Convince me that this ISN'T the best country in the EU right now

convince me that this ISN'T the best country in the EU right now

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I won't
Slovenes are bro tier

mark my words it will be slovenes who come in here to shit on their own country

We have Union beer. That makes me proud

Slovenia is pretty based. Idk about being "The best" country in EU, but they are certainly good in my books.

Looks dead and empty

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Russia isn't part of EU

I'd say it's the best country in the world to live in...if you are well off economically. If you factor in economy it's just ok (like top 15-20 in the world okay).

also, falling for the

>>Bled

jew. Top kek. Yes, good goyim, go to Bled, leave Bohinj all to ourselves.

Because we're in EU aswell

>dead and empty
>makedonija
Aha.

Nice country thats for sure
Doubt theyre the best though

Slovenija is ok

The best county in EU is Luxembourg.

>Slovene beer

Otherwise Slovenia is the most comfy country in Europe.
It has nice mountains and close proximity to the sea, also driving from secovlje to Koper is GOAT surroundings

He was kidding, Slovenian beer is shit and Union tastes like piss. We're a wine nation, not a beer nation.

>aquafresh
My whole family works in Union. Leave it alone, you probably didn't even try it.
The other part is true.
luxewhat?

slolvenia not even a country.

dj pejt rajcat svojo pizdo na vin k cucek
go suck immigrant dick

Luxembourg is not a real country.
It's like Monaco or Vatican and Lichtenstein. It's a meme.

agreed those """countries""" are cities with sovereign borders lol

get off my Sup Forums faggots

>Looks dead and empty
Why is that bad?

there are more and more niggers here, TV is full of pro black and pro "refugee" propaganda, the EU is trying their fucking best to swarm us with even more, plus first mosque soon

it's no where near to the complete takeover some western countries are experiencing, but it's getting worse every year and since the numbers are still low there is yet no significant backlash

fuck you subhuman wagecuck

>wagecuck
"You have a job" is an insult now?
You NEETs are "master race", eh?

hahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahhah

Look at this Luxemberg fag sperging jelly cause nobody talks about his country

Americans and Germans posting about based Slovenia instead... jelly Luxenfag?

Every American knows about Slovenia because of God Emperor's wife

Nobody knows where Luxenbergstein even is, hahahhah! (((Luxenberg))) BTFO

What the fuck happened with Russian flag?

>no backlash
They literally can't find municipalities that will take an asylum centre anymore and every news report about dem fugees is drowned in disapproving comments, kek

pan slavic colors comrade

>Slovenia
>Best in the EU
Do they have good goulash?

Last news I read, absolutely every single mayor in Slovenia is so against asylum centres, that they are thinking about changing the humanitarian laws to not take any doctor ficki fickis anymore.

Oh this gud, but I dont know which of Russian regions Slovenia is?

what is a fick ficki

The flag of the Dutchy of Carniola senpai

Fuck of mongol hell spawn

Lasko is not so bad imho

I'm not Mongol, i'm from Ukraine

Ukraine is mongol central senpai

we have the best parties.

youtu.be/NaOypa-8uIM

You are a doctor of ficki ficki when you migrate to a country with vastly different culture to yours, then rape the women of the host. We have taken in 383 doctors of ficki ficki, but they're locked up in camps. We have decided to take no more anyway and are trying to find a way how to send the 383 back. You know how the saying goes: you gotta go back.

Well, our wine is some of the finest in the world. We have the oldest wine tree in the world etc. We're a wine nation (probably because of you macaronis), not a beer nation. Our beer is "OK" at best. And even that's pushing it.

No, it's a tatar country

Didn't know Slovenia was a wine country, but I realise all of your surrounding countries produce wine so it makes sense

By far not the best anything. It's a shitty banana republic and it's government is about to dissolve....again...

Every relevant company has been or is being sold off.

The unemployment's awful. There are a ton of Albanians and Bosnians everywhere.

The weather's bullshit. The beaches are mediocre. The mountains are okay. The pastures are... wait, who cares?

It's a jack of all trades country in terms of tourism and sports. Not best at anything. IDK why you'd think it's any good. Come see for yourself, then visit some other similar EU country.

>the only way to win is not to play: the country

mountain jews

When I was a kid (something like 9-8 years ago more or less) I often went to Koper and Izola with my mother and a few friends, it wasn't so bad

t. eternal turk

we are better than you, little filty german traitors

Top kek, better at what? Being inbred apes? Anything else?

we have more nobleman than you can ever imagine for yourselves. also we have better culture, and better national identity unlike yours which is based on german model, cocksuckers

>I had to google it

And yes we do, but it's written 'golaž'.
>My grandma makes better one than your grandma

People here drink more wine than water, almost every family in the countryside has a vineyard.

šupak transtrojanski

Oh, you're calling the alpha guerrilla nobleman nowadays? Very cute t*rkroach.

t. turkish rape baby

>in the eu

slovenia is OK, we keep old traditions. We are get ready for winter rape forest feast. We camouflage ourselves with coal dust and drag pretty girls to forest. that is why not so many slovenian girls like black man.
When we want winter to end, we dress as sheep men and drag women to forest and rape. This scares away winter and then is spring for whole world.
Be thanks to us.

man this flag really confuses me

but can also be surprise when sheep man is sheep woman. Very traumatic.

>nikola tesla
>alpha guerrilla nobleman
kys faggot and don't be so jelly btw

here sheep men emerge from forest before rape
does not have to be feast for drag girl or very girly boy to forest.

People of all creeds and races are welcome in Slovenia, we're very progressive. We even elect black politicians.

We're not bigoted like other Slavs.

please get rid of the commie blocks, then it will be comfy af

It doesn't have an economy beyond receiving EU gibsmedat.

First of all, you started with the insults. Second of all, you're all untermensch to us. Serbs, bosniaks, turks, monteniggers, all shit. So don't delude yourself that this 1 person in your entire history makes a difference, when even he ran from Serbia the very second he could. Your country is shit. The biggest achievement a Serb can reach in his lifetime is to immigrate to Slovenia. Get real, ape.

yes good idea invite foreigner
more unsuspecting girl, much easier than wary slovene ones

>open thread
>don't see this pic

Pretty disappointing tbqh

since when is herman cain a slovenian mayor?

Dude, we receive LESS money from EU than German politicians spend on fucking fountain pens.

Why do I even bother, you're just another s*rbroach.

Union is okay, but Laško is by far the best beer south of Czechoslovakia.

nikola tesla is croatian

>serb
>born in today austro-hungarian empire
>croatian
his homeland wasn't even croatian you dumbfuck. dream on

who?

stay deluded s*rb LMAO

ne seri

why is there 2 slovenias

yeah, he even deluded himself by saying that he's a serb lel

i ofc count Serbia as bro-tier, but doubt its best in eu

oh wait is not it Slovakia?

its russia

nice fake info

It's poor and people flee it to get jobs. See your first lady.

is that why you burned his family house to the ground? Because he was croatian?

>nice fake info
enlight us then, convince the whole world that he's croatian, lmao

Have you heard the Slovenian national rape forests anthem
youtube.com/watch?v=IwLSrNu1ppI

I don't get what the big deal is with Tesla being a Serb. He wasn't really an ardent nationalist, ethnic or (((civic))).

>croat
opinion discarded
Nikola Tesla je
S R B
R
B

Bog je tudi srb.

Maybe you mountain kikes keep all the good Union for yourself, it wouldn't surprise me at all.

i understand that you don't learn that thing in your schools, but he loved serbia and even visited it many times. he was a true patriot

lmao the propaganda taught in your schools is funny

>implying serbs have schools

top kek, 10/10

One has to separate memes from reality
Until they become one
Yes, we do (export and domestic are diffrent ofc)
Also unfiltered is the best (here it's available alot)
Your country has propaganda in schools too let's be real

stupid jelly balkan flooding thread because they can't rape girl in forest

i learned that from american journalists, and you're too retarded to understand that serbs had absolute zero influence in writing such articles

atleast theyre not self hating slavs that are taught about how much superior germans and austrians are in their schools

srbe na vrbe

Based Hofer will make Austria great again. Slovenia can't compete.

this

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