Americans speak better English than Brits...

Americans speak better English than Brits. We changed up some words to OUR liking and we speak with a clear accent unlike those limey pricks with bad teeth.

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kys ugly americuck

Hi Onision

>OUR
don't you mean OR?

you call scones biscuits you silly dickhead they are fucking cakes

>projecting this hard
Do you have trouble with latinate words, Bongcuck? Or, as you call it them
"Dem bloomin' bigspeaks?"

Island niggers, please off yourselves

You call "fries" chips, "chips" crisps and "cookies" biscuits
Fuck your faggot talk

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be quiet colonial

You faggot

Oooohhhh ouch. OP hit a nerve. Kek.

Britain > America

Thanks for reporting in, American Air Strip 3
not watching yout wife get fucked by blacks> being a swede

Good for you.

whatever you say mate! fuck off harder than we told obama!

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>implying both countries dont have regional dialects.
>implying there arent mongoloids in both countries who are incomprehensible.

Just as there is urban scum in the UK which speaks something closer to hungarian than english there are degenerates in america who cant speak coherently.

Though, you americans really need to make up with u and stop your affair with z (thats, zed).

>English Empire
>Literally WE WUZ of Europe

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>We changed up some words to OUR liking
I always got the feeling they changed and we didn't.

but we actually were

Why can't we all just get along?

You tried that expand empire shit in America and we said Fuck You. Now you are our lapdog. How sad could something like that possibly be?

Given that without France's involvement it would have been a British victory I don't quite understand why its attributed as a purely American success.

you imply we invaded america and you fought us off. This really wasnt the case. You americans like to forget we were fighting a war against a much more pertinent threat, that is, france (and spain).

American independence was likely an inevitability but you burgers ought to give the french, spanish and dutch some credit because, well, they won the war for you.