Why do black people hate water so much?

Why do black people hate water so much?

because black is dirt and water cleans dirt
they will literally dissolve and get washed away if they get wet with water

they'll claim they're "cool cats" and "cats dont like water" but this is just damage control

I think it's because all of the rivers and lakes in Africa are populated by hippos, crocodiles, and other dangerous wildlife.

Seriously. Why does that fuckin fish exist???

its the amazon what do you expect?
I wonder if it even tastes good.

Go read a book you amerilard
That fish is native of the Congo River

Apes can't swim

>all the rivers
Are you 6?

no need to impress us with how much you know about your homeland user

lel

Get fucked leaf

fucking hillaried

The last time they travel over water things didn't go so well for them

God put them there so a billion years later people going through boot camp would get a laugh when they went to do the swim test and all of the remedial swimmers were black.

I'm not sure what you're implying.

European/American rivers are comfy as fuck. Filled with friendly fish like bass, walleye, perch, and catfish.

African/South American/Southeast Asian rivers are filled with giant fucking stingrays the size of small boats, giant fucking catfish that could probably swallow you whole, parasites that swim up your cock and lay eggs in your bladder, lampreys, leeches, piranha, alligators/crocodiles, and God knows what else.

Given niggers' track record of building boats, I think even they realized it was in their best interest to stay far the fuck away from water.

kek'd

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This Brit is fucking nuts.

>samefagging this hard

it fucks their hair up and dries it out if they dont keep chemicals and shit in it so they avoid water

I don't get it. Canada is full of chinks and Muslims, not niggers.

I don't mind water unless it has sewage and shit in it or otherwise hazardous.

Indeed to know what this is.
For... Reasons...

When I was about 7 years old, I loved going to the local swimming pool.

Then one day a black kid was swimming in the pool. I was fucking repulsed right there at the idea of being in the same filthed up water as that filthy black nigger. It was a completely visceral reaction. Every drop of water in that pool was contaminated.

I stopped asking my mom to go to the pool from then on. I made whatever excuse I could to avoid using swimming pools. To this day I won't swim in a pool.

Maybe most niggers kinda feel the same way and don't want to pollute the water with their shit skin.

Ask Harambe.

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You don't need to defend yourself user, you got laughed at and it's over now

It all depends on your environment and culture.

I'm a middle class black kid. Took swimming lessons every summer from Kindergarten to 2nd grade, swim pass every summer after that.

Joined Boy Scouts in 5th grade. In 8th grade I completed the Boy Scouts of America Lifeguard course and won the BSA National Jamboree Basketball Tournament MVP in the same week.

subhuman nigger

>post ID's
>samefagging
>?????

because evil racist white people refuse to teach them the magic art of swimming.

sure tyrone, you also make 6 figures at wendy's right?

why do white bois on average have tiny tiny penises?

its african

7.5 cut here

Nah, graduating from the law school in a few weeks. Studying for the bar exam right now.

>Literally Muh Dick

And you wonder why we consider you apes subhuman

Can confirm.

>7.5
8 inch is the cut off point
anything below is dicklet territory

you're an idiot

you almost had me straya
that's some advanced shitposting

It's pretty hard to steal, to be honest.

they put all their stats into Looting and Ebonics

Black people hate water because they walk out into it and look down and see their reflection in the water they are reminded that they are black forever and it makes them mad. they punch the water and stab it with their spears but it never dies, it just shows them the truth of their blackness again and again, forever.

this actually one instance of system preference for white people. municipal swimming pools came into vogue in the late teens and 20's, but was mostly a service for rich urban neighborhoods. that pattern continued well into the 1950's. tah dah.

Swimming requires that you support yourself and make your own way, the ultimate act of self-reliance.

This concept is alien to the negro.

kek

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

electron microscope image of an earthworm's jaw

Negro bones are approximately four times denser than the bones of other races.

>Ooga boogas scared of river monster
>Crazy ass white guy goes and catches it with a Snoopy spin cast rig.
Ooga boogas btfo

that's why white women love them
they can actually feel the denser and harder negro bone

>have you ever seen a nigger life guard?

I've watched enough porn to know that's a meme.

>that's a giant piranha

fuuuuuuuuuck

Negros are extremely dense, I can believe this.

I still laugh to this day when i remember packs of 5-10 nignogs marching with their towels asynchronously to go to their umpteenth swimming checkout.

>mfw I realize all the heavy lotions black people use are made to substitute for the mud and slime these people kept on their bodies for millenia

Yes...i actually have. And he drowned...whilst apparently teaching 2 other young niglets to swim..

Holy shit I laughed so hard 10/10

White is a better insulator while black is better at absorption and emission. Essentially white people (and to a lesser extent asians) already have a wetsuit on. So white people's muscles work better in the water and it's more comfortable for longer.

This fucker speaks portuguese, i don't know why.

I do wonder if those two know of their names on the net.

>Tfw I'm a 6"
How do I make my penis larger?

Look at naked ladies.

J-Wade doesn't play games

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