Shalom brothers,
Welcome to the Jewish board of Sup Forums, all Goyim threads should be moved to /x/ so they get discredit.
Please, feel free to post and discuss Jewish knowledge here.
>No Stars of David allowed, that's a pagan symbol.
>We reject Zionism and the State of Israel.
>Talmud discussions are allowed but they must not be mixed with discussions about the Torah. Please be respectful.
Resources:
jewfaq.org
factslides.com
orthodox-jews.com
fuck off jew and die
double numbers and you die in your sleep tonight
notspamorågonal
A Brazilian monkey... of course.
Why did you kill Jesus?
Nigga we Jews now
oy vey stop being bad goyim
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So we karaite Jews now? Sweet.
Why do you reject the state of Israel?
It clearly came back in the manner it was prophecied. Though they will be decimated by the coming Magog war to set them on the right track (rejecting paganism and Talmudism for ex)
Either way, there are still good Jews in Israel and it's still God's chosen land.
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Schlomon Edelowsky checking in.
Fuck off Goyim, Kek favors the Chosen.
Welcome brother
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>less than 1000 Jews in Ireland
>several counties have had Jewish mayors/lord mayors, including Cork, Youghal and Dublin
Please cuck us more, average IQ 110 Ubermensch. I'm getting circumcised next week in celebration of Judaism.
>muh cringy d*bs posting, which is against the rules btw, will decide anything
i for one welcome our new jewish overlords
I am converting to judaism just so I can never be critized
How do we get Trump to bomb Iran and invade Syria?
Which topics are to post this week? Which ones are to be derailed?
I missed the meeting :/
Messianic Jew reporting
welp i guess we're jews now.
>No Stars of David allowed, that's a pagan symbol.
Hmm ok then. sounds reasonable enough. although it was used by king solomon and in the Kabbalah according to tradition.
>We reject Zionism and the State of Israel.
Then fuck off to Meah shearim or to Iran. Have fun throwing diapers and sucking arab cock you dhimmi.
>Talmud discussions are allowed but they must not be mixed with discussions about the Torah. Please be respectful.
You that the Talmud is basically a collection of Torah interpretations right?
I bet you're not even jewish.
The Jews are a cursed and disfavored people who murdered their Messiah. Any and all evil that befalls them is richly deserved.
What's up bros?
Been posting here for almost 4+ yrs now. Grew up in an orthodox home on the West coast. How do we redpill fellow handrubbers on Zionism? Luckily my dad and Zayde taught me well.
Arabs are ass don't get me wrong, but Solomon would've crucified every faggot in Tel Aviv
Honest question,
What do Jews think about the Netherlands?
en.wikipedia.org
fuck off goy, Sup Forums is a Jewish board
>We reject Zionism and the State of Israel.
So the one thing that ensures the continued existence of Judaism?
Really glad that I rarely post outside of a certain general or two - I get to avoid dumb niggers such as yourself.
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I can tell you that most people I know think of the Netheralnds as a place for smoking weed.
I personally think you're a nice country with an interesting culture and history. But you have too much Atheism and need to elect based Geert WIlders
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Look at this map for example and compare the Netherlands with other countries.
global100.adl.org
Why do you have such an ugly, disgusting culture? Can you stop being disgusting?
because he was a jew.
you fake jew. filthy khazarkike.
>be ctr
>shitpost until digits
>circlejerking with jew bros to fool Sup Forums into believing kek likes kikes
>literally actual admitted kikes on this thread, one literally from israel
fooling Sup Forums is easier than normie-goyim
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Jews played an important role in the creation of our country
Lets become and make israel the thailand of the middle east.
Become budhists*
Life is a simulation anyways.
>I bet you're not even jewish.
STFU Chaim, the goyim are supposed to think it's all a joke.
Have you not heard? We are the jews now
Butthurt Mizrachi detected.
What's the matter? you jelly of all the genious Ashkenazi's in comparison with your Arsim singers and falafel salesmen?
Typical WE WUZ nigger tactic. You can't compete with us so you call us 'fake jews' like the niggers call the white civilizations black.
>>We reject Zionism and the State of Israel.
Fuck off diaspora cuck.
>No Stars of David allowed, that's a pagan symbol.
>We reject Zionism and the State of Israel.
>Talmud discussions are allowed but they must not be mixed with discussions about the Torah. Please be respectful.
Fine. First question: Why the fuck don't ya'll carry out the sacrifices as required by the covenant of your ancestors?
Because in the place where a great and glorious temple must stand we have a sandnigger shrine which we can't even enter to pray in.
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Do Jews want peace?
Listen here, goyim. You have no say over us the chosen people of god.
You faggots made do for 40 years in the fucking desert, just build a new temple somewhere else
where is my /oklahoma/ jewish brethren at? anyone wanna meet up at the Chabad Community Center for Jewish Life and Learning?
>be kike shitposting kike shit
>get a binary get
>member the ETI shit? "zeropoint energy"?
Yes. peace through creating greater Israel and kicking the mudslimes back to Arabia where they came from.
If I told you I was a Jew would you believe me?
Calm down bitch
kek schlobediah edelowsky
We can't. it's against the Deutronomistic law of the focusing of rituals. It's blaspheous to built bamot in any place besides the Temple mount in Jerusalem.
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why tunisian jewish so based
youtube.com
yes, everyone can be Jew if he has a Jew in his heart
Oy vey
Mizrahim are just as much part of Israel as Ashkenazim, and Israel wouldn't be exactly where it was today if it weren't for them - regardless of the higher IQ and European culture that Ashkenazim bring. No need for division.
There needs to be more Jewish anime.
Galil chan is not enough
rollerino
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>It clearly came back in the manner it was prophecied
Not even close. But i wouldn't expect a goiym to know any better.
fuck jews. Burn in hell
Schmudonai Barenstein
>you will never be jewish
should I off myself, /goys/?
Oven dodger
Do you dare defy keks will?
Agreed fuck Talmudism.
And I think Israel should exist only if it can pay for itself.
hey mudshits
>Deutronomistic law of the focusing of rituals
What verses say that. Best I can see, as long as you only have one Temple at a time, ya'll should be fine. Ya'll are refusing to honor the covenant because you can't move past a hunk of rock someone decided belongs to them now.
your eye color and earlobes look chosen to me
Hmm
Do jews ever accept converts? Even if you get circumcised, learn hebrew, read the talmud and torah, etc, will they genuinely see you as Jewish or exclude you?
He is so influenced by madonna its funny
Hello Judean brothers, im depressed the goyim didnt meet our black Friday standards. We must alter the stockmarket to relinquish our God given shekels. Praise yahweh
WROOONG.
So I recently found out I'm jewish enough to come to Israel for free should I?
Mohel Kvetchberg
Over here in Israel yes.
Hell, most ruskies and others who aren't "actually" Jews are pretty much Jews, they are Israelis so them converting is more of a legal and formal thing, but they are basically Jews.
depends on your dedication
Shalom! David HebrewJew-Moneygrabber reporting in.
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Better go to thailand instead.. I would if i could.
of course, visit the christian holy land.
let's do this
I... I don't think I qualify for a birthright trip to thailand.
>20% Arabs
>20% Russians
>50% Mizrashits
>10% Ashkenazim mustard race
No, it sucks.
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Communist threads, Jewish Gens, wtf is going on
How do you do fellow Jews?
What type of Jews are you?
goddamn
Do you look chosen sir?