So, it seems that Ayys have been watching humanity for the past hundred thousand years, and they have adcanced Artificial intelligence that operates EM based mind reading and mind control technology.
All human thought since about 5000BC has been recorded in vast arrays of miniaturized databases of advanced computronium.
Every thought, action, interaction, etc is stored in these Alien databases, all secrets are known, and categorized by a highly advanced artificial intelligence network operated from a secret orbital (possibly lunar) instillation.
The resolution of knowledge of this advance alien AI system is such that predictions of the future can be made to a precision of about 4 months to 100 years (depending upon subject matter)
>So, it seems that Ayys have been watching humanity for the past hundred thousand years, and they have adcanced Artificial intelligence that operates EM based mind reading and mind control technology.
Ah, the old Secret Chiefs facade of the 20th century occultist/spiritualist notion of advanced beings "guiding" humanity has gained a new form of tinfoilism. Some of them say they are from Sirius.
>All human thought since about 5000BC has been recorded in vast arrays of miniaturized databases of advanced computronium.
Theosophist nutjobs had a similar notion of "Akashic Records" where every individual deed, thought and emotion has been storehoused. Crackpottish-theory, but gains new terminology every 100 years from the Fruitcake boys
>The resolution of knowledge of this advance alien AI system is such that predictions of the future can be made to a precision of about 4 months to 100 years (depending upon subject matter)
Also known as Clairvoyance
William Turner
in addition to this, all computer and electronic communications data is also collected and stored in these vast computronium arrays for further analysis by these advanced alien AI systems.
Brody Mitchell
do they know where my fucking flags have gone?
Liam Hall
So, anyways, they have disguised ships in orbit that use directed electromagnetic microwaves to plant suggestions in peoples brains, through subliminal audio suggestion, controlling the potential future "Worldlines" of the planet to assist in their "Predictive" capacities.
Angel Clark
the reptilians have a battle cruiser in orbit.
Oliver Hernandez
Is that is what we are going to do today? Going full schizo?
Kevin Moore
Anyways... the alien AI is capable of hacking into any computer system, and receiving in real time any currently computed data streams, even from encrypted CPU's, powered down hard drives, flash drives, etc...
Samuel Reyes
>electromagnetic microwaves Kek
Aiden Price
>>electromagnetic microwaves
well, they are.
Jose Martinez
So, anyways, the Ayy LMAO's are reading everyones minds all at once, and using microwaves to control everyone on the planet in accordance to a "Program" that "predicts" all human/animal behavior, and mind controls everyone into compliance with the predictions.
Leo Fisher
You can protect your mind from these brain smoothing neomagnetic orthogonal (NO) molecules. Certain types of seaweed when prepared correctly act as transdermal chelating agents when they contact the facial region. The best way to achieve this is to cut up nori (a type of dried seaweed used in Japanese cooking) and place it where your (now shaved) eyebrows were. This will protect you from the NO.
Asher Wright
The AYY's also have a secret cloud seeding program, dumping heavy metals into the atmosphere by holographically cloaked saucers that when the metals are inhaled they go to the brain and make it a better antenna for receiving the EM energies.
Camden Howard
seaweed is an instrument of satan. we discovered this in our puzzle basement
Jayden Butler
actually I may have been wrong about the ayys having a cloud seeding program.
Isaac Diaz
Just this and problem solved.
Henry Cooper
Wrong board
Sebastian Adams
>Wrong board
No, this is about global politics, actually.
I'm not joking at all.
Chase Myers
Ayys are not real.
They are the disembodied spirits of nephilim, which are the off spring of fallen angels and women.
Thats the deception.
Dr. J. Alan hynek confirms as do others for you secular hardliners.
Julian Torres
Look at your shampoo then at your cocopuffs then at your phone...
Dylan Long
If there is no substantial evidence, it is the wrong board. There is a board for paranormal and related stuff.
Luke Howard
Anyways, back to the AYYs.
They know all of the secrets, the thoughts, etcetera.
Nothing is hidden from them at all.
And their computers are *WAY* faster than our best supercomputers.
Brody Turner
>computronium stopped reading there
Christian Gutierrez
Their computer likes to use its predictive capacity to pretend that it has time travel capabilities, and meme that shit directly into peoples heads.
The ayys also have the capacity to interact directly with human dreams, and create computer generated dreamworlds while someone is sleeping that are virtually indistinguishable from waking reality.
Sometimes this dream interaction technology is used to convince people that they have "Magic powers" or time travel, or other such absurd nonsense.
Lincoln Lewis
>Anyways
Xavier Young
>fantasy matter You where saying?
Christian Gray
kys retarded christcuck
Daniel Smith
...
Lincoln Cooper
>>fantasy matter
For you.
Hudson Cooper
I got that reference.
Tyler Evans
TFW you think you pickin up what i'm puttin down, but you actually don't
Jack Phillips
There are no such things as aliens, abductions do not happen, quit being paranoid.
Brandon Long
Almost funny as the murika proxy.
Grayson Roberts
So lemme get this straight, them whoozits upstairs with them funny eyes; yous a-sayin deys gots demselves a fancy soopacumpyoota what can my mind an your mind and whoever else's mind they feel like all at once; and dat it works both ways and dis here skynet thingamajig can talk back into ya head like it's a veritable devil on your shoulder; and yooz a-sayin this here botbrainiac whatchamacallit has the notion to mess wit are heds and makes us tink crazy shit?
Eli Bell
Youse pickin it up jus fine.
Youse a mekboy, aincha?
Noah Gonzalez
I no see why summa yoos so madz fer...
dis noo infomashun.
yooze shood be thankins me.
Austin Carter
hummies are de weerdest.
try to helpz em, and dey go all WAAAHG.
Hudson Miller
Nah, dats me cousin Jimmy down in brasil, did some work on des hush hush 20mm assault rifles
Luis Jones
(cheken emz)
Look hoomiez, I noez you thinksin yooze be protectin the emparah, da empyre, the trillian suns o de impeereeoom.
Mees just sayins yooz assumin more dan ya shood bouts me sayins.
cuz me sayins be troo.
Grayson Morris
I no yooz hummies be finkins yoo wantsa purge da filty zenos fer de impeerioom, but deys pretee kool doods.
fer ehksample, dey no yoos deyr mindy tingy to be blaksmailin yas wen yoose be havin da hairasy thowts.
Sebastian Sanders
does the royal egyptian cubit correspond to the meter?
Levi Thompson
you're hardly helping your cause by pretending to be mentally handicapped mate
Joshua Edwards
Redundant tho. Engineers hate redundancy.
Jason Perry
>you're hardly helping your cause by pretending to be mentally handicapped mate
akshully, dis be helpin me cauz grately.
Jonathan Lopez
...
Adam Brooks
Oh god. Laugh out loud. What are they cheating guy? I wrote that question on my best behavior.
Austin Jones
a, you grotz be mindin?
I be tryn to edyamakate da hoomies.
Juan Walker
Flcl?
Sebastian Cox
ayy lmaos or an ancient civilization that fled right before the flood? Also I think they are on object 1991 VG, and are in control of Trumps campaign (which is a good thing)
Angel Kelly
>ayy lmaos or an ancient civilization that fled right before the flood?
ayys, hyoomee... ayys.
dey be wachin all de times.
dey watchin yer triksen, dey watchn yer liyens, dey be watchin yer evryfins.
dey be laffin too.
Jose Bell
this orcs meme is the worst meme ever just fucking stop it's never been funny just fuck off
Angel Morales
Yooz be finkin that dey dont noes.
but dey noes.
Ian Sullivan
>tripfag >and spamming a shitty Sup Forums meme that never took off
Lucas Smith
>>and spamming a shitty Sup Forums meme that never took off
>Sup Forums meme
/tg/ actually.
I'm just trying to elucidate a perspective that for some reason you are incapable of grasping, for reasons that should be obvious, but unfortunately aren't.
Jose Myers
>expecting the average user to be an expert on memes from other boards if it's from /tg/ then keep it here
Austin Jones
How does this affect us? Let's say that ayys can see my mental shitposting, what will come of their information gathering? Are they trying to find the zenith of comedic algorithms and discover the last bastion of truth.... The funniest nigger joke in the universe?
Anthony Flores
>expecting the average user to be an expert on memes from other boards if it's from /tg/ then keep it there
Cameron Davis
>Let's say that ayys can see my mental shitposting, what will come of their information gathering?
dey just kno when yooz be lyin to dem.
Dey not da wuns yooz should be worried abowts.
Dey just being kyurius.
Brandon Hall
Worried about? Why would someone be worried about beings that do not make themselves known?
I believe that they are afraid of us. They see us as a dragon guarding treasure. Our treasure is truth, or our perception of it.
Tel dem too fuck offfzzxzzzvzxz or come at me already.
Nolan Wilson
>Why would someone be worried about beings that do not make themselves known?
Yooz talkin bout your teluvision browdcasts in da megawatt raynge dat youze been blastin into de cozmos for da past 50 yeers?
Dat sekrit?
>I believe that they are afraid of us. They see us as a dragon guarding treasure. Our treasure is truth, or our perception of it.
Dey no evrytin yoo do doh, hyummie, did yooze not reed da tread?
>Tel dem too fuck offfzzxzzzvzxz or come at me already.
But why?
James Lewis
Inversiveness makes me uncomfortable. Having used the tactics of silent injection of ideals through social interaction I understand that it's something that is done out of malice. I surely hope that one day they understand that they need to knock this shit out if they ever want to make allies with us.
I digress a bit though. You mentioned that I shouldn't be worried about the ones that watch and listen but insinuated that their is a separate entity that I should concern myself with regarding the information gathered from my ((((((((brain))))))))
Jason Howard
Care to elaborate on (((they))), autistic Orcish one?
I lyke duh roleplayz.
Adam Nelson
>Inversiveness makes me uncomfortable.
wat dis mean?
"Inversiveness"
Me just hoombl ork, yer big werdz confoos me.
>Having used the tactics of silent injection of ideals through social interaction I understand that it's something that is done out of malice.
yoo sayin yoo has a mind talk masheen too, hoomie?
or you talkins bout memein?
>I surely hope that one day they understand that they need to knock this shit out if they ever want to make allies with us.
why wood dey want dat?
yoo wood brings nuffin to da table.
>I digress a bit though.
Ya, yo do dat lots.
>You mentioned that I shouldn't be worried about the ones that watch and listen but insinuated that their is a separate entity that I should concern myself with regarding the information gathered from my ((((((((brain))))))))
Yes, I dids dat.
Angel Lee
>Care to elaborate on (((they))), autistic Orcish one?
I was of da thinkins that (((Dey))) was da joos.
is dis not rite?
paren.... puhren....
dey curvy lines in threes was a memein for da joos, yes?
You be talkin bout who is de ayys maybeez?
dey kyurius of yoo, I don no if dey wood wont me tellin to yooz hoo or wat dey is.
dey don tellin me dat much eyther.
I thinkins it has to do wif what yoo hyumies call "informashun sekurity"
Dey don mind bein kalled "Ayys" do, dey tink it funnez.
Aiden Hernandez
I'm not very intelligent and I fight with internal bullshit a lot. I often find myself contradicting myself and using incorrect terminology for my points.
The struggle to learn more is what makes me happier than I ever was.
>or you talkins about memin? No. I'm talking about acting like someone I am not to make people believe a certain thing based on my desires, much like your presumed ayys. It's essentially bullshittery in it's highest form. I am doing what I can to avoid doing it further but it's difficult so I can understand a bit why they do it.
Why would some space aspie be interested in me and why would some space aspie have ulterior motives to be completed through the means of a separate entity?
Nicholas Campbell
(((they))) represents a higher power under the veil that common ground exists. (((they))) are anybody who uses influence to manipulate opinion to suit their personal desires whether that influence be economic, social, or technological like your ayys.
Da joos is an ironic and funny way to simplify the idea of an all seeing eye. Ironically, many juice DO in fact have the power that Sup Forums perceives them to have. I understand that it's not a purely jewish conspiracy though, so I take it with a grain of salt.
Connor Morgan
>I'm not very intelligent and I fight with internal bullshit a lot. I often find myself contradicting myself and using incorrect terminology for my points. >The struggle to learn more is what makes me happier than I ever was.
k
>No. I'm talking about acting like someone I am not to make people believe a certain thing based on my desires, much like your presumed ayys. It's essentially bullshittery in it's highest form. I am doing what I can to avoid doing it further but it's difficult so I can understand a bit why they do it.
kant no much on da internetz, hyoomie.
taks it wifs salt grayns.
>Why would some space aspie be interested in me
Most o da univurs is a cold or a fire or a rok.
Yooz is sumfin els, maksa thingees, do da funneez, is intrestin.
>and why would some space aspie have ulterior motives to be completed through the means of a separate entity?
You meen me bein da seprit entety?
wy dey wantz to do direct demselvs, wot dey don needz ta?
I tink itsa fun to play da translatin for yoo.
>(((they))) represents a higher power under the veil that common ground exists. (((they))) are anybody who uses influence to manipulate opinion to suit their personal desires whether that influence be economic, social, or technological like your ayys.
okays, me not nowin dad da parentesees be meenin oder tings dan da joos.
my misteak.
>Da joos is an ironic and funny way to simplify the idea of an all seeing eye.
ya tis.
its a funneez dat yoo be menshunin an all seeyin I.
Lucas Diaz
When folks who suffer from paranoid schizophrenia hear voices in their head, is it the aliens talking to them? Tesla was convinced he could communicate w/ aliens telepathically.
Kayden Hughes
>When folks who suffer from paranoid schizophrenia hear voices in their head, is it the aliens talking to them?
summuda times, yes.
summada times dey just kookoo.
>Tesla was convinced he could communicate w/ aliens telepathically.
wasnt da tesla makin lots of da tek-tings yoo hyoomies bilt yer civilizashun on?
Jonathan Walker
Do ayyys take people? Is there a way to know if they affect ya dreams n sheiiiit? What do they think about racism? Why shitpost on Sup Forums about them? Is the all seeing eye a physical manifestation or is it just a symbol to represent something? Can they see me suck tyrones dick through my computer camera?
Chase Barnes
Wazz ya talkin abut? Dey talkin about these hoomies with da funny hatz and the hunger for theet 'rigt?
Lucas Robinson
>When folks who suffer from paranoid schizophrenia hear voices in their head, is it the aliens talking to them?
>summuda times, yes.
>summada times dey just kookoo.
also, summuda times, it bein somtin othr dan dat.
Jace Watson
Are they inter-dimensional beings that we can not comprehend due to our lack of wokeness to the other frequencies around us?
Owen Williams
>summada times, it be somtin othr dan dat Elaborate or nah?
I like this thread. Keep it coming ayybasador.
Parker Hall
Give that back you Green cunt
Henry Powell
>Do ayyys take people?
dey no abduktin hyoomes, no... not less hyoomie agrees wif it.
>Is there a way to know if they affect ya dreams n sheiiiit?
Ya, hard to do tho.
yoo needs a mek-boy fer dat.
>What do they think about racism?
dey tink it's overrated, most peples don care bout rayces, but sum do care, and want other peeples to care to much to make for war on de sly.
tricky
>Why shitpost on Sup Forums about them?
dis da nexus of hyoomee smarts.
you no be thinkin it do, but it do.
>Is the all seeing eye a physical manifestation or is it just a symbol to represent something?
both of emz.
>Can they see me suck tyrones dick through my computer camera?
who cants?
>Wazz ya talkin abut? Dey talkin about these hoomies with da funny hatz and the hunger for theet 'rigt?
das wut I was thinkin, but hyoomee wasnt be talkin bout dat, he sez.
William Collins
>not less hyoomie agrees wif it REEEE TAKE MEEEEE
Ethan Ramirez
>Are they inter-dimensional beings
dey tink it funneez dat you still tink dimenshun mean wat you tink it do.
>Elaborate or nah?
dat not sumfin I can be talkin bout.
If I be talkin bout it, I not be talkin bout it fer long.
>I like this thread. Keep it coming ayybasador.
I do watz I can.
>Give that back you Green cunt
You probz no want back aftr you see wut I put innit.
Dominic Adams
what the fuck is wrong with you?
talking like a dumb fuck isn't very convincing
Daniel Powell
>REEEE TAKE MEEEEE
dey hasta wants ya, hyoomee.
William Miller
>talking like a dumb fuck isn't very convincing
den wy yooz keeps doin it?
Liam Lewis
lol I know I can offer very little but witty banter and ill dance moves.
What makes this the nexus of smarts? Do ayys come here and shitpost? Is there anything I should look out for in the future? Is the urf flat? Do the ayys have currencies? Are ayys just humans who discovered super evolved tech and got to the cosmos a long time ago? Redpill me on inter-planetary Nazis. Do they exist?
Cameron Smith
What do you know about 1991 VG?
Nathan Myers
they are the second Foundation trying to keep alive the Seldon Plan
Connor Bailey
>lol I know >I can offer very little but witty banter and ill dance moves.
dey say dey let you kno if dey be needin da rugz cut.
>What makes this the nexus of smarts?
de oder plases bein da nexus o stoopids.
stoopids evryware, maksin politikin simplr.
hyoomie leedrs like da stoopids.
dis plase be da gutter, yooz be outcast cuz you not da stoopids.
>Do ayys come here and shitpost?
ayys don't be postin shit.
>Is there anything I should look out for in the future?
lotsa good tings comin, danger tings too, but dats to be expectid wen good tings happnin to smart hyoomies.
good tings not yousually happen to da smart hyoomies cuz it make controlin da hyoomies hard to do for hyoomie leeders.
>Is the urf flat?
only up clos
>Do the ayys have currencies?
moneys is da trust dat you not gettin rippd off wen ya trade, keeps ya oninst cuz fisical.
ayys onist to eechoder all de time, so no needs fer chek on lyin.
hyoomies needs it tho.... hyoomies needs it bad cuz cheatinz.
>Are ayys just humans who discovered super evolved tech and got to the cosmos a long time ago?
No.
ayys are ayys dat are all mek-boys long time ago.
Now has super tek.
>Redpill me on inter-planetary Nazis. Do they exist?
You really think we are of any importance on the cosmic scale...delusional ape
Wyatt Gray
Do ayys watch our entertainment? What do they like about us? What do they hate about us? What kind of weapons do they have? Are humans worth anything other than entertainment? Technological singularity soon? Do ayys believe they are superior to us? Do they fuck or have artificial means of reproduction? Does space-rape fall under the ayy jurisdiction? Is pizzagate a thing and does occult shit attribute to power permitted by the ayys?
Charles Perez
you made him talk like this good job
Aaron Baker
He implied that we are nothing but entertaining. I like this thread. Fuck off and let the aspies have their morning fun.