Why didnt rand win

Why didnt rand win

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He sold himself out to the Jews when he said he wanted to ban the rebel flag

Why doesn't he get a respectable haircut? I honestly think that costs him so much support.

He's for shit policies.

too short sighted

Manlet

>muh principles
>muh constituation

nobody can stand the rand

he is to cute and too much of a sweetie for us filthy vermon

Because he sperged out

when will they ever learn?

This. Speaking as a manlet, you will never be as respected as a tall person. People don't even move out of your way when you're walking down the street. You have to move out of their way or they'll just bump into you.

because he has the hair of a 70's porn actor

Because trump was running

The stakes were too high

Because he has the charisma of week old lettuce, his words carry no power or conviction when you listen to him and everyone knows he is still bought and payed for just like all the other establishment candidates.

>5'4"

Because he can't measure up to his father

I'll tell you why. Because the elections are treated like American Idol. No one gives a fuck about actual politics until around the last week of november when it all comes into reality that which is the lesser of evils.
The reason why trump won the primaries at all was his personality. If rand was a bit more outlandish and rowdy he'd of had a shot too. People love gossip and he said, she said.

Its retarded we let stupid people vote now.

He came off as weak, should've campaigned more bombastically.