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Out with the bad, in with the mad, dog mattis

General Buttfucker.

James "I kill muzzies for gratis" Mattis

Neocon Warmonger

General James "I'll tip my hattis before I kill your fatass" Mattis

James "Destroy Al Shabaab, remove kebab" Mattis

Speaking the god of wars name could cause insanity or even death to mere mortals.

Sir is the only thing you had ever call him to his face. Fucking Sir

James "You will wish you were fighting the nazis" Mattis

Why do the marines love him so much?

callsign: "Chaos"

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Get in here and meme tf out and chill
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please

Here's an anecdotal story I heard from a Tanker when I was going through SOI about the kind of guy Gen. Mattis is

>Be tanker
>Platoon online outside of Fallujah during the early days of the assault.
>Parked around a bridge, on the other side of the river is a bunch of buildings
>standing by to move into the city, tanker sees his section leader bolting from the CP to his tank
>Staff Sergeant tells them to square everything away ASAP, insurgents have been spotted moving into the buildings across of them
>As they are doing so, ADRACs start coming down over the net
>As he begins to prep the tank he feels a knock on his Comm helmet
>He turns around and, with the sun shining behind his head like some kind of Warrior Saint, is the Mad Dog himself
>before he can give the proper greeting of the day he yells "Think I can fire off a shot or two devil dog?"
>next thing he knows he's sighting in and loading rounds with his crew while Gen. Mattis fires the main gun.
>the whole time he's whooping and yelling obscenities at the hajis while tank shells rain death on the dirty Muj trying to return fire on the other side
>Entire block got level and the hajis got removed with their pants down

Lol the guy even had a framed picture of him with Mattis and his tank that he passed around, it was like touching the Shroud of Turin for us lowly boots.

nice digits

James "Pull my finger, out goes a stinger" Mattis
James "Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and you're going to Paradise" Mattis

absolutely magical

That's fucking awesome.

Based Gen. Mattis.

wow great story thanks

James "Meme Magic" Mattis

James "Shredding sandniggers at their wedding" Mattis

James "Kill a muzzie with a cactus" Mattis

Im surprised this guy didn't get Obama-purged along with the rest of the generals who would have fought to save the country.

Maybe he just couldn't find anything on Mattis, didn't have time, didn't get around to him, or Mattis smartly kept his head down.

Whatever, Im glad he didn't get cleansed with the rest of them.

James "Better call of the cater, your wedding turned into a crater" Mattis
James "Napalm tsunami on the Wahhabi" Mattis
James "Dual-wielding Howitzers" Mattis

He did get purged by Obeezy, I remember everyone in my unit hated the nigger even more than we thought possible when he did that.

I have fond memories of cleaning weapons for hours outside of the armory, discussing with my boys, an armorer friend and one of my sergeants on how we'd break into the armory and ASP and go tear assing across SoCal if Obama did anything stupid.

James "Better call off the cater, your wedding turned into a crater" Mattis*

ffs I ruined the best one

James "Napalm ISIS" Mattis

checked

OH SHIT

James "Crazy Canine" Mattis

James "Nothing carpet bombing can't solve" Mattis

Aleppo

Is that old Sam Hyde on the left?

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James 'tag and bag kebab' Mattis

Here's a few I though of...

General James "Five times a day? I'll make you pay" Mattis

General James "Bedtime for the Mudslime" Mattis

General James "Take a piss on ISIS" Mattis

General James "Kebab Shishkebab" Mattis

General James "Fuck a goat? I'll sink your boat!" Mattis

General James "One bullet per virgin" Mattis

General James "Stab Every Arab" Mattis

General James "Pointing my nine on mosque line" Mattis

General James ".50 cal before the 72 virgins" Mattis

General James "The bigger the Sandnigger the more he pulls the trigger" Mattis

General James "Raqqa Raghead Reaper" Mattis

James "nut enuff dakka" Mattis

Jesus Christ, what an uplifting story.
Thanks for the share.

James "if you're brown, you're going to drown" Mattis

James "commit war crimes against mudslimes" Mattis

James "Blow up Mecca and slap your pecker" Mattis

James "Bitches in a hijab, grill them like kebab" Mattis

JAMES THE PRAYING MATTIS

Chaos.
Seriously, he's called Chaos.

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Is he Trump's War Master?
Will he be corrupted by the forces of Chaos?

James "I take it up the ass" Mattis

Brings a tear to my eye. I thought this day would never come.

WHEN DID IT ALL GO SO RIGHT FAMILIA?

Shadilay, checked

Kek remembers his covenant.

Chaos.

Who else thinks there will be less PTSD when its crusade against moslems, rather than cucking Iraq?

praise kek

Fuck you

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James "disregard marital status" Mattis

James "Do we really need to keep the kids alive?" Mattis

When people fight for a cause they are less likely to get ptsd'ed