HAPPENING

RUSSIA PREPARING TO ATTACK UKRAINE

first this:
twitter.com/CustosDivini/status/803661104819761152
>#Russia warns #Kyiv that there will be a military response if #Ukraine carries out scheduled missile tests

then this:
twitter.com/Conflicts/status/803861597026447360
>UKRAINE: Defense Ministry says 55,000 Russian troops are massing near the Ukrainian border.

then this:
liveuamap.com/en/2016/30-november-russia-threatened-to-hit-ukrainian-launchers
>Russia threatened to hit Ukrainian launchers if they launch missiles in Black Sea

now this:
liveuamap.com/en/2016/30-november-ukrainian-army-is-not-going-to-cancel-missile
>Ukrainian army is not going to cancel missile launches in own airspace

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UPDATE:

tass.com/defense/915570

>Russian troops in Crimea on high alert following Kiev’s missile launch preparations

They won't do jack shit. Russia = keked

And also they couldn't afford the occupation costs. Donbass and Luhansk are already draining the coffers dry.

What they want is for j00kraine to not do those missile tests since they can disrupt aviation

How can you attack what doesn't exist?

>disrupt aviation

as if that were the only reason they dont want missile tests near their border.

This. Russia cannot afford any major expansion. They wdve already done it if they could.

inb4 putindrones flock in the dozens to defend this

>Russia invading any time now I promise!
We've heard this shit every month for a fucking year

If Russia gets into a legit war with either turkey or Ukraine, I want go over and serve Putin. It would be the most fun I've ever had

Actually more than a year, ever since Maiden

russia's got blue balls.

Sabre rattling

> russia occupying donbass and luhansk

That's a pretty shit meme for a Joni.

You're a cockhole, aren't you?

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Who cares?
I could give two shits if they start an open war for all Europe. It's the politicians who care not the people.

>Unironically trusting western propaganda

Nah, it never wanted to invade in the first place, it's just using shit in the East of Ukraine to keep it unstable and eventually get influence again. Russia isn't in a place politically, economically, militarily or socially for a war.

i had visions it would happen.

Lel

So are they gonna focus on Ukraine or Syria ( Turkey ) toppling Assad ?

I'll believe it when i see it.

>RUSSIA PREPARING TO ATTACK missiles that UKRAINE want to launch tommorow in Crimean air space

They could get in, fuck shit up and leave.
It's not on their best interest but get them mad enough and they will.

bad enaugh.

how do you explain the 55k troops?

Russia is not a country which can "get in, fuck shit up and leave". They'll get bogged down as they always do. Obviously they will win, but it just wont be worth it.

Nigga, Russia has like 20k in the Crimea alone I think. They've held exercises with more troops on Ukraine's border. They've been doing this shit for almost two years at this point

how do you explain the 6 gorillionz

They don't have the balls to be honest familia

Since when did Ukraine start to hate Russia?

WW3.

Since the CIA?

The bombing campaign in Syria was always more a PR-op more than real commitment for Russia. Take sending the Admiral Kuznetsov for example. Not a single plane has operated from it.

>55k troops
>near Ukrainian border

where exactly?

they should together attack roaches desu senpai. but this is serious and there will be habbening tomorrow for sure.

Or was it after Russia attacked Ukraine and annexed parts of it? Maybe killing and robbing from people is not how you make friends?

Yeah, because the CIA was what made the kike Soviet Bolsheviks kill five million Ukrainians, right?

Bullshit

And if it's not: PUTIN PLS STAHP WE DONT HAVE MONI

kike Soviet Bolsheviks is Russia?
Don't blame the Russian people- they are the same as the Ukrainian people. Blame the instigators.

>remember the five gorillions goyim

What do you need moni for?

I'm not Ukrainian nor Russian nor anyone that really cares. Also you realize posting porn here is against the rules, right?

Are you implying that it's so out of the realm of possibility that up to five million people starved to death over the course of a year due to collectivization? Are you some sort of commie or something? The same shit happened in China and every other communist country that collectivized their agriculture

Ukraine as it was pre-civil war borders was a meme as a unified country though.

>I'm not Ukrainian nor Russian nor anyone that really cares.
>Also you realize posting porn here is against the rules, right?

FBI?

buckwheat

>>thinking nudity=porn

Ukraine is bilingual.

No, I'm CIA

>softcore porn isn't porn

porn on Sup Forums is chan police business

>Soviets about to invade any minute now!
>Russians about to invade any minute now!

Mid 20th and early 21st century world history lesson in two sentences.

Just do it already.

gas yourself namefag redditor

maybe biden had promised poroshenko juicy loans in exchange for stirring some shit in the wake of u.s. elections. bullshit or not, that anti-air network on peninsula could use some live testing

Spasibo trump

Have inside info, tanks in 30 min

Putin impatient as fuck. He only has to wait another 2 months

Don't disrupt our aviation in your airspace, cuz if you do we'll fucking invade you. Makes no sense.

The CIA made up the story to help disseminate anti-Russian propaganda.

Since forever. They always used to hate Moscow people and blame them for everything.

There was absolutely no interest to join Russia in any part of Ukraine. Which is pretty telling, seeing how Ukraine has for a long time been poorer than neighboring western parts of Russia.

The sneaky invasion of Crimea after the ousting of Russian installed puppet has left behind a power vacuum and the subsequent Stalinesque display of an occupied area voting under the barrel of a gun.

For most Finns, Putin's regime has completely lost all legitimacy it once held. You're the outlier.

It's happening!

Lol yes it is. Russia of 2016 is a very different Russia to that of the 90's or even 2008.

Just send a battalion of chechens.

Just annex those cry babies already. I'm tired of this shit. And when you do it, comrades, please close the borders. I'm hearing those Ukrainians everywhere recently, in the subway, on the streets, in coffee shops. They are everywhere here in Poland.

Its not happening until the balls touch.

It may have something do due with the genocide they suffered under the USSR

We'll send our own Chechens. And battle Joos.

>be Ukraine
>get invaded by Russia
>get fucked over by US

I kinda feel bad for them

>And also they couldn't afford the occupation costs
C'mon Finlan Ukraine has been part of Russia off and on for a while now I doubt it will be an issue.

>Battalion of chechens.

Probably this.

RUSSIA WON'T DO SHIT HAHAHAHA!

Russian bitch chechens >>>> wild chechens >>>>>>>>>>>> Cyberhohols

prove me wrong
pro tip: you cant

You underestimate how many towns and villages Ukraine has.

Will Belarus assist Russia in annexing Ukraine?

how do you explain NATO that moblised 300k to the russian borders a few weeks ago?

Likely not, they're too poor.

>tfw no mummy to do coke with

>Russia is mad that Ukraine does what it wants in Ukraine

source?

Mommy don't doing drugs.

>ukraine

no such thing

Can we help?

That wouldn't have happened if America had a strong leader in office right now

Resistance would literally be futile because Nato will not back you just destabilize you more with covert units. I get that the Ukraine wants to be socially and economically where the Czech Republic is but it is not going to happen without a world war.

>UKRAINE

>>/x/

>Russian annexation of Ukraine confirmed.

>poland
into the > it goes as well

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Just like British national identity.

This. Russia already has Crimea, so there is nothing for them to gain, say by invading Donbass. They can troll Kiev with surprise deployments on the border forever if they wanted to. If Ukraine did manage to get the EU on board, it would take millions of deaths to pacify Russia. The whole thing is stupid.

Who is she?

Hohols really want Russia to attack them so they can blame all shit they done to Ukraine in past 3 years on evil russians

It's literally nothing.

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Ukraine is literally flatlands with lots and lots of towns scattered around. Russkies would need half of their army just to occupy it all.

yes. because civilians have never been adversely affected by warfare ever. so why should they care? they won't even notice the war. only the politicians will.

Natalia Poklonskaya

I like the new Brits tbqh. quite exotic for my petersburgian taste.

Ukraine is simply japing, no attack is planned, head of MFA stated it not that long ago.

Someone explain it to him.