/nzpol/

Can we get a classic NZ/pol/ thread going?

Need to have a fucking rage about curry niggers and changs

Fuck this latest poll result. Why the fuck are we so cucked in NZ?

bump

come on you faggots

Can we get Winston to 15% next year boys?

It's a fair goal.

>Fuck this latest poll result

what poll?

roy morgan

Labour down to 23%

Chong Kee up to 48%

mate, i pray to GOD every single day.

Daily reminder that NZ is a CHRISTIAN country.

How can kiwis even compete?

well i wasnt voting for labour anyway

winnie all day desu senpai

Same, but NZ First is still only on 10%

fuck off discount australians

we cant compete against the curry niggers and chink cunts

How ya doing aussbro

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>labour down 23%
Good

Based Winnie. Going to continue voting and shilling for him.

hi chang

I'm voting NZF

I've talked my whole family into supporting NZF, hopefully other people around the country have been noticing this shit spot we're in. I doubt it though, people around here just don't fucking care for some reason.

kiwis are cucked as fuck to chyna

Fuck off cunt, I'm white. I hate Key selling off our assets to foreigners and letting changs buy up our property as much as the next kiwi. Doesn't change the fact Labour are a bunch of liberal faggots.
Do you not recall last election where Cunliffe apologized for being a man? They will just open the floodgates for refugees like other cucked white countries have been doing.

Our only hope is to redpill the nation into voting for Winnie.

Which bothers me, I hate that people are complacent about our country being sold for foreigners. What's extra bizarre is most people I know actively dislike Chinese, on a personal level. But when it comes to Chinese taking over the country they couldn't care less. Frustrating.

Good. But we need Labour to help with this. That's reality.

I agree, cunliffe was a major cuck.

theyre happy for their property values to keep increasing.

can some kiwi chick marry me so i can move there?

we have gay marriage bro, you can marry me

alright but no buttstuff

My family laughed at me when I said I voted NZF last election. Now they've all turned around

do you think there is a silent majority who back NZ First?

Is ACT cucked? I have a feeling it is. National makes me feel weird, they're infinitely better than labour because labour is shit, but national is a bit better than shit. They just seem like unenthusiastic people at the end of their career trying to do at least one good thing before they die. They're not doing a technically bad job with the country, but progress just feels sooo slow and things only get done if there is a media frenzy.

Here are some things that fucked me off this year:
>There is no house crises
Biggest crock of shit 2016 which lost my vote. Houses priced far beyond most kiwis in the city centres. Reserve bank says do something because there are issues beyond their control which could ruin the economy if there is a price drop. Fuck living in auckland too, we need Singapore level public housing projects to fit everyone and their 3rd world family theyre bringing, but all politicians have property investments in auckland so nothing is gonna happen that will lower their worth.
>Immigration levels are fine
Yes because all of a sudden our infrastructure is beyond capacity. Chur for the insight ya fucking champ
>rockstar economy
See immigration & house prices. Flatlined or declining real wages are turning middle & low nz into working poor with their pre-existing materialism and shit saving
>Surplus time kiwis!!
But now we're gonna spend it on a $1 billion prison upgrade. WTF its like they know Maoris and coconuts are gonna have a race war against the asians.

Act are on chyna's cock. They want open borders.

you sure?
i have a good butt

are you a tranny?

>WTF its like they know Maoris and coconuts are gonna have a race war against the asians.
I'd pay to see that desu

Yeah, National is getting in again. Trust me.

I'm still voting for NZ first though.

>Doesn't change the fact Labour are a bunch of liberal faggots.

They are at the moment. So are the Greens. They used to be cool.

>Our only hope is to redpill the nation into voting for Winnie.
Yeeees

wont happen

maori still hate whites even though they wouldnt exist under chinese rule.

Coconuts are dumb as fuck

ACT is 100% cucked. They're the corporate whore. Their party is essentially just a group of CEOs

Aren't you guys still shitting into buckets since the earthquake? Heard it was going to take 12 months to get water running again, and three years to reopen the two lane road you hilariously call a "highway".
Third world infrastructure, why shouldn't third world people move there?

I seriously doubt Labour will form a government for another decade. And thank fuck for that.

What so many don't appreciate is the path they would take us down would be every poltards worst nightmare. Every special interest group would get a megaphone and a massive grant to promote their snowflake agenda. The apologising for being a white man, having a quota of lesbian mps, compulsary moari taught in all schools. Also know that racist drunk harawira has just merged his party with the maoris. So expect them to get everything promised to them by a labour led government. Throw those turbofaggot Greens in there too, that can only end well couldn't it.

It ain't ideal but I'll stick with a centre right coalition any day. ANY FUCKING DAY. Based Winnie may get to 15%, and that's great if he does but to do that he needs bigger profile in the South. Down here those of us that lean right only go for the Nat's, and that's unlikely to change.

ok chang you complete faggot

nz is gay lol

Government education.

no it's not

beautiful country

what's the NZ equivalent of Straya Cunt!!?

ACT is for open borders. The only issue is immigration desu.

Problem with NZF is that they are socialist big government commies..

IDK WHAT TO DO. WE NEED A RIGHT WING NATIONALIST LIKE TRUMP HERE!

Chur bro.

But only the niggers say it. Normal white people in this country don't speak nigger.

>compulsary moari taught in all schools

This is a bad thing?

Yes. Although it's now the joke of every school in the country.
Teaching whites to speak nigger is a terrible waste of time and my fucking money.

Uggh. Nice troll.

The area has a craggy mountain range 4 times the height of the highest hill you have in England running 100km length right up against coastline where in places the seafloor drops 1.5kms straight down, just off shore.

Even the Jap's engineers with there 25 times the population we have would struggle with that.

And yeah its a fucken earthquake that killed people and destroyed infrastructure. Shitting in a bucket for 3 days, big fucken woop. Would love to see the UK deal with a proper natural disaster, and no, 3 weeks of constant rain ain't a natural disaster.

Dude. Make a reasoned argument. Labour would still flood us with migrants, but they would go down the Merkel path. Could you imagine NZ being even 5% muzzie? That's what we need to ensure does not happen.

is NZ /comfy/?

>saving a language from extinction
>bad

Really made my neurons fire up

I was at my grandads the other weekend helping him clean out his garden. He was blasting Radio NZ over his trannie radio.

Mate, I kid you not, the news bulletins have all these random maori words in there now. Instead of saying 'you're listening to radio NZ, this is the 4 o'clock news', you now get 20 seconds of gibberish that sounds like a karakia. And they don't say things like 'this is Joe Bloggs reporting from Napier' even that is all said in maori now. It sounds like they are calling themselves a hoe.

I'm also a bit salty how some English words not longer exist in official NZ circles anymore but average people have started following suit. Why is it un PC to say the word family now? Or meeting?

no sir but i tried on my sister's knickers once and they looked better on me

Fuck man if I'm being forced to speak that language I'm going to goddamn mangle it as much as I can

As a chinese newzealander who recently bought two houses, all I can say is...

ahehehehehehehehuehuehuehuehehe

I'm voting Key.

normal white people don't say nigger
don't pretend you're speaking for anyone but yourself

>Problem with NZF is that they are socialist big government commies..

REEEEEEEE

NZ First is National Socialist even!!!

Fuck giving corporations who hate people more rights. Look after the people!

>useful languages go extinct

day of the slope when

>Be me 2007-2009 (13 years old)
>Meet friend called Jay
>We're best friends and play runescape all day
>Never had a better best friend, we never fought and we shared the true passion of just eating junk food and gaming
>Only friend I've ever had that I didn't get bored of so we always hung out for days in a row gaming
>Always play runescape together, we have an inside joke on that "Overture" song
>Always wait til the drum solo at the end of Overture and crank the bass up to the maximum on his dads speakers and piss our selfs laughing imagining the guys at jagex creating such a dank drum solo on a midi controller
>be 2010
>move cities, never see him again or ever have a friend that I've ever hung out with so now I just play video games and runescape alone
>eventually quit runescape after completely maxing my character
>I miss having a friend

pics?

I used to use words like kia ora, ka pai and whanau in an ironic way. Now I definitely don't. I don't need to add my voice. They really are pushing it though, remember our banknotes are bilingual now.

Fuck dead languages.
Fuck dead cultures.
Fuck lost tribes, fuck endangered animals, and fuck the rainforests
You act as if you would wake up in the morning after the mast Moari speaker croaked and your life would be any fucking different
If anything, languages dying off is a good thing.

>you will never be 13 years old for 3 whole years
How did you do it?

enough that you can fuck off

why are sheep shaggers so fucking gay

Labour Party members have fucking, coercion is not consent poster in their office. They're so cucked it's not funny.

>tfw NZ thread

Went to New Zealand last month, every backyard I seen there was a sheep. What's the deal with that? Always changed up too and in a cage with duck tape around it's mouth.