Britbongs are fucked:
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>Spanking
>Caning
>Aggressive whipping
>Penetration by any object "associated with violence"
>Physical or verbal abuse (regardless if consensual)
>Urolagnia (known as "water sports")
>Role-playing as non-adults
>Physical restraint
>Humiliation
>Female ejaculation Strangulation
>Face sitting
>Fisting
Brexit wasn't enough.
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Fucking cucks
>Female ejaculation
>Face sitting
why?
>oh no my porno is going away now I have to go outside or draw my own animes to masturbate too.
Good thing I don't live in the U.K. though.
t. guy with a spanking and BDSM fetish
>archive.is
Only enforceable for websites hosting content off UK infrastructure, which is basically no one because there's almost no major data centers in the UK.
Any dipshit who follows Anitwitter and the Boorus will not be disturbed by this.
They can't just block social media without riling up the normies.
because it's degenerate.
It's not illegal, it just can't be produced in the UK, you can watch it and own it and import it from elsewhere, the only people this hurts is British porn producers.
>>>Penetration by any object "associated with violence"
At least blacked is banned
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ayyyy lmao
This, so much!
>businesses begin to leave the UK in large swathes because of theresa may's authoritarianism
>2020 general election debate
>"What has improved since 2016, Mrs May?"
>"M-m-muh security"
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I have no fucking clue
this jails the britbong.
I guess I'll have to delete my folder of lewd spoons
why is britain so cucked again?
can i save this picture?
Not my perspective but:
Female ejaculation is likely believed to just be watersports or urination.
Many still believe female orgasms cannot be a thing. I wouldn't know.
Parliament is full of Trannies.
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Sure no problem
>Ms. Warspite is illegal in the UK
I may be a swecuck but atleast I still have my porn
You know restrictions apply only to whites, right? You wouldn't want to be racist now, do you? (I'm waiting for the Rotherham LIVE)
>Role-playing as non-adults
What if they role-play an anime character who is a 30 year old in a 15 year old's body?
>live in uk
>illegal porn thumbnail loads on browser
>commit suicide to avoid eventual arrest
>fill your country with muslims
>be surprised with muslim-tier thought police
I was not supposed to fap today dammit
nofap is a jewish lie anyway. don't fall for it.
Why is it always the Anglosphere with these cucked laws? Australia and Canada are just as bad. Is it like that anywhere else?
lmao you could make a case and argue this in court
>cucked law
Tell me one positive society sees from porn.
>now I have to go outside or draw my own animes to masturbate too.
Actually that would be considered creation of illicit material
Drawn or otherwise constructed pornography is treated as actual pornography in the UK
You can and will be arrested for possessing loli hentai under child pornography laws
Because they consider female ejaculation a male fantasy that humiliates the woman as a sex object.
Because they consider face sitting a dangerous praxis (asphyxiation).
Less sex crimes for one.
Shit, mayne :-D I can imagine some uptight looking, stiff government research group drinking tea and watching pr0n trying to hide their arousal and deciding what makes them wetter/harder and banning those, so they can derive even more pleasure from watching it after they're banned
UK, home of spanking porn...
The legacy has to live on elsewhere.
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>Aggressive whipping
So regular whipping is ok?
This also jails the Britbong.
I'm disappointed in you, dad. Really disappointed. Your country somehow became even more fucking worthless.
And you can talk shit about the US all you want, we're not perfect either, but you got some massive fucking problems and you need a fucking revolt right now.
Come on britbongs, I had such high fucking hopes after Brexit.
It's just disgusting that your government is regulating peoples thoughts/desires/what they watch in their own homes.
This is honestly no surprise, I was wondering when it would happen. People harp on us about "muh freedums" but with freedom comes choice. More and more of those choices will be taken away as the government continues to expand its power. I'd be lying if I said it wasn't happening over here as well, government expansion of power is like a tide that never washes back out, only continues to come in.
I dont have to. I dont have to justify literally anything I want to do if it doesnt affect you.
I could spend all day barking like a fucking dog, shitting on my couch, and picking daisies and eating them - and it should all be legal, because why do you give a flying fuck how I spend my time?
Are we going to illegalize anything non-beneficial? Are the only things allowed things you deem important?
I cannot believe you are not angry as fuck the government believes it has ANY right to regulate what you, a supposedly free man, can and cannot do inside of his own home, It hurts no one else if you want to watch fucking face-sitting.
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Good job i got a VPN then isn't it?
>TFW if dosen't work on Sup Forums though
It means your VPN is shit.
there are still open VPNs out there you just have to find them or you could just buy a pass with bitcoins.
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Fucking kek
This is why I'm just planning to buy a VPS and install openVPN on it, most VPN's have shared IP's all of which are banned on sites like this.
Wait, but they can still have 2D right?
Do you feel that allowing the government to have power over these innocuous activities is an overall net benefit to you in the future just because you don't like porn? How do you not see the issue with giving the government so much power over you? Have the radio waves from the chip in your licensed tv finally gotten to you?
>well I'm okay with giving the government this power because I think they're gonna use it right in this instance
>I'm sure they won't misuse it later
>and if they do I'm sure they'll realize it and give that power back without a giant struggle
R A R E
and no
so basically they're retarded, and retarded people are passing laws.
he was caught taking pictures of actual kids though
noone has been charged for hentai alone
Probably yes, but I'm not familiar with Sharia law.
>and no
But it doesn't include depictions though. And what happened to "Ceci n'est pas une pipe"?
Women do not deserve pleasure
GROSS, FUCKING KYS KIKE.
Israeli shit bag
>tfw they ban all 3d porn but they keep the more degenerate 2d tentacle shit
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>no more british housewife downblouse
feelsbadman, i love how degenerate and horny UK women are.
Apex kek
but think of the children
weebshits on suicide watch
also hide british posters
Need more of this.
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>>Female ejaculation Strangulation
As long as it's okay to strangle men, RIGHT GUYS?
>This message brought to you by Feminists-4-Equality
Women primeminster. Thatcher was the same, but no internet as such then. It was Mary Whitehouse. The torys always try this ban sex thing, then fall flat on their arse with it. Look what happened to Victorian values John Major.
SAVED ALL THESE PICS
WORTH THE JAIL TIME LADS
"and also force consumers to request access to porn by signing up to an age verification programme."
Isn't this part being overlooked?
>Hello, yes I'd like to verify my good boy points please.
Implying 1984 thought crime isn't being implemented in Bongland
>user! Can you explain "Vore" or this "NTR" fetish to the Jury?
>Who is this "Karen"? We have found 2679 images of her on your hard disk
>GAY PORN NOT ON THAT LIST
SAVE ME
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Any more like this?
Everyone treating it like we're suddenly going to get nicked by Mummay for having naughty images on our hard drives need to realise this.
Although once they start checking, they're not going to accept your defence that "She's actually a vampire and hundreds of years old."
Who gives a shit. You have to call up to get internet installed, and tell them you don't want age restriction anyway. If you're not underage it's not a problem.
>Female ejaculation
>Face sitting
What the fuck? This is vanilla as fuck.
10/10
Why not
>Anime
Cheese is still legal right? Based Britbongs
>Sup Forums is supposedly right wing
>a country enacts a right wing policy
>omg what a bunch of cucks
What the fuck are you fuckers on?
75% of this list is normalfag porn
jesus
sorry m8 but those are supposed to be two different bullet points
Thank god that futa orgy with triple penis penetration of sonic character covered in shit is still legal.
But I think they had real-action porn in mind.
Eh some of it is silly though. That said most people here are fat neckbeard porn addicts anyway.
Based.
Hopefully the country becomes less cucked because of HIGH TEST no fap
pol hating porn is a meme.
it mostly comes from christ cucks.
I could give less of a shit about 3d porn, but the real question is:
Does this apply to anime porn? I´m pretty sure some britbong weeaboo would kill himself if he couldn´t fap to Fatalpulse anymore
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It forbidden to be right wing and have female ejaculation fetish?
I think not.
This is feminist SJW virtue signalling, not how the UK is going to be run after December. If Trump makes it into the Presidency without being shot or crashed or poisoned, the EU is over and this totalitarian horseshit will melt away.
Censorship isn't a good idea, everything about the last century tells us this. Only oppressive autocrats and plutarchs are pushing for it, and people are beginning to realize this.
see
If you are right wing you should be against any form of degeneracy, including pornography.
The fuck are you even here for?
this
porn is for cucks who like to watch women get fucked
I would not gloat too much. Coming to a country near you. You are already seeing it with the talk of how "fake" news sites need to be stopped. Trumps win showed western governments the power of a free Internet and how they can no longer control the narrative and outcomes. And they don't like it. Porn is just a convenient road to use. With talk of Germany also wanting to clamp down you watch this spread.
People being susceptible to addiction is too widespread in our society. Banning porn won't change that but at least people are beginning to understand the detrimental effects of porn.