Thanks to President Maduro, everyone in Venezuela is now a millionaire!
His government has printed 1.6 trillion bolivars in the last 50 days, more than tripling the amount of money in circulation.
The economic crisis is solved! And you faggots said Communism doesn't work.
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haha seeee you idiots?
you just have to CORRECTLY implement communism and it'll work perfectly!
>three years ago one million Bolivars were worth $155,000
>today one million Bolivars will get you about $250
Holy FUCK
Hey, it's the same recipe that the eurocrats are using. What could possibly go wrong?
Is the paper and ink used in those banknotes worth more than the actual banknotes themselves?
>His government has printed 1.6 trillion bolivars in the last 50 days
Way to go, Zimbabwela
Suicide rates must be skyrocketing
fucking hell
Enjoy the $750,000 loaf of bread
Right now a loaf of bread is about 4,000Bs, up just slightly slightly from the 2Bs it cost before the obvious capitalist sabotage began.
The best part is that Venezuela also has coinage. 100 centimo in a bolivar.
i'll try to buy a qt Venezuelan gf now
thanks op
Oh god no way this can be real. Humanity still has hope r-right?
we never had hope, we've always been doomed user.
Congrats to all those in Venezuela with fixed interest loans
Brown people are shit
Non whites are shit people, to be exact
Some jews can look like whites, so we tattoo star of David's on every jews forehead
Just oven em
There is a lot of wisdom in this post. Reminds me of Yugoslavia in 1989 I. Which I happened to live at the time. People were paying of their car loans in 6 months and houses in less than a year due to hyper turbo ultra super inflation
well someone didn't pay attention in history class
So since Venezuela is at Wiemar levels of inflation, will they get a Hitler?
This is just epic. We live in blessed times, who would have thought we get to see another zimbabwe-level inflation running!
that would be grat.
gran colombia will rise again.
>Yugoslavia
What part exactly?
Not sure if I should laugh at people that invest in forign money who happened to have alot of assets in monoploy money I mean bolivrs,
or if I should feel bad for them
>implying history isn't bourgeois propaganda like math and agriculture
Are we going to see a Zimbabwe-tier hyperinflation?
Why did they want this?
What's in the shitty country worth taking? Oil?
Shit like this is why I tell people to buy different currencies before investing in the '''stock''' market
this is about the same as 1923 levels of inflation
now we just need the venezuelan hitler
Uh-oh... D-Did Kek try to tell us something?!
NEVER FORGET
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Could they stop this from causing more inflation if the government forced prices to stay the same and made Venezuela capable of sustaining itself? Or is this idea about as retarded as printing money to fix your economy?
maybe Sup Forums could be the next hitler
we could meme hitler's economic policies as a way to solve a hyper-inflation crysis, on the grounds that it is a tried and true method.
underrated
Yeah I'm sure more socialism will fix the problems caused by socialism.
>And just like Christ multiplied the p̶e̶n̶i̶s̶e̶s bread and fish...
youtu.be
and to think the DM was actually a decent currency and you gave it up.
if Sup Forums can use meme magic to meme in a president of a super power, it can meme in another president in any country
20 billion dollar bills when?
this is GREAT NEWS!
Now i can wallpaper on of my rooms in foreign money like i did with Zimbabwe money in a previous house
Raise you 100 000 000 000 000
just a few more firing squads until the communist dream is realized
Individuals must be sacrificed for the greater good, after all.
Funny things is that those are worth more as collector items than they were as currency
>western money
>printed with monuments, world leaders, and other shit
>african money
>a pile of rocks
Fuck you Venezuela, we still hold for the highest inflation in the continent
>a pile of rocks
It represents the judicial system
>the judicial system
>stone the white farmers to death
seems accurate.
I wonder how bitcoin is being traded down there
Perfect test case
cute
I have a 50'000'000'000'000 laying around somewhere, as well as some 1923 Mark notes. I'll post them if I can find them
Seems Chile just got more cheap labour :^)
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The numbers say yes.
>Dude how is economy real ahahahah dude like print more money lmao.
the judicial system of rocks
Wow, hyperinflation before the end of the year. Great plan.
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cool, they should sell their money dude.I would buy one million for 250 bucks, that pile of money is totaly worth it
>The value of the metal in that coin is infinitely bigger than the value of the coin.
>What is the purpose of money
Care to start a gypsy business anyone? We exchange 100$ into Venezuelan notes, then we change the notes for coins, then take them out of the country and sell them to copper collectors.
lol. this pic
That's nothing, everybody in Africa is a billionaire.
>picture related if you want to buy bread
White Zimbabwe, here we go!
forgot pic
>Venezuela
>white
just wondering if all that paper is worth more energy-wise than a regular bread
>Venezuala
>White
You're already thinking about it more than they are.
Nothing surprising here. Charity always works better than coping with the robbery of the state. God Bless Thomas.
>Venezuela
>white
Do you think we can convince the Clinton Foundation to help Venezuela?
It is.
No. Mulatos can't accomplish anything worthwhile.
>Venezuela
>White
Oh, they will be whiter than any Zimbabwean when this goes in full effect.
see now this will work if the government owns every single business and regulates the price. food, housing, electricity, gas
Good that you thinking about it because Zimbabwe got there because of credits they took and Poland takes the most credits in EU.
I'm afraid venezuelan coins are copper-plated only but good initiative neighbour
So basically Zimbabwe dollars, except it's the Venezuelan version.
this guy gets it.
make sure they come with plastic tits already, they have the best tit doctors in the world in venezuela
>Venezuela fell for the "PRINT MORE MONEY" meme
top kek, how long until we get pictures/vids of Venezuelans buying a loaf of. read with a wheelbarrow full of wads of money
I did it lads. I've become a multi-millionaire. I shorted their currency since the first entrance of their cabinet.
Should I go on a sex vacation to Venezuela?
That's some Zimbabwe third world country bullshit
What could possibly go wrong?
Beautiful
I think Canada might try this next
You're likely to get cannibalized
heh. got a chuckle.
Socialism
It just works.
They could just print some bolivars like these high baller Zimbabwe bucks.
That's the future Bernie Sanders wanted for America.
You'd have to make plans ahead with white girls on Instagram and pay with dollars, otherwise you're only getting disease ridden non-whites.
Seriously. We dodged a bullet with that one.
>I'm gonna make everyone rich
>Cause I'm gonna print more money
>Why hasn't anyone thought of this before?
Dethklok level stupidity
not really, everyone is poor over there anyway
Its the same way Greens think you can increase wealth.
There's a story about the times of the Republic of Weimar, where a guy got his wheelbarrow stolen but the thieves left the piles of money on the ground.
Earlier this year there were lots of Venezuelan flags on Sup Forums, now they are rare-tier. But at least they didn't have to see Sup Forums be flooded by commieposting over the last weeks. Still feels bad.
Bernie would of definitely made that happen in America.
I think Trudeau might try it.
Wheel barrel was probally worth 10 loafs of bread the money was probally worth one.
Where can i buy Venezuelan currency in bulk?
After all the failures of socialism why does South America keep trying? It has never produced anything but misery and tyranny.
They just flee to Brazil, Argentina or Chile. Especially here as they were our "Greatest Allies"