Walk around with a giant thing up your vagina whenever you go out

>Walk around with a giant thing up your vagina whenever you go out
>If you do get raped then you're pinned and the melanin enriched gentleman j-j-jams it in
>Now he is still atop you, only in severe pain, and anger
>Just turned this rape into a murder
Same goes for those pants that can't be cut or pulled down.

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it's not barbed on the outside, retard it slides out

now the rapist is concerned with getting that thing off his dick and the girl can run away

Yes, when I go in and out during sex, I usually pull my entire body off my partner only to leap back into her cunt from across the room
You stupid fuck.

What if they just stuck their hand in there first to check and if it is they pull it out and pull the barbed part inside out and use it as a bladed condom?

what about ass rapists? do they make a ass version?

This would be good for Swedish men

The premise is always bad, they always rape little girls in africa, and they are bound to slip a few fingers up there first lol.

You do when your dick gets stabbed with multiple tiny knives

You have sex weird...

i don't care about rape, i just want to fuck that think. wonder if i can by it here

>pants that can't be pulled down.
are they glued on or what?

>Dick gets stabbed with multiple tiny knives
>In pain, grab onto and hold what's available
>Happens to be the weaker woman who caused pain on your dick in the first place
Good idea fuckhead.

Ouchie

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What if i rape girls in the ass
Checkmate atheists
Pepsi: 1
Feminism: 0

youtube.com/watch?v=fDrzMGdYWZc

ITT: virgins who have never stabbed discuss what happens when you're having sex and get stabbed

Fucking keked. This is a good point though

>being this stupid on the internet for our viewing pleasure
thanks for the laugh OP

Boohoo I can't rape anymore!

>t. nigger

and now i have a new fetish

shes probably wearing one there too... duh

>woman is fucking crazy
>puts one of these vagina teeth in
>lures me into bed
>destroys my cock

why are women so fucked up

WTF your doing it wrong user.

i kept reading this as "virgins who have never stabbed discus. What happens when you're having sex and get stabbed?

>be out on the town
>subdue woman by force
>find one of these inside her
>pull it out and turn it inside out
>place over my penis
>rape

Who else /mischief/ here?

Also wouldn't it just encourage rapists to jam foreign objects in first to fish out any cock slicers?

You must be a leftist because you are really not thinking this through.

Some degenerate negro thinks he is about to have happy fun time.
He jams his dick in and is suddenly surprised with immense pain.
Disoriented and caught off guard, the lady can push the attacker away and run.

In what scenario are they not going to be surprised and disoriented from being painfully stabbed in the dick unexpectedly. I can hardly handle taking a sip of a drink expecting one thing and getting another.

I generally have to use a finger to find the hole first so after that gets caught I would rip it out and rape the bitch even harder.

i dipped my dick in your drink when you weren't looking btw

Always use fingers to check for foreign objects before engaging in sexual congress.

You can't pull it inside out, retards. It's solid.

>the girl can run away
Pain releases adrenaline, none life threatening injuries in hostile situations can have the adverse effect.

This is America. We have ice, lids, and straws.
Of course, your dick would probably fit in through the straw, wouldn't it?

I thought aussies were supposed to be quality shitposters.

>degenerate negro
>the lady can push her attacker away and run
Oh sure thing bud, the 5'4 woman is going to lift up and push off the 6'5 dindu, apparently his dick bleeding makes him lose weight or shrink in height

>In what scenario are they not going to be surprised
Okay, so you surprised a violent criminal, yeah, that's a good idea. I'm not sure how the fuck that would go wrong surprising a fucking thug who's already physically assaulting you. His surprise wont result in a violent reaction, no siree.
You're a fucking mental case.

>sexual congress

is this another word for a 65+ swingers party?

>arteries sliced open
>non life threatening

So she's walking around with a dildo the width of her cunt inside the entire fucking day?
For what purpose?

>>pull it out and turn it inside out
wut

>nigger sticks dick in
>blood everywhere
>aids

This is idiotic.
Who doesn't feel a woman up before he rapes her?

Only in dc

>Who doesn't feel a woman up before he rapes her?

gee Ahmed, I don't know

see, us white people don't know a lot about committing rape

>the mind of the burger automatically assumes that the hypothetical drink is a supersized mcdonalds cola

Never change americlaps.

One of the best way to get the upper hand in a situation is to surprise someone or catch them off guard.

You aren't going to lift a fucking dindu. They are going to be screaming and flailing their hands trying to comprehend why sexy feel good didn't feel so good.
negros can hardly handle watching a magic trick without running away.

why would you put meth into your drink?
you're supposed to smoke it or at least inject it

Same reason fags walk around with a butt plug stuffed up their ass 24/7.

so she isnt repeatedly gangraped by the patriarchy, misogyny and rapeculture so widespread among white hetero males everywhere

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I love this fucking thing, man. Whoever invented it needs a medal. I hope to hear of many castrated rapefugees in the future. Sadly, most cucked nations like Sweden will ban such things or imprison the women for using them.

>Implying the rapist isn't going to see that weird thing peeking out.

I remember having an argument about this with a feminist cunt of a teacher in high school.
>someone is able to rape you because they are physically much larger and stronger
>rapes occur because if women continue to fight, their attackers could very well severely injure/murder them
>the person raping cares nothing of the woman's well-being
>perfect solution: permanently maim the attacker's genitals. They will then be overwhelmed by a sense of guilt, the pain will cause them to realize what they are doing is wrong, and they will then apologize and leave the woman to go about her day
Also
>I don't want to have something inserted in my vagina
>there is a one in a million chance that if I go out in public, someone will insert something in vagina forcibly
>perfect solution: pre-emotive lay shove something larger in my vagina every time I go out, so that on the infinitesimally small chance someone does try to insert something in my vagina forcibly, there will already be something up there
Why not just fucking shoot them?

>Implying they look.

I wonder how they ever get to field test things like this

>Arteries sliced open
Pretty sure the barbs aren't that deep, further more I know from first hand experience bleeding stops very quickly after arousal is lost.

An over eager inexperienced girlfriend gave me a handjob when I was 16 and tore my frenulum,

Shooting them is the superior solution desu. (Pic not related)

Pain releases adrenaline, if you're a violent individual you are going to get violent. A surprise is good for a counter attack, if she intends to run away with a man twice her weight on her as a counter attack all she did was piss off the fucker.

Also I have an idea for a tool women can use to stop rapists,
it's not a fucking dildo that just hooks you and the violent man together while making him angry, it FUCKING KILLS HIM

I guarantee you some numale signs up to willingly stick his dick in it for women's rights

>didn't check vagina for traps first

Noons get out

>An over eager inexperienced girlfriend gave me a handjob when I was 16 and tore my frenulum

You mean there are female test subjects who willingly let numales penetrate them to test out these things?

You got a handy from a retard didn't you.

Wouldn't having this thing in your cunt all day be like getting raped constantly? Are women truly that spiteful?

>rapefugee starts wearing kevlar condoms

They're spearing the numale's dick, it's female empowerment
Either that or they just tell Carl to use it like an onahole and try to run or walk

>why put meth in your drink
It's discrete and portable

Dudw I dont care if youre a 6' 3" alpha male or a 15 year old: if your dick is bleeding with a torrent of a hundred knives of pain you arent going to stay on top of her, youre gonna freak the fuck out and look at what the fuck is happening to your dick. 9 times out of 10 you can bet that will give the woman a window of escape.

W-will she be alright?

>Dipping your dick in someone's drink.

The Australian National symbol for friendship.

>An over eager inexperienced girlfriend gave me a handjob when I was 16 and tore my frenulum,

Or you take out your anger like any dindu would and pound the floor in front of you
which happens to be the girl

Or you just look down, see the pain is coming from your penis exiting her vagina, put two and two together and yeah

Well...if it's a gang rape situation, no way that would end well for the woman

I'm not seeing what people are failing to realize about this. It's like a hot stove. When you accidentally touch it, you don't grab onto it harder. Your body on reflex makes you pull away from the source of pain before you mind can even process what just happened.

no

i would beat the living shit out of her for doing this to my cock

somebody didn't get good advice from their dad

Silly whiteboi, this thing is too small for superior black dick. Black gentleman will just push this thing into woman's uterus.

I don't think there are many endings of a gang rape situation that end in favor of the woman.

Fucking australia fucks so many abos that on a real girl he has to find the hole

Maybe men designed it.
So long as rapists don't breed, we're happy.
If the victim doesn't survive, then that's one less bunch of flowers to take to the hospital.

Easier than a girlfriend having an abortion, hey lads

Can't rape me if I rape myself first!

Nah mate, not retarded. Just a virgin who had watched too much porn and thought going hard was key. To be said, I was enjoying it up until it happened.

yes but he's days of raping are over to be fair

Then she would pretty much be fucked no matter what, and they'd surely be more likely to kill her if she wore an anti-dick sleeve as they would ironically act with instinct as if they were being assaulted.
Right, so they'll end up ripping the sleeve out of the girl.
Even a dindu is gonna grab his sack and look down to see what is going on, unless he's on something like PCP or meth.

It's okay because rape is worse than murder.

You would be screaming in pain and shock the second you realized your dick was a of chastised lump of hamburger meat. She'd have time to get a head start or to grab something to defend herself.

They can't all be top notch , just like not every burger is great

And you'd either have a torn up penis or go to the hospital and explain to them what happened. You're fucked in many ways. Those are barbs, not spikes.

underrated

A cucumber is handy in more ways than one, user.

When I was in college there was a kid in my group of friends who this happened to. Not sure if it was the same circumstances, he just said he was having sex and it snapped.

Did she enjoy getting covered in blood?

you know what would be great if the barbs were tipped with something like acid or a venom

oh shit, i'm sorry.

This was proposed in africa, and nah, I think people who get caught are more worried about preserving their rape stick than murder.

The real bad thing is it will spill his blood into her vagina which, assuming rape will probably have a wound on it.

fuck that, just make it so whenever the lady opens up, it shoots fire out.

Where can I buy one?

yeah, rape isn't about sex, it's about power.

I told that to a charming anarchist feminist lady in her late teens who pounced on me as the first shaggable man in sight.

She told me I was cute and ruffled my hair and looked around for someone else to pounce on before sadly giving up and having a political chat.

Then, you have a snack for after.

Is this the finnish way Jarmo?

At that point just make a specially designed cunt gun.
It sits in the cunt, and when a dick is shoved it, it smashes the "trigger" or primer and fires a 9mm bullet from her cunt into his cock

Devilish.

This reminds me of how I always thought a perfect murder would involve sticking a barrel of a gun in her vagina to hide the entry wound.

I'm such a clever murderer.