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What's his name again?
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Out with the bad, in with the mad, dog mattis
General Buttfucker.
James "I kill muzzies for gratis" Mattis
Neocon Warmonger
General James "I'll tip my hattis before I kill your fatass" Mattis
James "Destroy Al Shabaab, remove kebab" Mattis
Speaking the god of wars name could cause insanity or even death to mere mortals.
Sir is the only thing you had ever call him to his face. Fucking Sir
James "You will wish you were fighting the nazis" Mattis
Why do the marines love him so much?
callsign: "Chaos"
Here's an anecdotal story I heard from a Tanker when I was going through SOI about the kind of guy Gen. Mattis is
>Be tanker
>Platoon online outside of Fallujah during the early days of the assault.
>Parked around a bridge, on the other side of the river is a bunch of buildings
>standing by to move into the city, tanker sees his section leader bolting from the CP to his tank
>Staff Sergeant tells them to square everything away ASAP, insurgents have been spotted moving into the buildings across of them
>As they are doing so, ADRACs start coming down over the net
>As he begins to prep the tank he feels a knock on his Comm helmet
>He turns around and, with the sun shining behind his head like some kind of Warrior Saint, is the Mad Dog himself
>before he can give the proper greeting of the day he yells "Think I can fire off a shot or two devil dog?"
>next thing he knows he's sighting in and loading rounds with his crew while Gen. Mattis fires the main gun.
>the whole time he's whooping and yelling obscenities at the hajis while tank shells rain death on the dirty Muj trying to return fire on the other side
>Entire block got level and the hajis got removed with their pants down
Lol the guy even had a framed picture of him with Mattis and his tank that he passed around, it was like touching the Shroud of Turin for us lowly boots.
nice digits
James "Pull my finger, out goes a stinger" Mattis
James "Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and you're going to Paradise" Mattis
absolutely magical
That's fucking awesome.
Based Gen. Mattis.
wow great story thanks
James "Meme Magic" Mattis
James "Shredding sandniggers at their wedding" Mattis
James "Kill a muzzie with a cactus" Mattis
Im surprised this guy didn't get Obama-purged along with the rest of the generals who would have fought to save the country.
Maybe he just couldn't find anything on Mattis, didn't have time, didn't get around to him, or Mattis smartly kept his head down.
Whatever, Im glad he didn't get cleansed with the rest of them.
James "Better call of the cater, your wedding turned into a crater" Mattis
James "Napalm tsunami on the Wahhabi" Mattis
James "Dual-wielding Howitzers" Mattis
He did get purged by Obeezy, I remember everyone in my unit hated the nigger even more than we thought possible when he did that.
I have fond memories of cleaning weapons for hours outside of the armory, discussing with my boys, an armorer friend and one of my sergeants on how we'd break into the armory and ASP and go tear assing across SoCal if Obama did anything stupid.
James "Better call off the cater, your wedding turned into a crater" Mattis*
ffs I ruined the best one
James "Napalm ISIS" Mattis
checked
OH SHIT
James "Crazy Canine" Mattis
James "Nothing carpet bombing can't solve" Mattis
Aleppo
Is that old Sam Hyde on the left?
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James 'tag and bag kebab' Mattis
Here's a few I though of...
General James "Five times a day? I'll make you pay" Mattis
General James "Bedtime for the Mudslime" Mattis
General James "Take a piss on ISIS" Mattis
General James "Kebab Shishkebab" Mattis
General James "Fuck a goat? I'll sink your boat!" Mattis
General James "One bullet per virgin" Mattis
General James "Stab Every Arab" Mattis
General James "Pointing my nine on mosque line" Mattis
General James ".50 cal before the 72 virgins" Mattis
General James "The bigger the Sandnigger the more he pulls the trigger" Mattis
General James "Raqqa Raghead Reaper" Mattis
James "nut enuff dakka" Mattis
Jesus Christ, what an uplifting story.
Thanks for the share.
James "if you're brown, you're going to drown" Mattis
James "commit war crimes against mudslimes" Mattis
James "Blow up Mecca and slap your pecker" Mattis
James "Bitches in a hijab, grill them like kebab" Mattis
JAMES THE PRAYING MATTIS
Chaos.
Seriously, he's called Chaos.
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Is he Trump's War Master?
Will he be corrupted by the forces of Chaos?
James "I take it up the ass" Mattis
Brings a tear to my eye. I thought this day would never come.
WHEN DID IT ALL GO SO RIGHT FAMILIA?
Shadilay, checked
Kek remembers his covenant.
Chaos.
Who else thinks there will be less PTSD when its crusade against moslems, rather than cucking Iraq?
praise kek
Fuck you
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James "disregard marital status" Mattis
James "Do we really need to keep the kids alive?" Mattis
When people fight for a cause they are less likely to get ptsd'ed