After meming Donald Trump into office we need to light the spark of the great uncucking in the German countries. Hofer taking the office will ensure protecting Austria and the Eastern EU from the Muslim hordes.
>Election date 4th December 2016
>Candidates - Norber Hofer from FPÖ which are essential Republicans + Health insurance. He is a kind of Pence with environmental agenda. - Alexander Van der Bellen as "independent" but is essential the Greens' candidate. Low Energy Sanders with the dogma "if the political situation is stressful a politician must lie".
Please note that the "ÖXIT" is a meme pushed by the left to spread fear in the population to get more votes for VdB. Hofer only wants to leave the EU as the last resort if it does not start to protect its border etc (similar to "we should never take anything from the table" dogma of Trump).
tl;dr for Austria's election events: - early 2016 Austria schedules presidential election - establishment assumes the left-wing candidate (VDB) will win - surprise: right-wing candidate Norbert Hofer looks poised to win - Austrian political establishment panics - April, Hofer wins election prior to (((postal ballot))) count - antifa helps to count postal ballots - Surprise, surprise: VDB miraculously "wins" once muh postal ballots are counted >muh postal ballots - June, Brexit wins, despite 95% certain predictions of Remain win - Austrian constitutional court (somehow) declares election null and void due to postal ballot shenanigans - Presidential election re-run is rescheduled for October - Hungary re-schedules it's own "Fuck You, EU!" referendum for same day in October - Austrian political establishment panics - Ballots sent out for re-run of Austrian presidential election have (((faulty glue))) and can't be (((sealed))). Are you fucking kidding me? Re-run (((cancelled))). - Cancelled re-run is now rescheduled for early December - Meanwhile, Trump wins general election, despite 98% certain prediction of Shillary win - Austrian re-re-run of Presidential election (TBD)
Zachary Rodriguez
Bump for den Held
Anthony Flores
Double the trouble on the 4th, with the Romans and the Hoff.
It's gonna be a glorious day if both countries fucks EU in the ass.
Nolan Bailey
Friendly bump
Owen Phillips
Note: a lot of the ironic "Du bist uns ein Held!" memes were the result of collaborative bi-lateral efforts on Sup Forums over the last week.
And here's an empty template for anons who'd like to make their own memes.
Andrew Price
In addition to the "Our Hero" memes, anons have also been hard at work on memes that feature VDB as a chronic chain smoker.
Robert Sanders
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Christian Turner
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Caleb Hall
Make Austria Great Again! (and greater Germania)
Ian Johnson
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David Richardson
I don't know what you are saying because I am high (got stage 3 cancer) but I support you ridding the eurozone from sand niggers.
Noah Harris
We also contrasted the so-called "Will Power" of VDB, who somehow managed not to smoke during any of the recently televised 1-hour political debates with Hofer who literally willed himself out of a wheelchair.
Gabriel Flores
Wtf dude...I hope you can recover from the illness!
Nathaniel Gutierrez
Here's the German version
>A Matter of Will Power
Carter Torres
>essential Republicans + Health insurance The FPOe is miles away from Republicans. They are against the death penalty, pro EU, pro workers and labor restrictions, against the free market, etc.
They are a bunch of idiots. The reason I vote for them is because they want to protect Europe from the illegals and deport them, which should be Europe's TOP PRIORITY right now.
Build that wall in Bulgaria and Greece and turn around the boats in the Med.
Jaxson Phillips
No big deal. Everyone in the German speaking world knows that Hofer is a superhuman Xman Hybrid fighting for the whole of Europe.
Jaxon Jackson
>The FPOe is miles away from Republicans. They are the nearest to the Republicans we have. The socialist part are mostly the FPÖ members in Vienna. The others are more economically liberal (especially Upper Austria).
Ethan Fisher
> 99 Checked
I'm never sure when a German posts in an Austrian thread whether you're shitposting or actually trying to add something to the conversation.
Hudson Butler
Don't forget to vote guys
James Ortiz
>we need to Hi, Mom!
Nolan Fisher
How's it looking for Hofer, boys? Election is in 4 days.
Christian Butler
Are they going to try and find another bullshit reason to reschedule again?
Josiah Phillips
can't say.
One thing that's sure, despite results not being final until tuesday: it Hofer doesn't have a 5-6% lead on Sunday, he basically has lost. Because the ((((mail votes))))) will be overwhelmingly VdB
Matthew Stewart
I read recently that the Austrian courts have just ruled to permit voters who are 16 years old AS OF DECEMBER 4 to vote even though December is a rerun of October which was itself a re-run of the original election from April. This means that there will be more cucked young voters casting (((ballots))) for VDB this time around since young voters are generally dumbasses.
Imagine if a soccer match were postponed for a day due to bad weather and in the meantime one of the teams went out and hired some new players in the middle of the night for a re-match the next day.
This is how (((elections))) are run in Austria.
Carson Martin
Not too good according to the latest (((polls))). But I personally think that he won't win. Too little positive reaction from the population towards him.
Evan Nguyen
Currently it does not seem so. But it could be the case that VdB, if he loses, will request a re-re-re-re-run.
Dylan Scott
I wonder if some voting precincts will be reporting 150% participation rates like the last time.
Ryan Wright
problem aren't the young people, the Fpö does well with young people.
problem is that about 2000 immigrants got austrian citizenship since then and are also allowed to vote.
Samuel Green
The problem is that too many people have died in the last 6 months. But you are right with the "cucked youth" although works are leaning towards Hofer. Sadly there are not enough workers in Austria anymore because (((we))) have abolished study fees.
Dylan Clark
Just like the Democrats in America, Austrian left-wingers like to keep having elections over and over again until they get the results they want.
Landon Russell
Actually the FPÖ requested to re-run the election in May.
Chase Thomas
When the first election was nullified, Austria was left without a president. So the constitutional court has been holding down this title with a tribunal of two judges plus Hofer for himself. Presumably, he has used this opportunity to reassure normies in Austria that he is not the stepchild of Adolf Hitler.
What kind of role has Hofer played as a "temporary" tribunal president of Austria over the last six months?
Ethan Campbell
Initially, the Freedom Party accepted the results of the original election. However it became increasingly clear that the postal ballots had been improperly counted. There were also rumors that the antifa in Austria had played a role in counting ballots illegally. Therefore, the freedom party requested a recount.
Jaxson Edwards
held talks with foreign heads of state and some paperwork.
He sure is endorsed by the V4 countries.
Isaac King
>What kind of role has Hofer played as a "temporary" tribunal president of Austria over the last six months? Nothing that was reported to normies or even people (like me) who are into politics.
The only really interesting thing is that Hofer visited many Visegrad states and talked to the government representatives there about working together. VdB did nothing their like except condemning Trump and being for Hillary.
Thomas Cox
Hofer is wheelchair bound? I dont think ive ever seen him in one.
Jason Anderson
He was.
Nolan Cox
Inspiring.
Daniel Ramirez
Not exactly. Many years ago, he was severely injured in a hang gliding crash. Apparently, the doctors told him he would never walk again. That's when his Willenskraft kicked in, and he literally willed himself out of his wheelchair. I have not been able to find any pictures of him in the wheelchair, because this accident occurred before he became actively involved in politics. Today, he walks with the assistance of a cane, and it's obvious that his legs have been severely injured.
Either way, it is an inspiring story even if he were not involved in politics.
Mason Thomas
Well im voting Hofer this time around.
Alexander Cruz
>it's obvious that his legs have been severely injured.
He must be hopping mad.
Camden Jackson
When will the results be announced? I'm like 8 hours ahead of Austrian time but I've been dying to see these results come in
Luke Ortiz
4 or 5pm on sunday. You should have the news on monday morning.
Colton Collins
final results won't be in until Tuesday.
but it will be clear who won once the results without Mail Votes are closer than 3-4%
hofer needs a strong lead on Sunday, Ideally 5-10% to comfortably win it, if it's less than 3%, or if VdB has a lead on Sunday, Hofer lost.
Benjamin Allen
As the counting has to be done according to law now the final result will probably be announced on Monday evening.
Anthony Hernandez
I voted for Hofer and I will vote for Hofer again. I don't want to have my homeland influenced by muslim hordes.
Aiden Rodriguez
I mean how fucking ridiculous is it for Vienna, of all places on Earth, to be overrun by muslims, given our history and all.
Just imagine going back in time and telling our ancestors:
>yeah theres hordes of foreign muslims living in Austria >we pay them tribute too, so that they dont chimp out >not that its stopping them >when we got conquered? >oh no, they just walked across the border and we where cool with it
Samuel Hernandez
Don't underestimate the so-called "Liars Quotient". In the US, almost all polls had Hillary winning by a comfortable margin precisely because Trump supporters regularly lied to pollsters when asked whom they would be voting for. When you run the risk of being called a xenophobic racist because of your decision to vote for Trump or Hofer, there's a good chance that you will say one thing in public and do another thing in private. Ironically, this is similar to what Hillary Clinton did all the time (but for different reasons) as we well know from the Podesta emails on Wikileaks.
Pic related is one of my memes from the US theater of operations highlighting Hillary's two voices.
Christian Wright
just imagine what Prinz Eugen von Savoyen would think of us. He would probably start a coup and throw over the traitorous government
Parker Bennett
Reading this, I Keked hard, but in a sad and ironic way.
Un-fucking-believable what has happened in Europa.
Thomas Gomez
I am aware of the "Liars Quotient" as fucking nobody in Austria would admit that one voted for the FPÖ. The left and the cuckservatives (which are many in Austria) would fuck your shit up if you vote for them. That's why Hofer achieved 49.7 % at the election in the first place. (The pollsters in Austria are aware of that fact too)
But the open support is so little that it's just not enough to get those 0.3 % + 1 vote.
Cooper White
MYSTERIOUSLY achieved 49.7 %.
Parker Sullivan
Well anons, that's it for me tonight. I need to get some sleep. With only two working days left before the election on Sunday, may I suggest the following tips for any Austrian anons who would like to help in this effort:
- find some memes from this thread and others (or make your own) and print them out at home - then, visit public locations like Starbucks and small restaurants and bars in Austria. While there, you can "accidentally" leave behind some memes in strategic locations where the maximum number of people are likely to see them, either consciously or subliminally - if your city has free newspaper dispensers or public areas where free newspapers and magazines are distributed, take advantage of the fact that you have a nice display case for a meme printed at home - be creative, have fun, but keep an eye out for SJW's and the antifa
This was called Operation Insertion in the US theatre. >pic related
Ian Nguyen
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Joshua Flores
KAISERTUM OSTERREICH WANN?
Andrew Fisher
And, if everything goes according to plan and Hofer wins, on Monday you can then print and insert memes like pic related as you enjoy a Schadenfreude moment at the expense of VDB and the left wing in Austria.
MAGA
Connor Morales
Are his legs okay now tho?
Robert Gomez
>turn around the boats in the Med. Sink them and don't pick up the survivors.
Let the media record it all and report sob stories about it, so it sends the message to the third world that they will fucking die.
Nathaniel Ross
His left leg looks pretty messed up to me. But he manages OK. See the link below.
Grayson Ward
A more realistic option would be to use Europe's underutilized navies to patrol the Mediterranean, round up any boats capable of transporting refugees, especially ones near Libya, and then sink them 1 mile off of the Libyan coast.
Carson Martin
niggers can't swim so they will die anyway.
Joshua Bailey
Based kurz is the only thing keeping me from going blue all the way. How likely is he going to be the next chancelor?
Xavier Jackson
Yeah me too, lets do its!
Zachary Thompson
Not likely they i think they wont use him simply because of his age. Its actually really weird how he isnt in the FPÖ he talks and acts like one basically preaches the same things lel
Elijah Perry
Insomnia bump
Matthew Baker
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Logan Cooper
>Hofer only wants to leave the EU as the last resort dropped
Christopher Diaz
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Jaxon White
Damn insomnia! Another bump is in order.
Jonathan Cooper
Spain manages to return every single fucker who wants to cross the Med. to enter the EU. Italy and Greece are fuckers who can't protect their borders properly.
Juan Ross
Are you If yes: wtf man. It mus be 5 to 6 PM in your time zone. You want this really to be true, don't you?
Ryan Richardson
I want VdB to win because I'm a German leech living here and I wsnt Austria to stay in the EU.
Joshua Butler
>Brausebad.exe
Nathaniel Flores
Yes, and what are you talking about? It's 3:55 AM here user.
