>I just wanna bang a whore with my buddy, we search for two whores that will fuck
>after many bottles of soju we find 2 sweet lookin' whores willing to fuck us together
>as my sweet young Korean whore sux my dic...I begin to fart(from all the rice whiskey in my intestines)...every fart in her face makes me laff harder...thus producing more farts in her face...as she giggles and inhales my ass aroma...I realise I may never stop farting...mfw I couldn't stop farting in a Korean whores face and gave her $20 for the effort(my buddy finished even though my ass odor hung in the air)...
Ryder Hernandez
Cool story, Senpai.
Jose Flores
10/10 STORY OLDFAG
Matthew Lopez
keep drinking user
Matthew Brown
DIE SCUM DIE
Ryder Jenkins
>I realise I may never stop farting kek. Go home user, you're drunk
Oliver Diaz
only true...was in Osan...or Pusan...
at that time...on Osan Air Force Base...was a massage parlor that handed out happy endings for $20...on an American Base ..USA USA USA
Adrian Jones
>phillipines 88 >go to a bar to play "smiles" >four guys sit at a high table with a case of beer >two hookers crawl under table and start sucking >anyone that smiles has to drink >got drunk as fuck and busted loads for hours
Asher Sanders
alpha as fuck lol
Michael Edwards
"true" stories from American soldiers serving over seas would horrify Americans
Carson Evans
I have many more...
Owen Mitchell
>Nam in 74 >Get together with some buddies to play a game >Rules are keep smoking until we pass out >If someone says "dude" he needs to give the others a handjob >Cock is like a bloody meat banana by the time I lose consciousness >Can't piss straight for a month
Anthony Gonzalez
>1987 >was old enough to go to bars Good Lord, you must in your 50's now.
Jackson Hughes
Living the dream!
Tyler Torres
>bloody meat banana fucking dying that deserved that last 3
Mason Wood
>Germany 1914 >bored in the trenches >get horny >grab a rat and start to fuck it >cum inside >2 months later trench is infested with man-rats >mfw
Daniel Bailey
Must find a country still shitty/based enough to permit that
Jason Mitchell
^must realise identification @ bars was not terribly important...and the whores had a nice little hut with a heated bed(Korean winter is cold)
had to remove foot-wear to be respectable to the whores...
all Korean whores have breath that smells like sour milk(from the steady diet of kim-chi)
Parker Robinson
>Georgia 1864 >Burning shit down will Billy Sherman >Find a bunch of slave women hiding in the barn >my whole company rapes them silly >nail the barn doors shut on the slaves and torch the barn
Nathaniel Perez
fucking scum fuck. gtfo old man
Robert Anderson
>Atlanta, November of 1864 >helped burn down an entire city >watched the negroes rape the white wimmins >like a good cuck, I prepped every bull in sight >negroes only let me watch >this is what being a winner feels like >dust off my Union blues >back to burning down white cities
Nathaniel Martinez
>be a pathetic fuck born after beating children wasn't popular >disrespect my elders >think i'm really smart >sometimes push my iphone7 gently into my anus for pleasure...
Landon Campbell
>all Korean whores have breath that smells like sour milk(from the steady diet of kim-chi) That's better than the typical whore breath from a steady diet of cocksucking