Yes, it can't get anymore retarded than this. Pick a color and a name. We only have 4 player slots in this one.
Simple Risk
Green
Shep
trip
Accounted for.
picking red
based blue
ally?
We need a yellow
Nap? I'll be easier to kill the left
Yellow
Yellow
yep. i'll accept a NAP. fuck saz for not allying wit me
:(
yes
?
Yellow
Too late fagavor
Roll everyone
Kill red
kill yellow spill red
green is going to kill red
red better do something
kek you nigger.
Kill green.
what the fuck is your problem you autist? we're allies.
waiting on yellow
yellow you better come back
kill red
with both green and red tying and no yellow player, blue takes the lead and kills everyone but green
green needs to kill all of blue's territories to win.
sorry you were too late, yellow
Peacemup
We have an NAP
too fucking bad, I say you need to kill each other
one color to rule them all, faggot
We will not attack eachother
then I will ressurect yellow and force you all to kill each other, bitch
Kill yellow
A E S T H E T I C P A L I
roll'n for yellow
kill blue
KILL GREEN
FUCK YOU ALL
ohhhh shit
yellow has made a comeback!
looks liek I won't have to AI yellow
Dat pali tho
yellow and green are tied
blue is afk
plus I drew a penis with blood squirting out
Kill yellow
NUKE BLUE
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Lol ur already ded son
you will die in the after life
>NAZXI
literal nazi
um, green wins the skirmish
blue isnt there
Peacemup
yellow suddenly ressurects himself again for game balance and bantz!
yellow is jesus christ
Kill yellow
Bring back red. this isnt over
KILL GREEN
red makes a quick ressurection
yellow takes the lead
green is left with only 1t
KILL YELLOW
Kill green
kill everyone
TAKE OUT RED
FUCK COMMIES
Defend kill yellow and cede lands to Red
RESURRECT PINK
red is in the lead now due to green's generosity
KILL YELLOW!
GOOKS DIE!
KILL GREEN
YELLOW SUPER POWER 2016
kill everyone
i'm red you autist wtf
not anymore you aren't
this brown american immigrant replaced you because you're white and that's racist
sorry you were laid off
kill yourself
I'm red and that's it nigger
red wins with yellow going after green and red going after yellow
red rules them all
red wins
communism apparently does work
Red dies, Yugoslavia breaks up.
Game starts again.
SUDDENLY THE GAME RESTARTS
with an even BIGGER PENIS
Tito, out.
FUCK YOU GREEN DIE
unfortunately the gamemaster has died from a brain aneurysm due to all the autism
the game will never come back
ever
new game?
okay, but you're hosting
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