You're in the club and this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass

>You're in the club and this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass.

What do you do?

>going to a club

close the pewdiepie video

turn 360 degrees and walk away

Call him a fag.

SPBP

call up my local antifa
BASH
THE
FASH

what are his stats

>height
>weight
>bodyfat / lean mass
>shoulder span

>bench
>dl
>squat

>Sweden

call the cops and get him imprisoned for life.

>You're in the club and this guy walks up to your Somali boyfriend and dry docks its forehead in his asshole, causing near fatal anal fissures.

What do you do?

You're in Canada mate you aren't a katana teleporter

> your girlfriend

Call mansplaining line in Sweden

Whisper in his ear that she is HIV positive.

Ask him what character creator mods he has installed

At least use a proxy you horse faced faggot.

>grab by throat
>throw to ground
>strip him butt naked
>strip as well
>smack his face with my rock hard member to assert dominance
>turn him around
>spread his cheeks and put it in, no lube
>listen to his swedish moans as I break in

I'd ask chloe grace if I could have an autograph.

I slap his ass and tell him to get out.

>TFW I dont have a girlfriend or go out

This. Clubs are for faggots.

>>>Frog on couch.

>clubs full of hot bitches waiting for someone to take them home and fuck them are for faggots

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Keep telling yourself that, faggot.

Hope he doesn't hit on me, too.

>What do you do?
I wish I had a gf

-_-

teleport behind him

You do realize that you cant do that dumbfuck, learn math

k

I would already be drunk to give zero fucks and start a fight with him. Alcohol gives slavs pain immunity and strength bonus

I tell him that Jamal has dibs.

LOL ur right. Epic find brother

heh

I haven't gone to a club in 9 years
I haven't had a girlfriend in 5 years

I think I'm safe from his butt slaps

Thank him for slapping me a girlfriend into existence?

Newfag

True men browse Sup Forums

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I've stabbed bigger niggers for less, just gotta do it quick in the crowd and vanish

I gently caress his beard and cry because my shitty genetics don't allow me to grow a decent one.

probably stab him in the eye thus rendering his imposing physical frame rather pointless

>frog looking directly at screen
>swedish IP
Golden one pls

EDGY
D
G
Y

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HOLY SHIT, YOU CAN SEE HER TOO?!?
SO I'M NOT CRAZY!

ask that faggot if he meant to slap my ass by mistake, then hold him down and give that dirty hippie a haircut.

Suck his cock.

tell him that she's a beta leftist

hi there

invite her to a threesome with my gf

Doesn't he live in Ireland though?

I dont know what a newfag is, or who it is. But if you are saying im a fag, im not

Laugh at him because my GF is a swedish woman with my who I cuck with my BBC

Kick his ass because I've gone to boxing for 5 years. His muscle is for showing off.

Bury a truffle to distract him

>become beefcake alpha male
>still have slanted numale eyebrows

That MF was taking so much speed, he needed actual surgical anesthesia to sleep every night

Yeah real mathaphukkkin G here

then he wipes his hand on your fat burger face

tell him to shave the pubes off his face.

while he is stunned by the comment bash him in the face untill he dies.

tell his body after hes out cold that all his strength didnt save him from me. keep lifting cuck.

beat his ass, because being ripped doesn't mean he knows how to fight like a real man. Also, he is swedish and therefore a faggot.

Tell him about the jews.

Boxing is almost entirely useless in a street fight. No referee to pull him off you when he starts grabbing buddy

Wonder how I ended up in a faggot bar

why you slapping air, brah?

>Holy fuck I'm massive
He's hilarious and seems like a total bro, would start lifting with/10

swallow his golden pill

Although boxing isn't the best martial art for a street fight it's pretty damn useful.

Knowing how to throw/take a punch is very beneficial in a street fight.

Also a big part of boxing is the inside game.

>Boxing is almost entirely useless in a street fight.

>implying it's not a suppository

He would never do it. Im a fucking nigger, and an armed one. i would slap his girlfriend ass, and his ass at the same time.

kick his ass then share a beer with him and kill sandniggers in the name of the allfather.

Don't have a girlfriend atm.
I am going to club in a few hours though so you never know.

It's good to know, but if the other dude feels like taking you to the ground you better know how to wrestle.
A lot of good boxers I have seen get really fucked up in street fights because they don't know how to counter a take down.

If there was rules, and gloves involved though the boxer would def come out on top

He looks fucking inbred.

>I've never done boxing nor have been in a street fight: the post

Thats some gay shit soviet

Slap him with my cock. To assert dominance.

R A R E
A
R
E

Is he a swede? I thought he was norwegian.

its normal for them

Make him prep the bull

i came for the flag

>this conscript walk into the barracks and slaps your AIDS needle out of your hand
I can believe it

Newfag confirmed. Lurk more

JOKES ON YOU FAGGOT OP
> I AM FROM /FIT/
Suck him off
>no homo

He wouldn't do that because he's a homo that dances in gay pride parades.

Slap my girlfriend's ass harder.

Twirl around and walk into him?

Anyone know where I can buy that cardigan

Ask his cucked dad

Laugh at his desperate attempt to mask his obvious homosexuality.

Cry rape and scream loudly and repetedly that clubs are safe spaces.

>He fell for the club meme

Stop posting on Sup Forums and go to the club then faggot

The guys face is so annoying that I wouldn't notice his swollen roid torso and would sucker punch him right in that FAS puss of his. Then I would grab him by his stupid girly bangs and make him lick my shoes.

let the aryan bull cuck me

I knock the buff dyke out

Newfaaag

Tell him to stop touching my sister.