Can someone explain how the Australian army
lost a war to emus? how is that even remotely possible?
Can someone explain how the Australian army
Ryan Hernandez
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Levi Nelson
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After the american conquest, the now living australians have no responsibility in the defeat to the emus.
David Martin
>Taking to the field on 13 November 1932, the military found a degree of success over the first two days, with approximately 40 emus killed.
>that's right, 40 emus. my sides are orbiting
Robert Torres
You think the abos were the apex predators before the brits arrived?
Elijah Perry
Armies are trained to fight people, not do animal control.
Noah Reed
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Owen Price
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Adam Morris
Retarded attempt to save farmers crops and get the military to get off their asses during the Great Depression.
They had no idea how to kill Emu's effectively so wasted too much ammunition to kill ratio to be cost effective so gave up. Better off giving the guns to the farmers but they probably would've sold them.
Charles Cox
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Cooper Ward
It is still hilarious though.
Joshua Long
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Levi Bennett
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Jackson Rivera
DELET THIS
Cameron Baker
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Aiden Bell
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Christopher Peterson
Wikipedia and it's sources.
Henry Brooks
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Gabriel Rivera
BEAKED
Jose Wilson
i was just chimposting
Benjamin Butler
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Nolan Bailey
YOU WEREN'T FUCKING THERE CUNT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS LIKE
Joshua Hughes
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Cameron Wilson
apology for poor english
when were you when Heat dies
i was sat at home reading about change of post-industrial society paradigm when Zwarte Piet rang
‘Heat is kill'
‘no’
Justin Russell
Turns out shitposting doesn't translate well to the battlefield.
Emus got robbed.
Henry Long
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William Rodriguez
From what I've read
The Australian military had spent the majority of its resources learning how to develop weaponized shitposting.
So how much so that when it came time to do actual battle they found themselves both undertrained and under-equipped to do so.Make no mistake weaponized shitposting is extremely effective against foreign enemies but since the emus in question were also Australian natives it was not effective.
I'm sure an actual Australian can fill in any of the details I may have forgotten.
> also emus have tiny fast moving heads that do not lend themselves to being shot and can pretty much disembowel you with a single kick
Samuel Powell
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Brody Rivera
So we know their weakness.
Liam Long
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Parker Sullivan
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Wyatt Edwards
>also emus have tiny fast moving heads that do not lend themselves to being shot and can pretty much disembowel you with a single kick
Matthew Clark
They are similar to the Agents from The Matrix.
Jonathan Murphy
FOWAF
Michael Roberts
Sharp claws, powerful beaks, run fast, attacked in large numbers. They closed the gap that gave the gun-wieling humans in a short amount of time. It's like like samurai charging a line of riflemen. Before bodies clash on the battlefield, nothing beats a gun. Once they come together though, guns are mostly useless. They killed some emus during the charge, but once the bodies came together those humans didn't stand a chance. Morale would've been shattered instantly as giant talon wielding super birds started literally carving their countrymen apart. I'm honestly surprised the Australians are still there.