Any Tito Broz in the house?

Any Tito Broz in the house?

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Drug Tito should have lived forever . I hate communism but Tito is an exception .

whoa u leftypol memesters are getting crafty, i could barely tell this is a shill thread!

tito couldn't even speak our language, he was russian

Dude was gonna turn us into a nuclear power . Now.we are a bunch of.cucked little nations . We would literally have nukes now we could threaten people with . We had the 3rd largest army in Europe. Living conditions were better . The only thing I blame him for.is Bleiburg. That should have never happened.

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stupid crt faggots are shilling for the reds now aparently

>Balkans
>Nukes

This is how you get a radioactive lake between Greece and the rest of Civilized Europe.

Balkans were pretty much civilized under Tito's rule idiot, he crushed their degeneracy

I know the Balkans were stable during Tito, I'm talking about after his death. Could you imagine if one or more of the former Yugos had nukes?

>one nuke flying right to Ankara the other one to Mecca
Yeah, I can seee it right in front of my eyes

Don't agree with everything he did, but definitely the best example of a non-retarded socialist.

And what if Alija had a nuke?

>Dude was gonna turn us into a nuclear power . Now.we are a bunch of.cucked little nations . We would literally have nukes now we could threaten people with . We had the 3rd largest army in Europe. Living conditions were better . The only thing I blame him for.is Bleiburg. That should have never happened.
i agree
we would have been a force to be reckoned with if only yugoslavia didnt ban nationalism (you couldnt identify as a croatian or make a joke about tito, you go to naked island , croatian version of Gulag)

>imblying

nothing
because the second someone on this planet fired a nuke
someone else would fire a nuke on THEM, triggering a domino effect
it isnt easy to just throw nukes around without expecting one to come down on you

Should have gotten bombed along with the rest of the communist trash

Fuck their federalism, antiserbism etc etc, i hope they all burn in hell

>muslim
>not wanting to get 72 virgins

Give me a break, Alija would've thrown that fucker right over to Milosevic if he had the chance, you dogfucking croat

He was based as fuck and his market socialism actually worked. Its sad that petty nationalism ruined his country.

Croats were chimping out and committing terrorist attacks every other day. Under Tito they invented the tactics that BLM and ISIS use right now. Middle Eastern shitholes are more stable that Yugoslavia was under Tito's rule.

>And what if Alija had a nuke?
>implying a muslim roach with the IQ in the 70s knows about the function or value of a nuke
Dude, there is literally no timeline for such scenario

Wish I could deport all the Tito fanboys

Exactly, hence the radioactive lake that would be the balkans

Alija was an idiot. He probably wouldn't have tried to nuke Belgrade though in all fairness to the mate, despite my rather low opinion of him.

>muslim

Don't underestimate islamic turkish rape turds

TITO VAMPIR

Yeah and Alija was pretty fanatical at that. Didn't he write a book called The Islamic Constitution or Islamic State in the 70s?

But I do believe despite his rabid fanaticism that he would have realized the consequences of nuking Belgrade, I.e. getting turned into a crater by Russia.

>Croats were chimping out and committing terrorist attacks every other day

Kek, I wonder who were the subhumans who blocked the roads with trees like some african monkeys-

Fuck that cunt.
Fucking leaf shilling fagggot gtfo Sup Forums.

>Croat
Just fuck off.

This

He's probably some diasporafag who thinks Tito is some sort of God because muh bratstvo

why do you care? Balkan problems mostly stayed on Balkan, even now, there are no Balkan terror groups in Europe, there are no suicide bombings, there are no slashers, there are no AR-15 killers from Balkan

Balkan is very civilized place, let me remind you what happened in 1939. or before that, germs fought other Europeans, we fight among ourselves

*bratstvo i jedinstvo

No, he just spoke funny because he spent a lot of time as a kid living with his Slovene grandfather.

Besides, there's plenty of villages in Zagorje where people actually spoke like that before there was television to tell them they were doing it all wrong.

He does have some appeal, but Yugoslavia would have been a lot better off if it was liberated by the west. Or not drawn into the war by literal retards in the first place.

If he could have turned us into a nuclear power, he would have. It's not like we were on the verge of becoming one in 1980 and then when he died everyone just decided "nah, let's scrap that".

That's a load of shit user, maybe the jokes about Tito, but only about 10% of the population of SFRJ ever officially identified as Yugoslav. Look at some old documents.

We were quite stupid to go to war over some Serb-populated backwaters, desu

That, and throwing molotovs at the JNA when they're going back to Serbia like we asked them to was pretty goddamn retarded.

Good god, if only NATO hadn't gotten involved we would've had an answer to both the kebab and croat problems.

Tito fanboys are so cringey

>explaining to an idiotic blue-pilled friend how the "everyone had jobs in Juga" is a myth
>he insists I'm making this shit up and that I'm a white-coat traitor/reactionary
>proceed providing him with stats and sources for my claims
>comes back with "okay, but those that wanted to work, had the jobs"

pls fuck off

Vukovar and Knin are part of velika srbija

Don't even try to deny it, ujko.

Tito & Hoxha were gods amongst men

I honestly couldn't give a fuck about either, they're just leeching money off the productive part of the country anyway.

>hoxha

The paranoid retard from the Adriatic? This is bait, but how does it feel that Hoxha's legacy are a bunch of abandoned meme bunkers crawling with cockroaches that people live in? And Tito's legacy is civil war and ethnic cleansing?

i agree with this mountain jew

Yeah so gib our clay back and we want reparations for oluja 95

I thought you were just following the canadian paradigm of "if you run away from an enemy army on a tractor you win".

We're the ones who should be asking for reparations for such a crushing defeat.

Yet you could have easily identified as Serbian. My father served in JRM(Yugoslavian navy) for 25 years as a radio non comm. the stories he told me about commissioned Serbians are mind boggling. Those like me who have intimate knowledge about the day to day abuses perpetrated by Serbians against everyone who is not Serbian would tell you that Yugoslavia was always destined to fail. Pan Slavic federation of states is an excellent idea but execution was always flawed and deeply unfair to non Serbians

No and I'm not canadian brate I'm from Republika Srpska I'm here for school kek

Bad troll 3/10

Yes

That depended heavily on where you were stationed. Everyone I ever talked to that served in the Yugoslav army or navy always said that everyone was bro-tier, but the Slovenians were fucking faggots.

Bosnia is the most unstable ex-Yu country atm. Is it going to fall apart soon? I'd say even Serbia has better chances of not falling apart yet again.

Are you talking about Tito Dick, Dickman, baby?

Split. JRM headquarters. Give me a break man I met hundreds of of former jna vets and stories all check out. There was a deep seethed resentment in 4th guard brigade against the jna and jrm and for a very good reason but keep believing your bs

Funny lol, my grandmother's brother who served few years in JLA said by far the most loyal friends were Serbs and Bosnians, Croats were fags, but the least trustworthy of all were Slovenians.

>stories a guy living in freedomland heard from "hundreds" of people are somehow superior to those I heard in a country that was actually part of yugoslavia

Sure thing , champ.

We're (Republika Srpska) having a referendum in 2017 so I could see stuff happening. It's getting tense in Sarajevo where there are lots of contact between Serbs and Bosnjaci, but where I'm from its not really tense because it's more or less 100% serb

Fug

yes evil serbian bias
that's why bosnia, macedonia, vojvodina and kosovo got more power, because Tito was pro-serb and biased towards serbs
while in the same time Belgrade was a multycultural center where being a serb was A FUCKING WHITE MALE

I was in Croatia at the time living in split, with my father being in JRM. Why don't you read the post before announcing to the world that you're an imbecile

I was wondering why you guys don't separate from Bosnia. Knew some people from Srebrenica (orthodox).

You're probably doing Bosnia a favour if you decide to leave.

>Istra
>Croatia
fuck off those guys arent even human

The bosnians don't want us to leave because without us the smart ones know they will turn into allahu akbar. We're the only thing stopping modern Bosnia from turning into Kosovo (fundamentalist camps and Gulf state money paying for everything).

I am from bijeljina.

I've been told that Slovenes and Albanians were constantly scrutinized by officers for hanging out in their own circles

Those circles of course happened because of language differences. Not everyone wants to speak serbo-croat for 18 months.

My grandfathers and most of my family was naive enough to work in germany while sending money back home in yugoslavia so rich/middle class can get free vacation and shit like that.

Yugoslavia was never great for average joe!!!

Because you didn't say that in the post, genius.

Anyhow, it's anecdotal evidence at best.

The problem was not being a Serb, and multicultural cucked Belgrade was never a solution. Everything was run out of Belgrade, the design of the state was centralistic.

I would say Serbs were getting cucked (ideologically-politically) more than the others, however it was Slovenians who ended up paying taxes and Serbs ended up managing that money.

This is how you ruin a country.

Not a commie but Tito was sure as hell better then neoliberal cia/kissinger puppet Pinochet

Yeah, just look at how Pinochet's country broke apart with ethnic strife ten years after he was no longer in power!

Why do so many people have such a hate boner for Istra?

>blaming based Tito for subhuman slavshits' inability to get along

He raised Phil and loves the ladies.

>t. burger whose country can't get a handle on its nigger or spic problem

Oh the irony!

He was a Croat.

>Bosnia turns into allahu akbar
Like Albania 1.2?

Goli Otok had a rather small population, and IIRC it was mostly nationalist figures and people accused of Stalinist or Soviet ties.

...

Worse. Bosnia already has quasi micro ISIS villages far in the mountains.

>Based Tito
Yeah no
>Slavs don't get along
We get along, we just don't want to pay taxes so the goatfuckers from Kosovo can steal Mercedes and have state funded healthcare.

If I remember correctly, Yugoslavia indeed did have some unemployment. Its economy was structured differently from that of the Soviet Union.

this

During the informbiro period, sentencing people for "Stalinism" was turned from a judicial to an administrative process.

You could get sent there just for pissing off your neighbor.

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It's not Tito's fault he died. He can only be blamed for not taking enough action to secure the stability of the region.

Can you post explanation and sources please?

Did Yugoslavia really get funded by USA only because Tito played smart at getting donations from both Russia and USA?

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LONG LIVE AND PROSPER YUGOSLAVIA

Right, because I'm sure everyone will drop their centuries old ethnic grievance because old fat man told us some commie memes, lol, fuck off burger

>Did Yugoslavia really get funded by USA only because Tito played smart at getting donations from both Russia and USA?
Yes that's true but I'm not competent to explain that as I don't know too much on that subject, someone else would explain from our Slav comrades.

because they laugh at this

How come Franco's Spain didn't collapse into civil war ten years after he died? How come China didn't collapse after Mao or any of his successors died? How did the Roman empire not collapse when Caesar was killed? Even the Mongols maintained their empires for centuries after the death of Genghis Khan.

Tito and his associates set a rotten foundation. He objectively performed worse than any of the aforementioned leaders.

Tito is just a local brand, a part and powerful symbol of an unusual era in this region's history, and that's the only reason he's remembered fondly.

I don't really get it.

TITO
DICK
DICKMAN BABY

RAISED PHIL AND HE LOVES THE LADIES

Spain and China don't have the volatile ethnic history that the Balkans have.
>How did the Roman empire not collapse when Caesar was killed? Even the Mongols maintained their empires for centuries after the death of Genghis Khan.
Ummm... they did.

So here's my understanding so far about why so many people are nostalgic about Yugoslavia:
>Most pensioners love Yugoslavia because quality of life was better back in the day
>Survival bias: those who disagreed with the system might not have been left to survive
>USA/USSR donations is what kept the socialism 'functioning' for a while
>Socialism leads to privatisation which could be done in a good way like Slovenia or in a shit way like Macedonia
>Quality of life on the Balkans today is low as a result of a shit privatisation, which is a result of the end of socialism, which should not have existed in the first place.
>Pensioners however unconditionally compare life then and life now and conclude that Capitalism is cancer because today's quality of life is shit

Is this the reason for all this Tito fangayism? Are pensioners the Boomers of the Balkans?

We'll have to wait for this user bring the sources I guess.

>Spain and China don't have volatile ethnic history
Yes they do. "Spanish" and "Chinese" aren't ehtnonyms, they just describe people living in Spain or China.

>>How did the Roman empire not collapse when Caesar was killed? Even the Mongols maintained their empires for centuries after the death of Genghis Khan.

Caesar was killed in 44 BC, the Western Roman Empire collapsed in 476 AD, Byzantium in 1453 AD.

The lands Genghis conquered were divided by his children as was Mongolian custom, they didn't collapse into civil war. They carved out rather impressive empires of their own.

Well, it's true that quality of life is a lot shittier than earlier in every country except Slovenia.

And it's getting worse here, our corrupt and inefficient government is the reason we're falling behind other ex-commies like Czech republic and Slovakia

You guys can always move out.

I know but we're not a total shithole, it just pains me to see how we are turning into one instead of reaching our potential

This, Slovenia always had the most potential of all the ex-yu countries
t.Serb

he wouldn't have done shit

NATO/EU/USA jews cucked all of eastern europe after the USSR fell apart

A united Yugoslavia would either get peacefully cucked by NATO like the rest of eastern europe or it would get invaded like Iraq, there is no place in the modern world for independent nations.

Life was easier, but globalisation and technological progress has made times slightly wilder. Old people miss times when they were wild and times were peaceful, but these days aren't coming back no matter what.

It's really not the shitty living standards. It's just the lack of progress you know.