Stephen Hawking: We eat too much and move too little, it's not rocket science

Stephen Hawking: We eat too much and move too little, it's not rocket science.

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/30/stephen-hawkin-eat-much-move-little-not-rocket-science/

He's being cheeky right? Since he's in a chair?

That's rich, coming from him.

He doesn't fucking move at all.

Bigot. Time for crippleboy to feel tumblrs wrath.

Lmao, he's one to """""""""""talk""""""""""

>genius states the obvious

is this the best he can come up with? christ

he doesn't eat too much
lrn2/fit/

he is the one to talk, he doesn't move at all

he is the one to talk, he doesn't move at all

He's probably brain dead for ages and people just put words in his screen

Obvious

He was a basketball player before his muscles stopped working.

This just confirms that he's one of us.

I just can't wait until he lets loose with his racist jokes. You know he wants to. He's been looking over his shoulder for years.

He sits on his arse getting fed smoothies through a tube and pushes a joystick to move. The fuck does he know.

he is the one to move, he doesn't talk at all

Any evidence that it's just a braindead vegetable in the chair being used as a puppet for the left?

t. fatties

Haunting..

Well he hasn't spoken in many years so I'm guessing he's brain-dead at most. Who knows if he even has a nervous system anymore.

Anyone who passed high school would know about caloric intake. Doing manual labour in -30 means I eat a lot, I'm not going to go to vegan yoga with a bunch of numale Toronto faggots and shitskins

ITT: Sup Forums making fun of genius who has higher IQ than all of them combined but is disabled.

FATTIES BTFO

>it's not rocket science
>related to rocket science, in popular culture, as something difficult to understand

That's why Americans can in to space lol

Dudes got some set of bollocks

If he's so clever why hasnt he fixed his teeth?

>IQ
What's with Sup Forums and IQ recently? I thought the edgelords were at /sci/.

I weigh 54 kilos, typically a bit less tbqh.

>even a guy who literally cannot move knows all fatties need to do is move more

fatasses (aka half of Sup Forums) btfo

Thank you, Captain Obvious. Now, cripple away.

The real question is, how does he poo?

You guys mock him but he is not wrong. You are what you eat, and he has had a healthy diet of vegetables most of his adult life

because British

genius who can't even fix his own problem, great joke

In a bag or diaper

The real question is why a poo cares about poo... nvm

Seems like he didn't eat healthy enough.

Maybe I'm a high ranking scatologist, ever think about that?

>Stephen Hawking accusing people of not exercising enough

there's a really offensive joke in here somewhere. I think I need to do some digging to figure out what it is.

See He would still be exercising if he could.

Fuck mate, I wonder why that is?

>move too little,
t. a guy that sits in a chair 24/7/365

>I weigh 54 kilos, typically a bit less tbqh.
post tits

You do realize science is in development every day, right?
He's 75 years old IIRC.
It's miracle he's still fucking alive.

He's wheely got some nerve talking like that

Yet he still probably moves faster than half of America.

I'm a boy, unfortunately. I like to wear girls clothes but I don't like others to see, because I feel like 175cm is too tall to be a good trap.

>buttblasted fatties itt

Nope, I met him in person and talked to him. I can confirm that he is not full potato

>175cm is too tall
kek, that's like the average length for women here.

post benis

>WOW I NOTICED HE SAID NOT TO MOVE BUT HE CANT EVEN MOVE XDD HOW SMART I AM
Stop acting like retards and discuss the topic properly, Hawking is a retard but you make Sup Forums look even more retarded than he is.

Women have length in Sweden? And it's 175cm?

I'm afraid to ask what do they have this long.

What's there to discuss? Its an immobile vegetable that tells other people to move more and eat more vegetables.

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Ask simple questions and get simple answers, it's not fucking quantum physics.

I doubt anything released by Hawking is actually from him, more like it's from some liberal PR guru's and their word processors pretending to be him.

always wondered how fatties eat as much as they do. When I was bulking I struggled to eat 3000 cal/day. Also the costs of food...fat people should be broke.

i find it easy if i consume a lot of high sugar food and drink. eating 3000 calories of meat and bread aint anywhere near as easy though

If he's a britbong why doesn't the robot have a British accent?

Its easy if you swap out the water for the sugary jew

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>Stephen Hawking: We eat too much and move too little

>projecting this hard

Isn't Stephen Hawking a super pedo? As in lolita express flying super pedo?

Fucking illegal tunned mobility scooter

> Hawking
> move too little
Lol

I wish steven would fuck me. Just imagine his massive cock going into you as he goes forward and reverse in his chair, more momentum, more power, more pleasure.

>I'm a boy, unfortunately. I like to wear girls clothes but I don't like others to see, because I feel like 175cm is too tall to be a good trap.

I can take a few inches off the top if you like.

Hawking is British. We do not want him.

Would to god we could be rid of NDT.

LOL! Awesome!

Why is he being such an ableist?

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I move more than you, you goopy fuck

>leafs

underrated

>The real question is, how does he poo?
In the street. Like you do.

High caste scatologist. hmmmm. vedddy goot.

DUDE HE DOESNT EVEN MOVE LMAO COS HES DISABLED LMAO GUYS DO YOU GET IT LMAO HES FUCKING STUCK IN A CHAIR ALL DAY LMAO

Imagine not being braindead and to have the only machine you can speak through premoderated.
Why does he even talk about eating too much when he is so skinny and barely even moves? Is it possible that he screams for help?

Yeah, I bet he's knocking down 6 minute miles every day.

>this confirms he's one of us

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>this confirms he's one of us

mentally and physically retarded?

Lol wut

Calories in, calories out is pretty common knowledge. Really don't need Hawking to tell us.

It would be funny if it was Trump saying this about Stephen Hawking.

>Calories in, calories out is pretty common knowledge.

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It's not that common actually.

Just because he can't walk to the fridge he is going to fat shame me. Fuck him, I'm standing up to his fat shaming! Screw you Stefan legless JERK!

its literally virture signaling achmed

>Implying it isnt his computer saying this
>IT want us to be fit for our matrix transition
>More fit makes better batteries