Be an American in 1987 korea

>be an American in 1987 korea...

>I just wanna bang a whore with my buddy, we search for two whores that will fuck

>after many bottles of soju we find 2 sweet lookin' whores willing to fuck us together

>as my sweet young Korean whore sux my dic...I begin to fart(from all the rice whiskey in my intestines)...every fart in her face makes me laff harder...thus producing more farts in her face...as she giggles and inhales my ass aroma...I realise I may never stop farting...mfw I couldn't stop farting in a Korean whores face and gave her $20 for the effort(my buddy finished even though my ass odor hung in the air)...

Cool story, Senpai.

10/10 STORY OLDFAG

keep drinking user

DIE SCUM DIE

>I realise I may never stop farting
kek.
Go home user, you're drunk

only true...was in Osan...or Pusan...

at that time...on Osan Air Force Base...was a massage parlor that handed out happy endings for $20...on an American Base ..USA USA USA

>phillipines 88
>go to a bar to play "smiles"
>four guys sit at a high table with a case of beer
>two hookers crawl under table and start sucking
>anyone that smiles has to drink
>got drunk as fuck and busted loads for hours

alpha as fuck lol

"true" stories from American soldiers serving over seas would horrify Americans

I have many more...

>Nam in 74
>Get together with some buddies to play a game
>Rules are keep smoking until we pass out
>If someone says "dude" he needs to give the others a handjob
>Cock is like a bloody meat banana by the time I lose consciousness
>Can't piss straight for a month

>1987
>was old enough to go to bars
Good Lord, you must in your 50's now.

Living the dream!

>bloody meat banana
fucking dying
that deserved that last 3

>Germany 1914
>bored in the trenches
>get horny
>grab a rat and start to fuck it
>cum inside
>2 months later trench is infested with man-rats
>mfw

Must find a country still shitty/based enough to permit that

^must realise identification @ bars was not terribly important...and the whores had a nice little hut with a heated bed(Korean winter is cold)

had to remove foot-wear to be respectable to the whores...

all Korean whores have breath that smells like sour milk(from the steady diet of kim-chi)

>Georgia 1864
>Burning shit down will Billy Sherman
>Find a bunch of slave women hiding in the barn
>my whole company rapes them silly
>nail the barn doors shut on the slaves and torch the barn

fucking scum fuck. gtfo old man

>Atlanta, November of 1864
>helped burn down an entire city
>watched the negroes rape the white wimmins
>like a good cuck, I prepped every bull in sight
>negroes only let me watch
>this is what being a winner feels like
>dust off my Union blues
>back to burning down white cities

>be a pathetic fuck born after beating children wasn't popular
>disrespect my elders
>think i'm really smart
>sometimes push my iphone7 gently into my anus for pleasure...

>all Korean whores have breath that smells like sour milk(from the steady diet of kim-chi)
That's better than the typical whore breath from a steady diet of cocksucking

^mutually benefit from people being stupid^

^ironically dock penis's

I agree...

>knowing how to greentext

^has never even seen a vagina^

prefers to brutalize whores(typical german)