>tfw I found out my gf has a penis
I found this out yesterday at her place, so I just made up an excuse to leave and go back home.
what do?
>tfw I found out my gf has a penis
I found this out yesterday at her place, so I just made up an excuse to leave and go back home.
what do?
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First off you could stop trying to be offended by her perfectly natural feminine penis and actually help her overcome her sexual oppression by sucking it you disgusting islamaphobic bigot
Just fuck her shit hole man
>gf
Sorry son, you have a boyfriend
Dump her?
Is she hot? If she is, then fuck her.
>her
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What is this? A crusade for ants?
op is literally a faggot
This. make her lick the shit from your dick.
LICK IT CLEAN
how? I don't like dudes, I only like feminine chicks
Norton would suck his big meaty cock.
Welcome to the good life senpai
Tsss FAWWWWK YEAH
>gf
>implying your gf is a chick
If she (male) looks passable then I don't see the problem famalam.
Let her fuck you
ARNHEM?
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(for research purposes of course)
Call her out on it. Butch should not have hidden the truth and should have been up front about it. It's lying, plain and simple. Tell her you have no interest in liers.
wat? are you asking where I live or what?
what do you mean passable? she just looks like an attractive dutch girl
passable as in looking like a grill
You see friend this is where you keep repeating the same mistake
>she
>girl
Don't tell me you're one of those liberal retards who think penis doesn't mean what gender you are.
>all the morons in this thread using feminine pronouns
Its a "him" you faggots
God,when did /lgbt/ invade Sup Forums?
is that just a random guess or are shemales common there?
(You)
>wat? are you asking where I live or what?
fuck off newfag
germany why...
what kind of question is that?
>does your GIRLfriend look like a GIRL
duh
what?
go insult someone else's gf, you gypsy cunt
Gefeliciteerd, je bent een flikker.
Time to suck "her" feminine benis :DDD
Tell him he shouldnt have concealed the truth and do an aids just in case
why do you want to know?
Dump him, unless you're gay, then you can keep him, but you should still have a serious discussion about why he was lying to you about his penis.
ITT: retards don't know that homosexuality is between two men, and not a man and a woman
Fight him.
>I found out my gf has a penis
>made up an excuse to leave
why in the fuck would you need an excuse
you have a valid reason
she has a fucking penis
man up and suck your girlfriends cock
hownew.ru
>Her place
>Her
Whether or not you think it's a she or a he or whatever isn't as much of an issue as the fact that they didn't fucking tell you either immediately or within a short timeframe means they're a fucked up person and you should just dump them for that.
Dick's pretty good tho, try it sometime
Don't talk shit about gypsy at least he's not a fucking faggot like (you)
suck it and let her pound your boi pussy obviously
>arnhem, 85 years ago
>brits drop into a trap, get fucked hard
>present day
>dutchman walks into a different trap
>gets the shit fucked out of him
I guess history really does repeat itself
How feminine does it look?
Post pics faggot
It's not gay you shit Lord
how is emu dick?
Yeah man
OP here. she just came by and we talked. She told me some stuff, and it turns out it's normal and many girls actually have a penis.
It's pretty cute and tasty 2bh.
If it's not socially acceptable to beat the shit out of fags who tried to deceive you into thinking they were girls, you live in a pretty much non-country.
>it isn't gay to ignore anatomy altogether and 'pretend'
yes, yes it is.
the denial ITT is killing me
Glad that got sorted out
Congrats on your trap gf, go take pics of that feminine penis and make Sup Forums jealous
>She told me some stuff, and it turns out it's normal and many girls are actually boys.
Doublethink at its finest.
tss cocksucka
...
Sucking a tranny's cock is probably more straight than vagina.
so she's a hermaphrodite is what you're saying.
otherwise, "she" is a man, and that's that.
if you're ok with fucking her, you're gay, or bi, and that's that.
honestly this LARP is terrible, but keep lying to yourself if that makes you feel better
post pics plox no cock just her face and bod
are you so fucking autistic that you can't just have fun without having an autistic fit? toppest of keks.
hahahaha
just go on Sup Forums
0/10
yep.
you mean your boyfriend has a penis
congratulations you're now officially gay
The psychology of sucking a girl's cock is pretty fucking straight though m8.
You're so redblooded and masculine that it's easier for you to associate sexuality with cocks because you have one than vagina, so you are find girl penises arousing.
Also we know it's not gay, because fags don't like trannies.
But we also know it's not straight for women, but lesbians fuck trannies,
Not liking feminine penis makes you gay.
we /polgbt/ now
Gonna need pics before I can answer
Have THAT PERSON suck you off while you pretend THAT PERSON is a real female person.
Lmao
Well memed, Nigel!
Please tell me that's a real woman, r-right?
...
nope
>she just looks like an attractive dutch girl
*he
Fuck him in the ass and post video.
>German loves shit
Pottery
nope, thats blaire white shes based
10/10 would succ
Tell him to never talk to you again.
what about my wife's son? should I tell her she's not to talk to him either?
Tss maybe shes selling hot dogs or somethin .
Fuckin peckah
ITT a fucking stupid OP who thinks guys can't look like girls.
Btw you got btfo by a trap you idiot.
>Girlfriend
>Has a penis
Pick one, but if he is feminine and the penis is quite aesthetically pleasing, maybe quite small, then I personally would stay with him, that kind of degeneracy turns me on, as much as I know that it shouldn't.
HOMERUN CHIPPAH
>cancuck falls for obvious bait
wew
>I found out my gf has a penis
>gf has a penis
>gf
>penis
He is not a girlfriend. At least be honest with yourself: he is your boyfriend. You must have known on some level.
What in the actual fuck is happening to our culture? The cancer is spreading everywhere.
FAWKIN HOME RUN
dvv dvv dvv dvv
AERDENHOUT?
can't believe my grandpa survived that shit
and i now survived the great meme war
70 years and nothing changes
If you're fine with admitting that you are gay, and that your lifemate is a man, then that's fine. Go nuts. Just don't throw it in everyone's face, and no one else will care.
If you're going to be one of those SJW's that insists you're straight while moaning from a cock in your ass, and think it's normal for a woman to have a penis, while insisting everyone respect your boyfriend's pronouns and shit, please kill yourself.
What the fuck when did logic go extinct????
>tfw to intelligent too fall for homophobia