REMINDER AMERIKEKS ARE NOT PEOLE AND ENGLISH ARE SUPERIOR IN EVERY WAY

REMINDER AMERIKEKS ARE NOT PEOLE AND ENGLISH ARE SUPERIOR IN EVERY WAY

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American's are Anglo/Aryan hybrids. Mostly English and Germans... It's like they got the worst of both

The British desire to laugh at themselves, but the German inability to understand jokes?

This makes a lot of sense...

Fuck off
Fuck off
Fuck off

this

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Yeah see here's what happened. Everyone with a brain on your shitty little island left, between 3 and 400 years ago, and moved here. It's taken the sad sacks that we left behind most of that time to realize that they're retarded and start importing pakis to do all the work since the locals are no longer capable of it.

I know why you hate us user. It's ok. Just let go, ben dover, and give it all up to the Pakis, they'll save you.

>Wake up at 7 bong in the morn
>Take a lookyglance outways
>Positively grey and wet like any beautiful day
>Eat my breakfast of seared grickleknob and Prince Harry on White before heading out
>On the way to work come across some impoverished afrikamen
>They demand my wallet at spoonpoint
>Gladly hand it over to the nice gents, and give em an ol' London Lollipop for good measure
>Wipe my mouth off, wish them good day and head off to work at immigration service
>Approve 36000 Pakistani families, under quota today
>Head home
>Blue Caps come me way
>"Oy mate! You're under arrest in the name of the Queen!"
>Ask wot for
>Being within 50 metres of a deadly spoon, not giving the African me wallet fast enough, and not approving enough Pakistani families
>Fair enough, take the fine and head home
>Step inside and me mum yells
>"OY MUGGSY WHERE THA FUCK YOU BEEN"
>"Blimey mum, British things wotcha think I been doin'?"
>Head to room for an ol Liverpoole Handshake
>Turn on Wundahbahbox, go onto British Porn dot com
>Give the state a call for wank approval
>Purchase porn license for fitty pounds
>Whip out me Knickerstick
>Arrested for not watching interracial cuckold porn
>Won't lie, slight of a shit day
>God Bless the Queen

blow it out your ass

Abdul fuck off, the yanks are our allies and I intend for it to stay that way.

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Not the best brit green text I have seen but knickerstick made me laugh

don't be mad your country is over run with Muslims. Canada you're next.

Dad, we miss you. Toss Abdul out on his ass, and come back to us..

whoa

Liverpool handshake
London lollipop
My sides

Atleast i have freedom anglicuck

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He's right though.

>bigger dicks.
>more masculine men
>more intelligent
>actual culture
>more /fit/
>good tea
>highest sperm quality in all of europe

and better lovers and stuff desu as a femboi who has been to the UK. So yeah literally better in almost every way.

How can american boys even compete?

If we suck so much, why is your mouth constantly around our dick?

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Is this that British """banter""" that I've heard so much about?
youtube.com/watch?v=HXt_kcmI2oA

very nice user

>"The don will save us I s-swear"

kek be praised

It's just not as funny as the original
Surely you have something that isn't forced

wow you absolutely btfo'd them
gg no re
absolutely won that argument
so intelligent

Nice thread you have here. Be a shame if someone thought it was libelous.

Could be worse. We could be Turkey.

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>This is coming from a roach

You're able to make these posts because of an American.

You should be thanking us you fuck toothed shit face. God bless America.

I work at K-Mart and have cleaned up shit twice off the floor. Eventually I had rank enough to order others to clean shit. I have lost count of how many times it happens.

Also saw a child shit in the toy isle then wiped their hands all over the board games, didn't clean that one up.

In high school I was in class and a black kid stood up in the middle of class and a turd fell down his pant leg onto the floor. Another black kid yells, "Awww that boi just took a dookie on the flowah."
Then the French French teacher kicked the turd in her pointy high heels away.

You're going to shittalk us today? After what happened? The nation is in a state of mourning following the death of the Big Mac creator.

Fuck you, insensitive prick. This is 9/11 all over again

You country is a fucking American puppet. Being as that is, why don't you fuck off and suck some cock Roach?

God bless America.

>The nation is in a state of mourning following the death of the Big Mac creator.
We must push forward in the face of tragedy

Never forget

>W A T C H O U T
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>O
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I think it's plenty funny if it's used to reply to the Indian version.

kek you're allright burgerbro

A common enemy appears

Do they even have grocery stores in turkey, or do you just pick up some botulism and e.coli, and refuel your donkey cart from the market bazaar on your way home from madrasa?

>Responsible for churning out wondrous creatures like Jahans and Le Current Year man

You Brits sure have done some amazing things!

GOD BLESS AMERIBRO

Lol, it's 2:30 in the fucking morning over there. On a work night. Get to fucking bed you dumb limey faggot.

Enjoy your shithole

This is true

I have a DNA test showing exactly this

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British

implying you mutant sister fuckers are even white

Shit i'm outta here fellas

American

Well I a French German Jew Lithuanian Mi'kmaq Cherokee Russian.

Holy fuck Maise is still getting worse.

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Beautiful picture Turkroach, fucking saved.Now why doesn't your shitty leader jump on FaceTime and ask for some more American money you cucked jackass.

God bless America.

Do we need to throw all the tea in the harbor again redcoat?

I'd fuck the first and third chicks on the top row, the rest have fetal-alcohol syndrome.
And maybe the third chick on the second row, I guess.. I bet she gives good head.

How do you explain Newfoundland? British Columbia? (funny name, should be called Garbage Cancer) Trudeau (FUCKING LOL, NICE AMBASSADOR FOR YOUR PEOPLE)

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>I'd fuck the first and third chicks on the top row

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more have been killed by big macs than 9/11 it's true

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Sounds like someone's gone all nimbly-wimbly in their bimblybogs.

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I agree, they're media brainwashed idiots
They're moronic, uncultured, clueless, immature, racist, blue-pilled faggots

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This thread is highly offending!

Swiggety swooty

t. Abdul

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>English
>Superior to anything

You guys are a bunch of inbred peasants.

>rest have fetal-alcohol syndrome
they all have FAS

We still have one thing you don't.

you fucking crumpet, i hope you get arrested for having an assault bike wheel in your cucked muzzie country known as "Londonistan"