What will Jeb!'s role be in the Trump administration?

What will Jeb!'s role be in the Trump administration?

Ambassador to Mexico

He would unironically be a good choice for Ambassador to Mexico.

Checking both of us

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Secretary of goblin gobblin

Uh... n-nice gauc.

Chief Guac Maker

Puppetmaster.

>I'm agreeing with a position in the administration for Yeb to take
wtf

Secretary of Energy

Ambassador to Mexico

Guac Bowl Czar

Too low

>Not understanding my joke

President

...

Head of the Energy Commission

Secretary of cute!

CUTE!

It is confirmed Jeb has no friends, so they have to make him an office in the basement and make him chief organiser of Trump hedonistic parties with beauty queen so even the dead rappers would roll in their graves, as an administative kick, make him chief stationary strategist who order all the stationary for the administration

event planner

Ambassador to guacamala

>in Trump's administration

The electoral college hasn't voted yet Donald. Slow and steady Donald.

>not chairman

You blew it

Tsar of avocado

Department of Energy

also checked

Whitehouse chef

Definitely one of the Environment Departments, that way he can work on saving the turtles.

>Day the electoral college votes
>A republican member of the electoral college hates Trump, votes for Jeb as a protest vote/joke
>Little does he know that 40 other republicans have thought the same thing
>No candidate has 270 votes now, with Jeb in 3rd place with around 40
>Votes goes to House of Reps.
>Establishment republicans take this chance
>mfw Jeb will be 45th President of the United States

Slow and steady, Donald. Slow and steady.

Chief Cuckshed Attendant

Ambassador of guacamole

President

White house jester
It's a new position just for Jeb!

Fluffer

Minister of agriculture

He will be responsible for guac farming & mexican hobgoblins

...

Can we not meme Jeb? The last thing we need is to accidentally meme another Bush in control of the whitehouse. At least wait until his father dies.

What joke? I'm not kidding.

White house chef

Something something guacamole

Supreme Czar of Guacamole.

December 19th, 2016, Joint Session of the Electoral College

EC1: Well this should be easy, Donald J. Trump is pres...
EC2: Hold on a minute! Before we vote I want to tell you a story about a boy. This boy had a dream, he worked all his life to make that dream come true and he came close. He came so close to make his dream come true.
But a bully called him names and took the dream away.
That boy's name was Jeb and his dream was to be President of the United States.
Are we going to stand with the bully? Are we going to take that boy's dream away?

The members of the Electoral College stand up and applaud, tears in their eyes. Jeb Bush is elected president Unanimously by Acclamation.
December 19th is declared National Guacamole Day.

dog catcher