Go to clinical psychologist for the first time today, work forcing me to go after my life got JUST'd

>Go to clinical psychologist for the first time today, work forcing me to go after my life got JUST'd
>Psychologist tells me my life reminds them of a sit com

Did I just manage to find a shit one Sup Forums, or are they all cunts like this?

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psychologists are all crazy thats why they became psychologists

This. Just look at their kids.

truth spoken

...but then again, tell us the story. Well see.

Fpbp

Also gonna need story OP

>be OP
>constantly hallucinate mocking laughter during daily routine
>minor encounters in life lead to being insulted by strangers (mailmen, barbers, restaurant personnel)
>have wife who is out of my league
>children are so sassy that I go down in the basement and burn my penis with a heated up spoon

>Come home from work one day after told I'm getting promoted, buy flowers and all that for wife
>Walk through door and she has packed half her shit, wut
>Tells me to sit down at the kitchen table
>Explains to me she's leaving, ask her wtf, we haven't even had a fight or anything
>"I'm just bored of life, I want to move on"
>Try explaining to her now that we have more money we can start trying for kids
>She leaves anyway, moves in with her aunty
>Stops answering all my calls, doesn't even reply to texts or emails. Instantly think she's fucking somebody
>Aunty tells me she goes to work, comes home and just sits in her room all night. A few time the aunty has woken up at ~2am and walked outside to see wife sitting in the kitchen just staring at the floor in the dark
>Few months later she tells me to meet her for coffee, thinking she's gonna slap me with divorce papers or something
>Rock up and she just casually acts like nothing has even happened, "how is life?". She's dressed in all black like she's going to a funeral, her nails are all fucked up, knotted hair, etc. Pic related is her before she left
>Tells me she lost her job (doctor) but doesn't care, just "wants a new life"
>Go ape shit on her and ask what the fuck she's doing, she just calmly tells me "if you keep raising your voice I'm leaving"
>Go home and find while I was meeting her, bunch of aboriginals were breaking into house
>Run straight into one of them who beats the shit out of me with his friend, end up hospitalised
>Wife doesn't even visit me when hospital calls her as next of kin telling her I'm in emergency
>When I'm discharged a week later I get home, can't find pet cat
>Turns out while those guys broke in they decided to stab my cat of 15 years to death in the backyard and nobody had found its body, I get to find its mutilated insect-eaten body
>Have hard time at work concentrating what with all the physical and emotional pain, they send me to this cunt

Like I said, JUST.

Good ones generally don't take insurance. The one you saw probably is in that group. Look around. Also, ask your GP for a referral to a medical specialist. Don't fool around with this bozo.

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>clinical psychologist

Fucking joke. All healing takes place through introspection and your own effort. A psychologist cannot tell you anything that will fix you. All they can claim to do is guide you down a certain train of thought.

op sounds like a super normie anyway.
who gives a shit.

So your wife was a doctor and just quit? Horseshit. Are her medical debts paid off? What kind of person just quits being a doctor and moves out and in with their aunt??

FUCKING MEDICAL SCHOOL is a huge part of your life if your a doctor.

I don't buy it, your wife and her aunt are hiding shit from you. Why would you fucking trust her aunt anyway, you aren't family if you're divorced. Your wife is probably emasculating you to her aunt.

Women can't fix you. Women can only threaten or pressure, or trick you.

Get a new cat. A new cat will lessen the pain of your old dead cat. The cute kitten-ness will heal you and keep you busy.

also
>if you keep raising your voice i'm leaving

it sounds like she fucking had you by the balls. Are you a pussy? Why would you buy flowers for your wife if YOUR getting promoted.

makes no damn sense.

this. look it up.

fucking this. I made a mistake of renting my guest house to a psychologist bitch. Ho-lee-fuck she was batshit insane. Was a hellish 6 months.

Bro your wife is definitely a druggy

she's probably abusing pain pills, find out how she lost her job im sure they found her hands in the cookie jar

/thread

wife is prob now strung out and called you to get out of the house so her abo friends can rob you n get atrung out on gasoline.

She literally snapped and completely abandoned her life, she was working out of a public practice and they won't tell me anything due to legality. I went to see a lawyer to force her into being admitted but apparently unless they are a danger to themselves or others, then you can't force shit.

This is what feminism has given us.

>Psychologist tells me my life reminds them of a sit com

I'm not supposed to tell you this OP, but he's right. Your life is actually a sitcom.
Every person in the world knows you and have you seen your antics since the day you were born.

not politically related

nice blog faggot here's your (you)

As hilarious as this is, the best therapy for you will be killing the aboriginals. I agree, your wife has turned into drugs--she lost her job and is too ashamed, thinks you would dump her anyway so couldn't face it. If you want her back you could try telling her it's okay if she's a drug addict.

But the main thing would be to kill the people that broke into your house and make a documentary about it.

M8, psychologists are a fucking meme, we dont need them here. The yanks have them because they run around all day wearing fucking masks and utterly failing to communicate honestly with anyone in their lives. So they pay someone to hear them vent.

inb4 v&

If you ever once go to a shrink you immediately demand NEETbucks. All else is doing it wrong.

They're gonna take your gun rights anyhow. Might as well get paid for transferring your private property to them.

so her snapping at work means she wants to end her marriage and stop living with you? Horseshit man! Women aren't that complex. Women don't really have existential crisis the way men do.

She has those weepy insane eyes and that smile is fake as fuck.

Any good psychologist doesn't study psychology because good psychologists can read people but they know they can't help you. "Only you can help you" is also a load of shit as most of the time the only way to dig yourself out of an emotional hole is getting a legitimate friend/family member to help. I mean unless you think you can do it on your own which is possible but it's just easier with somebody you trust.

how do i do this? i currently go to therapist

Meditation is all you need. But its harder than you think.

THE RAPIST

Sorry mate, but that abo story was top notch.
Be glad I wasnt your shrink cause I would start laughing and keep asking you to go back to the abos.

Shit aside, she needs a shrink. Reminds me of that one webm where the woman kept running away from mariage and going from man to man and it ends with "fuck men!" (requesting it for reference).
Just try and comunicate with her. If not her, then her aunt. If not her aunt then someone else close to her, etc... If I were you I'd be concerned about her more than anything.

Dont forget that she is a woman after all.
She has no idea what she wants.
She is incapable of rational action.
She is not to blame.

>wife is prob now strung out and called you to get out of the house so her abo friends can rob you n get atrung out on gasoline.

this is actually what I started thinking immediately too

though I guess it still might just be a super shitty coincidence

either way though it sounds like your wife's definitely gotten into drugs, sorry man

Damn Son
I don't really know what to say

Lightweight.

Get back to me when you've lost your job, gotten divorced, charged with a felony and facing 20 years in prison, gotten chlamydia, and your cat's been diagnosed with diabetes.

You're like a little baby.

Amateur psychologist here.


The women being gigantic whores is a bit of a meme combined with projection from men desu, and after a marriage in particular women aren't likely to immediately jump into a new relationship.

She very well could have just snapped and basically wanted to slink away from everything in her life because of stress/depression.

That said you can take it either way. If you really love this girl you could try to mend things, but if you do definitely demand she go to a therapist. Otherwise you can just walk away. She obviously has some mental problems that will be difficult to deal with and probably won't be up to shape for any kind of serious relationship for a while so ditch ship if you want. She broke up with you after all so you don't even have to feel that bad about it.

You make a big drama about how you're unable to support yourself because of your 'mental health'.

Then you proceed to chastise your 'healthcare' provider by saying if they were actually helping you this would not be a problem.

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>going to a (((psychologist)))

They changed the law burger, you cant just kill Abos anymore.

to who the government?

I feel you should go John Wick on any aboriginals in your area. If someone killed my cat, I'd make them watch me kill their kids.

>wife is prob now strung out and called you to get out of the house so her abo friends can rob you n get atrung out on gasoline.

thiiiisssss so much
>see her for first time in months
>((((coincedentally)))) get fucking robbed at that exact time and cat murdered
>OR your wife owed people money, was in serious shit, and this was how she repaid it
>explains why she couldn't tell you
>explains why she was acting so weird

also, I thought this mainly happened in America, but is it normal to get a psychologist for shit like this? You are having a normal reaction to abnormal circumstances, not an abnormal reaction to normal circumstances. You'll get over this, it'll just take time.

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You managed to find a shitty one. You should go to a more serious one.

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Ignore the fucks that say abandon her.
Beat her up if you have to, but dont abandon her.
She is her own worst enemy right now, what she did was a cry for help.

they didnt just kill it they stabbed it to death and sent him to the hospital.. kids would be the first step of many

sorry to hear man.
Were there signs before she left that she was fucking crazy?
Did she organise the abos or was it a coincidence?

No. You stealthily threaten to find a new therapist who is better able to help you 'survive'.

Are you new at this or what?

Not if they find out obviously

aussie can't handle the bantz?

what is the world coming to

Well, user, if it makes you feel better, that doesn't sound like any sitcom I've ever seen.

yeah ive never done the neet thing. i always sold blow. im trying to do the right thing here give me a break.

where are these bucks coming from then

This honestly. If someone broke into my house and kill my cat I'd hunt them down to their cool trendy underground night club and have a big shoot out.

t. jason statham

fuck that looks comfy

He couldnt beat up one, yet you expech tim to get away with a double murder?
Just bribe some other abos with booze to beat up the abos that robbed you.
It will be like that story with user and 2 flocks of crows.
Knowing abos they will be brutal.

Fuck her brah, she is obviously fucked in the head, you will just waste too much time and money trying to fix it and more then likely nothing will come of it. Just divorce her and never contact her again. Assuming your like early to mid 30s you still have plenty of time to get some prime early 20s pussy to make kids with. You'll save more time this way.

I'm bald as well so it might just work!
Have another

sorry, my dude, she set your ass up. nobody just coincidentally has their house broken into like that while they visit their junkie ex-wife. I'd bet anything she's hooked on opiates of one kind or another.
>she's pretty, doe
Sorry to hear about your kitty. I can't even imagine. Anybody would be pretty fucked up about all this happening.
>also
I know a psychiatrist, whichever one is a M.D. Smartest person I've ever met, but completely, utterly, fucked in the head. I met her at an al-user meeting where she talks about her codependency with her alcoholic husband. Nice lady.
>she'd read moby dick on her cell phone while lying in bed next to her drunk husband

so basically she became a druggie, dumped your ass cause she was getting high with her dealer and taking his dick (she probably lost her job before she left you) and to pay off her debts rather then turn tricks had the aboriginals rob you while she distracted you.

you got one hell of a winner there. yes, to answer your question, you got a cunt. and yes, most women are trash like this.

Now you're going to hate me for saying this but the sooner you realize what trash 90% of females are the happier you'll be in your life. This is coming from someone who found his wife fucking some fat old bald man in his bed. Nearly killed the bald fag too. Thank god the police believed me when I claimed I thought he was raping her. Thank god she didn't contradict my version in front of the police.

Still kicked her slut ass out of the house. Fucking her hot best friend and "accidentally" getting caught by her was the best revenge for my wounded soul. Then I just started using women as masturbation tools. It's a lot cheaper and a lot more satisfactory then actually "dating" or "marrying" someone. I have 2 or 3 fuck friends at any one time. It's pretty good. Best part about fuck friends is you don't need to be around them when you don't want to be, and if you end it there isn't any bad feelings.

shes heavily depressed do something if you love her, if you don't just let the suicide take care of it

> The yanks have them because they run around all day wearing fucking masks and utterly failing to communicate honestly with anyone in their lives

>tfw i'm a yank

>Knowing abos they will be brutal.
Wtf do you know about abos cunt?
Stick to your specialty, kebab removal.

>>shes heavily depressed do something if you love her, if you don't just let the suicide take care of it
damn, Croatia, I know Dubrovnik got shelled and all but this is pretty dark, even for you

sorry to hear that man. i would just get a divorce if i were you

>wife sets you up for robbery
>see cat's mutilated body

how is this a sitcom again

Man2Man psychology, no homo. If all that happened feeling shit is a normal response. Maybe this is the biggest shit 'life' has taken on you yet, but don't worry there's more big shits to come. Time to get over your wife, you might still have feelings but the longer you waste hoping the more 'baggage' you're picking up. Get a restraining order, get a divorce, get tinder.

My ex had been seeing her ex while we were together. Sounds like yours goto on the BBC and drugs. I speak from painful experience rather than bullshit perspective.

She's bored with life? It's not your job to entertain her.

God damn! I feel so sad knowing Dubrovnik got shelled. One of the most beautiful Serbian cities.

She has toxoplasmosis from cleaning the cats litter box. Some people get really fucked by it.

they don't think it be like it is but it do

there is plenty of light but yet her pupils are wide open... is she high?

good times
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its all your fault OP, you couldn't satisfy her. I bet you don't even know your inner-self, you should castrate yourself, imo

The psychologist's job is to pretend they genuinely care about your situation and to turn you into a normalfag through CBT or whatever. Even if the patient says he was abducted by ayylmaos, they have to pretend to believe and support the patient. As you can imagine, not all are good at it.

Also, this
Source:
Seen a psychologist, a psychiatrist, been on happy pills, etc, for being a suicidal sperg. I quit all that shit and I'm now grabbing life by the balls. Being on meds just kept me on a rut. They also kill your orgasms when fapping.

You married Blaire White?


Ain't got much to tell you other than to at least try to make it work with your psychologist and put personal effort into it (e.g. fight your negative thoughts and don't kill yourself) and if he/she ever wants to refer you to a psychiatrist for some JFMSU pills, do it as a last resort.

Oh sorry Australia I forgot that your Anglo-derived culture somehow totally broke from the Western individualist perspective which engenders our atomization, is it all the Gooks turning you into a Zerg hivemind?

>Psychologist tells me my life reminds them of a sit com
Which one?

Montenegrans did it. But then again they're bigger Serbs than Serbs.
Ive been to Dubrovnik, it really is a wonderful city.

>be me
>go to austrailia
>talk to aussie bro
>get bant'd to death
>i like talking so its cool
>tells me how much everyone hates abbos
>walking down street in darwin
>watch abbo get mugged and his ass kicked by to big aussies
>they take all the money he begged for all day
>wonder why aussiebros hate abbos so much
>come her
>see this

I now know why aussie bros hate abbos so much.

nice

>So your wife was a doctor and just quit? Horseshit.
You'd be surprised how common this is. Being a doctor really isn't for people with a lot of emotions and empathy.
Reality is most of what you see is lifestyle related and people won't do shit about it. You see people who are in terrible shape. You occasionally see people who are on death's doorstep and there ain't shit you can do.
To boot, insurance companies and medicare make your life a pain in the ass with notes.

One of my first patients died within 3 months of first walking in the door because they decided to address their pancoast tumor way too late. My school offers free counseling to any of us who wants it.

As for OPs psychologist. Most are a bit strange and they all have their own ways to tackle issues.

>Sup Forums is now against psychologists

What are you, Scientology?

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What are you, a Jew?

I just got back from Dubrovnik. Fuck that city and fuck Croatians, bunch of pompous cunts.
That's funny you mention Montenegro did it. Thats what my Serbian friend told me, too.
>I liked Serbia and Montenegro much better
>the Croatians motherfucked my Serbian friend like 3 different ways.

>Being a doctor really isn't for people with a lot of emotions and empathy.
As a guy who just got out of the hospital and saw a million doctors, I can easily belive this. Most doctors are real cunts. Just ask the nurses :^)

When being "racist" is a pathology, yes I generally am. It says a lot when the most rational fields of psychology (like evolutionary psychology) are shunned why all the other bullshit is pedaled.
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This guy is correct.
Also good diet and exercise increase the chances of success.

On a side note if your bitch did kinky shit you thought no other girl would do youre wrong. Just wait to find the next one. I did and it worked great. Now i can piss in any orifice i want.

Psychologists take your money and prescribe you to any medicine they can find in the first result on Google. Counselors actually do stuff to help you.

I've been to about 5 or 6 psychologists in my life for various reasons I won't get into here.

Only 1 of them was worth anything, and she was damn good. A literal lifesaver.

If you really want to see a therapist for whatever reason, you have to shop around unfortunately. Can't tell you what makes someone good, but you'll kind of know after 2-3 meetings if they're going to work out.

If this is true, you should be fucking rich from writing one.

Get to it, faggot.

Any nudes? Sounds like a complete bitch.

lets get this user a new cat, or even a dog

TRUTH

They all suck. They aren't there to be your friend and help you with your problems. They are there to make you complacent with your shitty life/conform

or some nudes of his ex wife, for us. This story is too depressing, some tits would lighten up the mood.

>get user super cool doggo
>pitbull.jpg
>hears dog barking one night as he looks out the window and sees abbos scatter
>user rolls over as this is normal
>hears the dog yell once
>looks outside as it being dragged away by one of the massive fucking spiders
>user rolls back over as this is normal

We shouldve gotten him a spider.

Underrated. This is probably exactly what it is. Happens all the time. Your aunt finds her staring at the floor at 2 because she's nodding bro. Let her go you don't want to get mixed up in that. Gaurentee you this is what it is. Her behavior sounds exactly like a painkiller abuser starting their downward spiral.

You think the abos randomly chose your house? They probably know her from dealing. Maybe she owes them money.

>>Psychologist tells me my life reminds them of a sit com

I've been told that before. I actually had a good laugh at it.

I think psychologists ask you certain stress questions to see how you respond to being pushed sometimes. Like it keeps you from just responding with a practiced story, since most of the questions are easy enough to guess.

>them

was it a male or female? why do aussies use plural pronouns for a single person?

What's funny is the psychologist had it right. This guy probably presented his story like a dramaqueen, and lo and behold he later comes onto Sup Forums to bitch about a psychologist and his sob story on a politically oriented board for no other reason than to be a dramaqueen and attempt to garner attention like it's his fucking blog.

What in the actual fuck did I just watch?
This is like a goddamn competitive sport.

well user, time to go get a faithful wife