.
youtube.com/watch?v=bs23CjIWMgA

all I see is old white people. were is the diversity.

We dont. Every british company is ran like this. Were not even a real country anyway

Can someone explain the joke?

If I ever come to bongland I wanna have a beer with you

>This is the guy who thought Guam could capsize if enough people went onto the island.

I mean, have you tried it?

Meaning he's such a loser nobody that his European counterparts wouldn't have even recognised him.

Thanks my burganese friend

Good post

I wish I was a britbong because this banter is next fucking level
Fuck me the Congress is boring as hell

youtube.com/watch?v=cesSRfXqS1Q

This is horribly accurate.

At least we wuz empires and shiet

tfw no banter in the senate

What are you talking about, he is literally /ourguy/

>barely campaing for Remain, resulting in huge amounts of labour members voting Leave
>barely campains for anything at all in fact
>literally destroyed the Labour party inside and out
>vast quantities of Labour voters alienated, horrid Labour results in elections
>huge amounts of Labour MPs hate his guts, resulting in infighting and everyone criticising everyone so nothing ever gets done
>everyone hates him for "letting anti-semitism proliferate in the party"

Part of me unironically believes that he is a Tory/right-wing plant sent to build enough of a cult personality to get the hardcore marxists to keep him in office, then thoroughly piss off all the other voters and destroy Labour.

This.

I wish Congress was like the Ukrainian parliament so it'd erupt into giant fistfights.

HONRABUL MEMBAS Post more British parliament clips. It's refreshing to watch pure bants instead of African mudslinging

would you be happy to pay taxes if only to pay mp's to bantz and ensure we never have the government do anything?

Underrated post

This.

Bernie Sanders, Keith Ellison and Co. seem to be set to fulfil the same role in the US with any luck.

yes, sounds great

>Seriously how the fuck do these limeys get anything done?

They don't. Westminster is utterly useless. Every single party is useless and just shovels more crap into everything and then they shovel that crap onto someone else to blame for the crap they gave them before.

I mean, it's like saying to a waiter (pretend they are the UK Government);

>"I require some salt on my food!"

And instead of putting salt on the food with a salt shaker, they say

>"Your food requires some salt, let me fuck it!"

It's like that but with more crap.

It used to.

>A Khan getting replaced by another Khan

#justbritishthings