Who here is on medicaid or some other form of NEET benefits? don't be shy

who here is on medicaid or some other form of NEET benefits? don't be shy.

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this bitch fat as fuck

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I am on jobseekers. Wish i'd stop getting rejected for the job I've already done. It's been 5 fucking months.

i should be because my health problems stop me from working a full time job

but im not because the social systems here are absolute garbage, all the money must go to the immigrants

dem thighs

And tasty as fuck.

Sorry Sven, I know you guys get made fun of a lot here, but it truly is sad to see it happen. Best of luck in the future.

esa, pip , housing benefit and council tax benefit

£720 a month and i don't pay rent or council tax.

I also work 16 hours a week offiicially and about 20-30 hours a week cash in hand. It's pretty comfy

oh yeah and a blue badge and a bus card

takes the piss really, I'm only bi-polar

degenerate

sorry sweden.

At lease you don't live in America where poor people vote to have their free healthcare taken away and turned into tax breaks for Jews

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haha thats awsome

2000 a month.
+ discounted housing
+rebate for paid sales tax end of year
+full medical and dental

parasite

>free healthcare

How the fuck is it even free? Even my unemployed sad sack friends ended up paying.

Delusionality the post.

At this point I'm ready for fully libertarian society, fuck all social systems and all socialism. They all suck anyways and are run by the worst people. If there was no income tax I would have no issue supporting myself

thank you

t. Patrick O'Donnell

I have a mate who lives at home, apparently has severe autism and collects almost $900 a fortnight

>At this point I'm ready for fully libertarian society
>If there was no income tax I would have no issue supporting myself

This is what libertarians actually believe.

If the laws enforcing minimum wage and qualifications weren't in place, your job would be done by Jose or Kumar for 2 dollars an hour.

I got the free meds. you have to know how to make the system work for you.

I got pell grant for school. does that count? the only government assistance i've ever gotten desu.. i feel embarrassed

>“I think everybody in Washington needs a kick in the rear,” Ms. Meadows, 68, said on Thursday as she ate fried fish at a diner in Warren, a weathered city at the county’s southern end. “And I think Washington needs to be done with the Clintons.”

>She added, however, that she hoped Mr. Trump would not “do away with the health care” – Mr. Obama’s Affordable Care Act – as he had promised on the campaign trail. Her daughter had obtained subsidized insurance coverage through the law for $50 a month.

>“I think he was bluffing,” Ms. Meadows said with a frown.

THICC

I get €980 a month because of a brain injury in my youth.

your obvious faggotry is far more degenerate unfortunately.

>you will never spill your beans on a chunky icelander
why even live

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Not me but goddamn what a nice pic
I can probably get neetbux but it just feels wrong. One day maybe, when I give up

has otoni ever camwhored?

well what do you think your fucking cuckold ancestors would do?

(hint, it involves axes, not asking nicely)

Literally never
Just got out of a 13h overnight tile job. Work more cunts

Yeah years ago but I'm sure you can still find them without too much difficulty.

she used the same name?

You are retarded. Sweden doesn't have any minimum wage laws first of all. Secondly I'm too sick to have a full time job so I can't support myself anyways.

Yep.

Shirker.

I qualify more than 90% of the people on the dole and to this day I still refuse to get a handicapped parking tag.

This is a shameful attitude.

F A T T

Just googled her name and found the video where that gif was from on xvideos.

I'm really surprised that you are taking those 16 hours, I thought that while yes they do offer it, if you actually take it up it is taken into consideration and can get your bennies stopped, which makes me surprised that you were able to get ANY pip considering you are working at all.

What rate pip are you on? also did you have to go to the tribunal?

would impregnate

Maybe you're right. I've essentially given up on getting government support and I'm trying to solve my problems on my own. My plans involve leaving this shitty country though. High cost of living and high taxes makes it difficult to live here without full time employment.

>free healthcare

You know the ACA only made it illegal to NOT have some form of private insurance, right?

There's a reason that premiums everywhere skyrocketed after it was passed.

I know this slut, she used to sext me all the time

nah
don't be rude

but you couldn't afford the plane ticket to Iceland to seal the deal?

because it seems like something you should have done if it was really her and not a catfish

I've never claimed a cent on anything even when I really needed it. Paid all my own medical bills, even though they're subsidized, never claimed any benefits, anything else like that. I think it is a huge psychological thing for me to be able to say that I have been totally independent and have always contributed more than I have ever taken away. I am thinking of starting uni though and can't afford my fees up front or anything, so we have a system in Australia where we can defer payments until after you leave. I don't know if that counts as being a welfare monkey, but I don't feel like it is since I will pay it all back eventually.

>ywn be choked by her thighs

Why can't you work full time though? If you don't mind me asking.

It gets worse guys, I just checked her tumblr, she's telling people she would never date someone of another ethnicity and to give Trup a chance. I think Sup Forums has a new queen.

I want to suffocate between her tits.

I prefer my women to be fit desu
squishy is fine, too

at this point I'm guarenteed pip at £55 a week for the rest of my life, since my diagnosis isn't going to go away.

applications for benefits on the grounds of bi-polar are always written up as if the claiment is in the middle of an episode, you're told to desribe how you are when at your worst which is pretty much incapacitated. I'm normal now and havent relapsed for 3 years, so it's a bit strange that I can still get long term sickness benefit (secured until oct 2017)

6FT VALKYRIE

Do not want.

fit can have it's place too but tattoos?

I don't believe you

tattoos can be good if they're done right, though with 3dpd they just don't work as well

look for yourself,
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regularly she gets asked "would you date someone of another ethnicity" [translation] would you let this thirsty THICC loving nigger have his way with you, white girl? [/translation] and her answer is always no. kek And she says she would have voted Trump is she lived in America.

>has a boyfriend

NOT A PURE MAIDEN, DROPPED
politically she's cool though

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I don't understand the PIP system, a friend of mine was rejected for it last year.

He has Multiple Sclerosis and was previously on DLA and ESA, "middle rate care" or something.
When they switched the system over to pip they made him go for an assessment, I gave him a lift to the appointment.

The assessment was done by an ATOS nurse and when we got the report back a few weeks later she had scored him 0 in literally every category, according to them he was perfectly fine.
This is a guy who struggles to get dressed and feed himself some days when his symptoms are bad.

He went to tribunal and they overturned the decision, awarded him middle rate in two categories or something? I don't know how it works.

He was proper bricking it for the few months he was without any benefits, had to borrow a lot of money.
His condition means he can't realistically have a job. He's generally a bit of a cripple and the painkillers he takes make him a bit slow mentally sometimes
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Not to mention there are days when he's almost completely incapacitated and he can't predict when they're going to happen.

Not to MENTION that because of the nature of MS, he's just going to get worse and worse over time until it eventually kills him.

Who would employ someone like that?

what did you think she was just going to wait around until you found out about her, now get out there and let her know you're ready you stud.

muh dik

Hey fellow americans. Diaspora here. I got BOTH medicaid and ombamacare and let me tell you something. This obama mufacka hooks me up with qualudes, cough syrup and krokodil to my hearts content. It's fucking awesome, for damn sure.
Only thing i miss is standing on the front porch yelling u.s.a. usa usa.

It's retarded and so unfair. Part of the problem is that significant numbers of people pretend to have medical conditions they don't have. Doctors often write them sick notes knowing they are not ill and then the DWP (who are retards) have to sort out that clusterfuck.

I wish I was entitled to some benefits, but I'm just a neet because of my own laziness and stupidity.

yeah the system is retarded and your claim is entirely dependant on how the nurse interprets your illness when you meet face to face.

I've got really quite good at sweet talking these people over the years, it's easy once you realise it's a thinly veiled points scoring exercise. I even admitted I don't take medication for my condition and was still awarded support level because I can claim to be suicidal and unable to function on my worst days.

people like me getting the money easily while people with genuine terminal problems struggle highlight how fucked up the welfare system is right now

>"do you have a boyfriend and if not would you date someone of another ethnicity?"
>I do, and if i didnt i would probably not date someone of a different ethnicity simply because i dont really know many people that arent white #icelandicproblemsbruv #whitepeople

It's a good answer, but it's not perfect

>perfection pending

you know I get a kaiser plan for $0 a year with free unlimited doctor visits, 0 copays, and free prescriptions including brand name drugs, right?

losing a leg soon, wont be able to work. looks bleak.

I want to fug OTONI

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Why you losting the leg? Diabetus?

she's a big girl

Nothing

My country has zero social benefits
You have like one month of unemployment checks (much less than minimum wage) then you are forced to do community service (much less than minimum wage) where they ship you off somewhere and have to collect garbage or do road construction
They also reduced all disability checks because "some gypsies might have cheated, so let's ban it for everybody"
It's hard to get one if you are a burn victim in a wheelchair, I doubt that aspergers is even recognized. Oh, and it's also less than minimum wage.

Really makes me wonder what am I paying 60% taxes for

4 muhdick

>2016
>Not just having a high deductible plan with an HSA.

Literally throwing money into the fire. My healthcare is almost free considering I get everything I contributed into my HSA back after tax season.

A psychologist offered to get me on the invalids benefit for fucking moderate depression. Which is our equivalent of what Chris-chan's "tugboat". Should have taken the offer.

The dole isn't bad, but the man's on your ass constantly.

>60% taxes
Is this real life? Seriously, you should be able to seek asylum for that shit.

I'm on medicaid during med school

I'll pay it back x10 with the interest on my $300,000 federal loans

I'm on the disability pension for anxiety and depression, probably going to try and get off it next year, being a NEET is extremely boring.

40-50% off your wages, then every product has an extra 25% VAT

We used to have a system called cafeteria, where your company good give bonuses tax free, but they put a 50% rate on that too

And everyone fucking loves it

I'm on medicaid but not foodstamps or assistance. I wish I could get benefits but they just laugh at me.

$40 A DAY BITCH FUCK YEAH C LINK
I EVEN HAVE AUS CITIZENSHIP NOW

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>Starting life with $300,000 debt

holy FUCKING shit

>And everyone fucking loves it
Jesus, what is there to love about high taxes if you recieve shit tier services? Where does all the government expenditure go to? I mean, do you guys have a lot of corruption or something?

I don't have any kids or a wife or anything like that, but as it stands I would rather go live innawoods or on the street than take welfare or neetbucks. I'm not a nigger or a drug addict and my pride wouldn't let me take free shit from the government to survive. Also I have a problem with being given shit in general. I just don't like it and feel the need to pay the person back.
>help someone fix a problem they were having at my tutor job
>been having a really shitty week and really stressed/anxious over end of the college quarter assignments and tests
>not much sleep either
>they want to repay me with some cookies
>try to politely turn it down
>"what, you don't like cookies? I'll get you something else."
>try again to politely deny the gift
>they just won't have it
>spaghetti drips out of my pocket for the first time in years
>a qt that always comes in the room to work was really close by
>unintentionally come off as rude in my attempts to tell this person not to make cookies on my account
I don't really even remember what all was said, only that it wasn't anything serious and I'm about 90% sure it ended with her saying she'll bring cookies in for me and the tutor lab
>feel like a dick
>going to apologize and try to save face tomorrow if she shows up at all

Imagine when we go to single payer/govt funded and doctors here start making what doctors in other first world countries make.

"No migrants"
"Socialists stole more"

Medicaid but I am legit disabled with organ threatening auto-immune disease.

That may change soon though as I am now trying to start my own business.

Thank you medicaid for not making me poor when I was a young man having my organs and body inflamed.

>legit disabled
every disability is legit

if you aren't working something is wrong with you, whatever that something is, it's a disability.

you mean T H I C C

I wonder who the AHA was designed to help ...

I also don't think there's anything wrong with medicaid, I think all Americans should be on medicaid in theory and have single-payer. This corporate insurance system sucks. It's so doctors can still profit off of circumcising your baby's dicks and they can make more insurance bucks and make drugs expensive and more profitable.