Simple Risk

Yes, it can't get anymore retarded than this. Pick a color and a name. We only have 4 player slots in this one.

Green
Shep

trip

Accounted for.

picking red

based blue

ally?

We need a yellow

Nap? I'll be easier to kill the left

Yellow

Yellow

yep. i'll accept a NAP. fuck saz for not allying wit me

:(

yes

?

Yellow

Too late fagavor

Roll everyone

Kill red

kill yellow spill red

green is going to kill red

red better do something

kek you nigger.
Kill green.

what the fuck is your problem you autist? we're allies.

waiting on yellow

yellow you better come back

kill red

with both green and red tying and no yellow player, blue takes the lead and kills everyone but green

green needs to kill all of blue's territories to win.

sorry you were too late, yellow

Peacemup

We have an NAP

too fucking bad, I say you need to kill each other

one color to rule them all, faggot

We will not attack eachother

then I will ressurect yellow and force you all to kill each other, bitch

Kill yellow

A E S T H E T I C P A L I

roll'n for yellow

kill blue

KILL GREEN

FUCK YOU ALL

ohhhh shit

yellow has made a comeback!

looks liek I won't have to AI yellow

Dat pali tho

yellow and green are tied

blue is afk

plus I drew a penis with blood squirting out

Kill yellow

NUKE BLUE

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Lol ur already ded son

you will die in the after life

>NAZXI
literal nazi

um, green wins the skirmish

blue isnt there

Peacemup

yellow suddenly ressurects himself again for game balance and bantz!

yellow is jesus christ

Kill yellow

Bring back red. this isnt over

KILL GREEN

red makes a quick ressurection

yellow takes the lead

green is left with only 1t

KILL YELLOW

Kill green

kill everyone

TAKE OUT RED
FUCK COMMIES

Defend kill yellow and cede lands to Red

RESURRECT PINK

red is in the lead now due to green's generosity

KILL YELLOW!

GOOKS DIE!

KILL GREEN

YELLOW SUPER POWER 2016

kill everyone

i'm red you autist wtf

not anymore you aren't

this brown american immigrant replaced you because you're white and that's racist

sorry you were laid off

kill yourself
I'm red and that's it nigger

red wins with yellow going after green and red going after yellow

red rules them all

red wins

communism apparently does work

Red dies, Yugoslavia breaks up.

Game starts again.

SUDDENLY THE GAME RESTARTS

with an even BIGGER PENIS

Tito, out.

FUCK YOU GREEN DIE

unfortunately the gamemaster has died from a brain aneurysm due to all the autism

the game will never come back

ever

new game?

okay, but you're hosting

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