Godzilla rises from the ocean and attacks a random coastal city

>Godzilla rises from the ocean and attacks a random coastal city

How does Sup Forums react?

Praise him. I love Godzirra.

Itsa spicy meatball to swallow, so Idk.

Most people would praise KEK and think it's cool

Hope it's Halifax.

Hope it's Halifax

Probably attempt to weaponise memes against it.

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He will rise from the Pacific and terrorize the libshits on the west coast

I like this guy.

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Totally pissed if it isn't sf or la.

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I'd probably join the military of whatever country antagonizes so I can be the pilot of their eventual giant mech to fight it. Hopefully it looks dank like Mechagodzilla or a Gelgoog.

Post on Sup Forums about it. Then get comfy and watch the livestreams while shiposting.

Get in my giant mech suit and fight him

PLEASE BE IN CALIFORNIA

I pray to God that it's LA, Sacramento or, San Francisco. Actually if he could just start at Tijuana and work his way up to Seattle it would improve this country immensely.

how to survive a godzilla scenario:

move inland

in the movies he's only an issue in places like japan

#climatechangecausedgodzilla

Nothing on the coast is worth a shit. Go wild Gojira.

ftfy

Considering most coastal cities are liberal strongholds, feels good.

If it's on the West Coast then I order a semi full of Kibbles N Bits and send him a thank you card along with the gift.

Paint him green.

all coastal cities are cancer. sounds good

What movie is that from?

Call the russkies, they know how to seal with lizards

Godzilla vs Megalon

A coastal city?

Depending on the number of lives lost, I petition to reduce the number of electoral votes granted to the recently decimated blue state

Will he make CALEXIT happen?

Please be San Fran.

go to Sup Forums faggot

A millions or so less liberals. Just gotta hope its SF or NY

Instill into him the spirit of patriotism

Saudi Arabia

>He a good lizard
>'Zilla din du nuffin wrong
>Why you 'ttackin him? WHY YOU 'TTACKIN HIM?

Shin Godzilla is unironically film of the year.

digits say he stomps the shit out of malibu first