who here is on medicaid or some other form of NEET benefits? don't be shy.
Who here is on medicaid or some other form of NEET benefits? don't be shy
this bitch fat as fuck
I am on jobseekers. Wish i'd stop getting rejected for the job I've already done. It's been 5 fucking months.
i should be because my health problems stop me from working a full time job
but im not because the social systems here are absolute garbage, all the money must go to the immigrants
And tasty as fuck.
Sorry Sven, I know you guys get made fun of a lot here, but it truly is sad to see it happen. Best of luck in the future.
esa, pip , housing benefit and council tax benefit
£720 a month and i don't pay rent or council tax.
I also work 16 hours a week offiicially and about 20-30 hours a week cash in hand. It's pretty comfy
oh yeah and a blue badge and a bus card
takes the piss really, I'm only bi-polar
At lease you don't live in America where poor people vote to have their free healthcare taken away and turned into tax breaks for Jews
H I G H T E S T
haha thats awsome
2000 a month.
+ discounted housing
+rebate for paid sales tax end of year
+full medical and dental
How the fuck is it even free? Even my unemployed sad sack friends ended up paying.
Delusionality the post.
At this point I'm ready for fully libertarian society, fuck all social systems and all socialism. They all suck anyways and are run by the worst people. If there was no income tax I would have no issue supporting myself
t. Patrick O'Donnell
I have a mate who lives at home, apparently has severe autism and collects almost $900 a fortnight
At this point I'm ready for fully libertarian society
If there was no income tax I would have no issue supporting myself
This is what libertarians actually believe.
If the laws enforcing minimum wage and qualifications weren't in place, your job would be done by Jose or Kumar for 2 dollars an hour.
I got the free meds. you have to know how to make the system work for you.
I got pell grant for school. does that count? the only government assistance i've ever gotten desu.. i feel embarrassed
“I think everybody in Washington needs a kick in the rear,” Ms. Meadows, 68, said on Thursday as she ate fried fish at a diner in Warren, a weathered city at the county’s southern end. “And I think Washington needs to be done with the Clintons.”
She added, however, that she hoped Mr. Trump would not “do away with the health care” – Mr. Obama’s Affordable Care Act – as he had promised on the campaign trail. Her daughter had obtained subsidized insurance coverage through the law for $50 a month.
“I think he was bluffing,” Ms. Meadows said with a frown.
I get €980 a month because of a brain injury in my youth.
your obvious faggotry is far more degenerate unfortunately.
you will never spill your beans on a chunky icelander
why even live
Not me but goddamn what a nice pic
I can probably get neetbux but it just feels wrong. One day maybe, when I give up
has otoni ever camwhored?
well what do you think your fucking cuckold ancestors would do?
(hint, it involves axes, not asking nicely)
Just got out of a 13h overnight tile job. Work more cunts
Yeah years ago but I'm sure you can still find them without too much difficulty.
she used the same name?
You are retarded. Sweden doesn't have any minimum wage laws first of all. Secondly I'm too sick to have a full time job so I can't support myself anyways.
I qualify more than 90% of the people on the dole and to this day I still refuse to get a handicapped parking tag.
This is a shameful attitude.
F A T T
Just googled her name and found the video where that gif was from on xvideos.
I'm really surprised that you are taking those 16 hours, I thought that while yes they do offer it, if you actually take it up it is taken into consideration and can get your bennies stopped, which makes me surprised that you were able to get ANY pip considering you are working at all.
What rate pip are you on? also did you have to go to the tribunal?
Maybe you're right. I've essentially given up on getting government support and I'm trying to solve my problems on my own. My plans involve leaving this shitty country though. High cost of living and high taxes makes it difficult to live here without full time employment.
You know the ACA only made it illegal to NOT have some form of private insurance, right?
There's a reason that premiums everywhere skyrocketed after it was passed.
I know this slut, she used to sext me all the time
don't be rude
but you couldn't afford the plane ticket to Iceland to seal the deal?
because it seems like something you should have done if it was really her and not a catfish
I've never claimed a cent on anything even when I really needed it. Paid all my own medical bills, even though they're subsidized, never claimed any benefits, anything else like that. I think it is a huge psychological thing for me to be able to say that I have been totally independent and have always contributed more than I have ever taken away. I am thinking of starting uni though and can't afford my fees up front or anything, so we have a system in Australia where we can defer payments until after you leave. I don't know if that counts as being a welfare monkey, but I don't feel like it is since I will pay it all back eventually.
ywn be choked by her thighs
Why can't you work full time though? If you don't mind me asking.
It gets worse guys, I just checked her tumblr, she's telling people she would never date someone of another ethnicity and to give Trup a chance. I think Sup Forums has a new queen.
I want to suffocate between her tits.
I prefer my women to be fit desu
squishy is fine, too
at this point I'm guarenteed pip at £55 a week for the rest of my life, since my diagnosis isn't going to go away.
applications for benefits on the grounds of bi-polar are always written up as if the claiment is in the middle of an episode, you're told to desribe how you are when at your worst which is pretty much incapacitated. I'm normal now and havent relapsed for 3 years, so it's a bit strange that I can still get long term sickness benefit (secured until oct 2017)
Do not want.
fit can have it's place too but tattoos?
I don't believe you
tattoos can be good if they're done right, though with 3dpd they just don't work as well
look for yourself,
regularly she gets asked "would you date someone of another ethnicity" [translation] would you let this thirsty THICC loving nigger have his way with you, white girl? [/translation] and her answer is always no. kek And she says she would have voted Trump is she lived in America.
has a boyfriend
NOT A PURE MAIDEN, DROPPED
politically she's cool though
I don't understand the PIP system, a friend of mine was rejected for it last year.
He has Multiple Sclerosis and was previously on DLA and ESA, "middle rate care" or something.
When they switched the system over to pip they made him go for an assessment, I gave him a lift to the appointment.
The assessment was done by an ATOS nurse and when we got the report back a few weeks later she had scored him 0 in literally every category, according to them he was perfectly fine.
This is a guy who struggles to get dressed and feed himself some days when his symptoms are bad.
He went to tribunal and they overturned the decision, awarded him middle rate in two categories or something? I don't know how it works.
He was proper bricking it for the few months he was without any benefits, had to borrow a lot of money.
His condition means he can't realistically have a job. He's generally a bit of a cripple and the painkillers he takes make him a bit slow mentally sometimes
Not to mention there are days when he's almost completely incapacitated and he can't predict when they're going to happen.
Not to MENTION that because of the nature of MS, he's just going to get worse and worse over time until it eventually kills him.
Who would employ someone like that?
what did you think she was just going to wait around until you found out about her, now get out there and let her know you're ready you stud.
Hey fellow americans. Diaspora here. I got BOTH medicaid and ombamacare and let me tell you something. This obama mufacka hooks me up with qualudes, cough syrup and krokodil to my hearts content. It's fucking awesome, for damn sure.
Only thing i miss is standing on the front porch yelling u.s.a. usa usa.
It's retarded and so unfair. Part of the problem is that significant numbers of people pretend to have medical conditions they don't have. Doctors often write them sick notes knowing they are not ill and then the DWP (who are retards) have to sort out that clusterfuck.
I wish I was entitled to some benefits, but I'm just a neet because of my own laziness and stupidity.
yeah the system is retarded and your claim is entirely dependant on how the nurse interprets your illness when you meet face to face.
I've got really quite good at sweet talking these people over the years, it's easy once you realise it's a thinly veiled points scoring exercise. I even admitted I don't take medication for my condition and was still awarded support level because I can claim to be suicidal and unable to function on my worst days.
people like me getting the money easily while people with genuine terminal problems struggle highlight how fucked up the welfare system is right now
"do you have a boyfriend and if not would you date someone of another ethnicity?"
I do, and if i didnt i would probably not date someone of a different ethnicity simply because i dont really know many people that arent white #icelandicproblemsbruv #whitepeople
It's a good answer, but it's not perfect
you know I get a kaiser plan for $0 a year with free unlimited doctor visits, 0 copays, and free prescriptions including brand name drugs, right?
losing a leg soon, wont be able to work. looks bleak.
I want to fug OTONI
F A T
Why you losting the leg? Diabetus?
she's a big girl
My country has zero social benefits
You have like one month of unemployment checks (much less than minimum wage) then you are forced to do community service (much less than minimum wage) where they ship you off somewhere and have to collect garbage or do road construction
They also reduced all disability checks because "some gypsies might have cheated, so let's ban it for everybody"
It's hard to get one if you are a burn victim in a wheelchair, I doubt that aspergers is even recognized. Oh, and it's also less than minimum wage.
Really makes me wonder what am I paying 60% taxes for
Not just having a high deductible plan with an HSA.
Literally throwing money into the fire. My healthcare is almost free considering I get everything I contributed into my HSA back after tax season.
A psychologist offered to get me on the invalids benefit for fucking moderate depression. Which is our equivalent of what Chris-chan's "tugboat". Should have taken the offer.
The dole isn't bad, but the man's on your ass constantly.
Is this real life? Seriously, you should be able to seek asylum for that shit.
I'm on medicaid during med school
I'll pay it back x10 with the interest on my $300,000 federal loans
I'm on the disability pension for anxiety and depression, probably going to try and get off it next year, being a NEET is extremely boring.
40-50% off your wages, then every product has an extra 25% VAT
We used to have a system called cafeteria, where your company good give bonuses tax free, but they put a 50% rate on that too
And everyone fucking loves it
I'm on medicaid but not foodstamps or assistance. I wish I could get benefits but they just laugh at me.
$40 A DAY BITCH FUCK YEAH C LINK
I EVEN HAVE AUS CITIZENSHIP NOW
Starting life with $300,000 debt
holy FUCKING shit
And everyone fucking loves it
Jesus, what is there to love about high taxes if you recieve shit tier services? Where does all the government expenditure go to? I mean, do you guys have a lot of corruption or something?
I don't have any kids or a wife or anything like that, but as it stands I would rather go live innawoods or on the street than take welfare or neetbucks. I'm not a nigger or a drug addict and my pride wouldn't let me take free shit from the government to survive. Also I have a problem with being given shit in general. I just don't like it and feel the need to pay the person back.
help someone fix a problem they were having at my tutor job
been having a really shitty week and really stressed/anxious over end of the college quarter assignments and tests
not much sleep either
they want to repay me with some cookies
try to politely turn it down
"what, you don't like cookies? I'll get you something else."
try again to politely deny the gift
they just won't have it
spaghetti drips out of my pocket for the first time in years
a qt that always comes in the room to work was really close by
unintentionally come off as rude in my attempts to tell this person not to make cookies on my account
I don't really even remember what all was said, only that it wasn't anything serious and I'm about 90% sure it ended with her saying she'll bring cookies in for me and the tutor lab
feel like a dick
going to apologize and try to save face tomorrow if she shows up at all
Imagine when we go to single payer/govt funded and doctors here start making what doctors in other first world countries make.
"Socialists stole more"
Medicaid but I am legit disabled with organ threatening auto-immune disease.
That may change soon though as I am now trying to start my own business.
Thank you medicaid for not making me poor when I was a young man having my organs and body inflamed.
every disability is legit
if you aren't working something is wrong with you, whatever that something is, it's a disability.
you mean T H I C C
I wonder who the AHA was designed to help ...
I also don't think there's anything wrong with medicaid, I think all Americans should be on medicaid in theory and have single-payer. This corporate insurance system sucks. It's so doctors can still profit off of circumcising your baby's dicks and they can make more insurance bucks and make drugs expensive and more profitable.
Just put your dick in her already, you cunt.
I think I proved my point
What am I even reading, doesn't even make sense...
There's a lot of fakers in this disability system which makes it hard for people even like me to get it, and not get good pay even if I got disability.
but if you are mentally and physically sound why would you fake it? There would be no reason to, clearly even the fakers need help.
What are you going to do when Trump takes away your NEET bux?
The titcow who played in that one It´s always Sunny episode is also pretty redpilled and posts pro-gun/pro-Trump stuff all the time
DWP are hilariously incompetent. I applied for ESA a month ago. Two days ago I got my first response: 5 letters all contradicting each other, some rambling on about benefits claims I never made, one saying they're awarding me money, another saying my claim has expired.
For people in a worse situation than me, this is potentially life-threatening (or at least life-ruining) stupidity and disorganization.
only 1 gif
I may agree, but it's annoying when you have a disease like lupus, and you know someone else close to you who has epilepsy to where they can't drive, hold knives, etc. and could not earn disability. Whether people should be on it if they need it or not, the system is a bureaucratic nightmare to fight for a few scraps. You need a good lawyer and good luck.
Cookie lady is at least old enough to be my mother and I value professionalism too much to hit on the people in my tutor lab while I'm on the clock. Although if I am going to make a move today is likely the last day I'll see her. Wednesdays are busy days and I'll probably be swamped with people doing last minute work and won't have the time to do anything, especially since she never asks for help on her work.
Ok, based on this thread why the hell is Sup Forums supporting politicians who want to cut benefits?
Do people not realize that the government mandate is the only reason this bubble hasn't popped already, and that every single healthcare company would go bankrupt from Obamacare if we get rid of it without getting rid of coverage for preexisting conditions as well?
Trump can't get rid of one without the other, unless he creates a single payer system or outlaws obesity or something.
sucks, but that also will be about my starting salary
Disability from an impinged nerve L4 L5 S1 lower 3 disc are dried out and bone on bone in both knees plus a mashed ulnar nerve which made my hand atrophy.
yeah right, with all the Chinese children of communist robber barons flooding north America with med students. Doctors will be more common than communications majors in 10 years.
I leech off my single-mother instead of squeezing the poor working men of Germany even more dry.
bone on bone in both knees
What's this like?
precisely, and the boomers are about to shit the bed and drive up costs.
Half my time at work is spent on Sup Forums, i think that counts?
I'm on mommie's medicaid where I "steal" $50 every 2 weeks to fund my booze.
(all other expenses are paid for.) ($100 a week on fast food)
Unemployment benefits, diagnosed with Aspergers. Don't feel too guilty about it. My family got fucked fully by this country's government, and by communist bastards in general, and I was born at exactly the wrong time to be a straight white guy with mental condition. It's time the commies did something back for us.
Oddly this makes me understand exactly how all the Somali scum feels. They feel the same way. They have no loyalty to the nation or the government. And I hate the government because they would try to fuck me if I ever said this shit in public media. If this is what they consider acceptable behaviour, I will not feel bad about engaging in it.
tfw autismbux get deduced from salary
oh well, at least they didn't take my drivers license because of my shitty hand eye coordination
This I don't get.
Clearly you can type, so how can those with physical disabilities not transition to jobs like graphic artists, wed dev, etc?
maybe he uses dragon, LOL
I have medicaid and food stamps, I also have a 30 hour a week $25/hr job. Don't blame me because I live in a socialist paradise.
based on the replies in this thread, I don't understand how the fuck Sup Forums is republican. DO YOU WANT THEM TO TAKE AWAY OUR BUX?
Fuck you niggers
Who wants an employee who is constantly in pain and discomfort, and is often unavailable or unable to concentrate and puts out low quality work as a result?
Nah we deliberately limit our numbers with # of schools allowed and # of residency positions availible
autismbux here. I'm a full-blown social parasite.
"Data, because it's polite."
How did you get 2K? I thought the housing amount had a pretty low maximum. Maybe it varies from province to province.
The discounted housing here is shit though. I guess if you're a normie you wouldn't give a shit, but I can't live in a commieblock. Too noisy, and cockroaches.
Lately I had been paranoid about the axe falling on me, and being unprepared, but I think with the cuck Trudeau in office and the talk of guaranteed income, I might never be put to the test unless there's A Great Happening. Not getting the axe sooner might make me even more unprepared for a Happening! but I'm so uncertain that I can't do anything. ... at least I sent a more deserving autist in the USA a chunk of my money this month. He's really smart but hasn't been able to get on autismbux yet.
There is an upcoming crisis within the medical field of aging baby boomers they'll need more doctors and money grubbing universities will more than happy to accommodate fast tracking tens of thousands more doctors (at thousands of dollars profit per pop).
Republicans are often very stupid. I do medical billing and I have a bunch of medicaid patients that are on medicaid, hate welfare and are republican. They apparently don't see the irony of their political views and being on medicaid.
a Brazilian who doesn't like big asses
well I'm an Irish person who does, how's that for a twist?
start a thread about what jobs people have and the thread will be full of people claiming to be successful men with families
Maybe they don't mind the concept of disability welfare. Did you consider this?
I'm not a country you dumbfuck if you can't fathom that a country of people do not think all alike go blow yourself.
I think asses are supposed to be big relative to the rest of the female body, not just scale to the belly's level.
fast tracking tens of thousands more doctors (at thousands of dollars profit per pop)
They've already been doing that, my dad's a doctor and he's been talking about how this is a problem for a long time. According to him it began 20 years ago and it's a major reason why the US has such a big opiate problem. They're graduating brainwashed retards who rely on the expertise of pharma companies, etc.
intense at times, need replacements but too young
It's not disability, that would be Medicare.
too wealthy to get medicaid/medicar
too poor to afford health insurance on my own
...and 60% of them will be females working part time if at all kek
She's a big girl
They still have to pay taxes and fees and all that shit, don't they? So why shouldn't they get some of it back?
That's true, not all Brazilians men are alike, some enjoy big feminine asses and then there's also gay Brazilians. I guess we now know which kind you are.
I mashed my ulnar nerve from sitting at a desk all day inspecting parts, had an operation to move the nerve, my hand will never be the same.
Because the little you get back is also taxed
Unemployment benefits + universal healthcare + childhood bedroom = best life.
Why the fuck do people still work? Silly goys.
They've already been doing that
source? med students aren't that profitable desu. Training them is expensive
Yes, medicaid is actually easy to get where I live, you're eligible if you own your own small business. It's just funny to hear some of them shit talk government programs, then have to rely on them.
mfw health care companies just offloaded the additional costs to employers and families
"you'll be able to keep your old plan even though the bill I voted for will make it illegal"
costs shouldn't go up at all
in other words, Sup Forums is stupid
you sounded like a newfag, what can I do
don't judge me I have high functioning autism FYI
do not want
She needs bigger tits and some hours in the squat rack. Her ass is kind of lumpy and fat, not p-h-a-t.
Benefits are for failures, you should be gassed
that's what I'm talking about, fuck employers and families. Us basement dwellers gotta come first
I mean all these Sup Forums fags pretending to be successful men with families LOL GOOD GRIEF CHARLIE BROWN
I'm not on any benefits, but I'm a wholesale international drug dealer and a tax evader. Is that degenerate?
You dumb fuck, madina I'd and madicare are two sides of the same coin
Medicaid is aid from the state when the fed dollars run dry.
It's just a personal anecdote, and it's expensive, but it is profitable because a lot of medical schools get a lot of funding from pharma, health insurance companies, etc. Corporations don't fund medical programs out of the goodness of their hearts.
I work in health care, I understand what medicare/medicaid are and who ends up on what and for what reasons.
Yes. I knew a few drug dealers though, 80% are dead and 20% stopped and got rich. Not a good ratio
true. I could be my own doctor better than them if I could order my own perscriptions and tests.
She hates on feminism too.
If you're actually disabled you have nothing to fear getting taken away
tfw autismbux saved my life
ah well it's a big issue in Germany since the state pays for our universities
No one likes to admit that maybe 60% of medstudents being female might be an issue since they don't tend to work full time kek
all medical problems are disabilities
Students get €190 until they are 25 here, simply for existing.
Feels good living in a first world country.
There's pee coming from the poo conduits
I like to think it's all mixed together
work in Jewish neighborhood supermarket in NYC
see most driving jaguars, Aston martins, Lexus'
overheard how thankful they are to have Medicaid / Medicare
pays for food with EBT card (food stamps)
wonders why I'm not Jewing the government myself.
How can I also get on welfare when I'm being paid slightly above minimum wage and I'm over qualified?
Stop working so much
Take it easy
make <16000 a year
I receive Medicaid from state disability, also 100% disability through the VA.
If I only were a Jew
who bitch is this
How do you fast-track a 8yr degree + 3yr residency?
At my school they preach lifestyle changes > meds
What!? They get 0 funding from pharm companies.
Its all alumni donations, tuition, and govt grants
Take every penny you can. It's what the crooked rich fucks do. They can import more foreigners to do the work if they like.
found this m.imgur.com