SomaliBro looking for Sup Forumsbro

i dont know about these kid cartoons, but i need your help Sup Forumsbro, i'm a high school English teacher here in Somalia as most of you know, we are currently seeking funds and assistance from kikbook and jewgle. a while back few of you instructed me to write them, you guys told me that they will definitely help us.
so please give me more information as to how to contact them and what should i write them.

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africa.undp.org/content/rba/en/home/about-us/procurement.html
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smallbusiness.chron.com/write-letter-requesting-funding-foundation-10805.html
pastebin.com/CJ5h3hmL
independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/mark-zuckerberg-facebook-ceo-sues-hawaii-hundreds-families-force-sell-land-kauai-kuleana-act-a7535731.html
embassypages.com/somalia
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The trick isn't to ask for help, it's to make them feel guilty for not already helping you.

Fuck off nigger.

ohh...ok, and how do i do that? what should i say? example please and i will expand on it.

OY VEY

if i dont get help, i will have to quit my job and migrate to sweden.

Rare flag

Come over here to Canada Somalibro.

i always wanted to go to Canada. what is it like over there? is it very cold as i hear.

Fug. You came to Sup Forums at the wrong time buddy. We are currently merged with /mlp/ and are busy shitposting.

Contact the UN UNICEF or something, also a bunch of nonprofits you could try to find, maybe get help from a religous organization

yea, i got confused for a good minute. brugerbro can you explain what with these grown men worshiping cartoon horses? i'm finding this obsession hard to understand.

Dear ---,
My name is xx, and I am a yy at zz school in qq. I am writing to you because I am concerned about the quality of education my students are experiencing here. While me and my colleagues are working our hardest to provide a great education for our students, I am worried that we do not have the ??? to prepare them for the kinds of technological jobs that are common in the 21st century.

I know that we have many great minds here that could make amazing future programmers, engineers, doctors, and scientists if they could only get the help they need. (Go on about how jewgle/kikebook can provide that help)

Maybe include a sob story about one of your smart kids, and then a picture of your class. The blacker, malnourished, and girls should be in front.

thats what i tried to do a while back, when i contacted UN UNICEF they told me to get intouch with their branch here in Somalia which i did, but unfortunately its operated by local irrupt men and warlords.

why not come to SA we have jobs just be carefull you dont get a necklace while you are here nigs can get pretty jealous

woow thats it, i need something like that, can you please elaborate more... thank you so much.

you crazy south african apes murder and rape Somalis over there. so no thank you.

You had me going for awhile nice trolling I keked

i swear to god and everything that i love..i am not trolling. i seriously need help.

Pretend to be a prince.

>High School English Teacher
>Somalia

I doubt you're going to get many funds. Somalia has a food and housing crisis, theirs going to be no funds for education of a foreign language.

Switch countries OP. I hear Kenya isn't as bad as some say.

While my colleagues and I *

Also heres a kids sob story
This is Matu. Like many of our students, at his/her young age they have already experience many hardships. Father/Mother died, walks 20 miles to get to school, etc. Their accomplishments in school are rarely valued at home, but her scores on exams and strong nature has earned her the respect of her classmates. They are just one example of the many students like them you could help here. I know she is destined for more than a job in the fields.

You probably want to write this as a letter, and include your email and street address.

I think you're trolling with a vpn but I'm bored.

Underrated

Alright I believe you just thought your post was really funny ironically and that set my troll detector off. Since the UN approach doesnt work you could try religous groups and charities or maybe the World Bank IMF or something

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You're looking for sympathy in the wrong fucking place.

Are you the guy that used to be a pirate?

yes, the ex-pirate translator. thats me
this a photo i posted few month ago in Sup Forums with some of primary school kids...i teach both high school and primary school.

zuckerface will def give you gibs. send it to huffpo, buzzfeed etc and theyll pick it up and hell do it for the pub

who is zuckerface? and what is gibs and huffpo? sorry i'm not a internet wizard, i only come online when the internet connection is working.

Waryaa stop asking these autist for help and get a job. Do you know Farmajo? hook me up with a comfy gov't job.

Has the drought effected you guys?

Also heard the capital and S. Somalia was full of bantus is that true?

the founder of facebook will give you money if you tell the story of your struggle to liberal media outlets. tell them shit like your kids are gonna be pirates if they dont learn english, thats probly not even an embellishment

if you decided to stay and make Somalia great again, be welcomed.
Those indicate otherwise. Die in a fire

btw, how about UNDP, they are looking for people providing their own people education and work, pot of gold credits funded by westerners awaiting you.
Here is the list of coordinators for Africa, not sure who is responsible for Africa, provide me a throw away mail, and I might ask a friend at the UNDP how one may help you but STAY THE HELL OUT OF EUROPE
africa.undp.org/content/rba/en/home/about-us/procurement.html

mean responsible for Somalia

If you are a real SomaliBro, Your IQ would be very low
So tell me, what is:
2 + 2=?

Remember, as a Somali, you should not be able to solve that... you are worst than retarded. your IQ should be less than Coco the gorilla

Now, tell me the answer... prove that You're a Somalian

i have a job. how do you know farmajo? true government jobs are so comfy.

yes this drought is soo bad we have never seen anything like it before.
yes when farmjo won people were so happy celebrating in every city and town...even the pirate at pirate grove were drinking all the alcohol they took from the hijacked tankers. many people died.

but its true these kids have only limited option, they will either take huge risk and migrate to europa or they will become pirates.

And thanks to Sup Forums fucking the board up I can't save it..

Sup Somalifag how's life over there?
Who did you contact so far?

hahaha holy shit, that's brilliant and exactly how you can get money from lefties. Unless you're a white male

for keks sake, new fags
archive.is/Z7k45

I give you money, lots of money if you do porn photos with local somali women.

>Arab inbred pug calling someone a nigger

I'm not a newfag, but didn't think about that.

UNDP do operate in Somalia and help out alot, thanks for the based Austrianbro, how do i make a throw away e-mail.
i have serious interest of migrating to Europe i need this help so we can pursuade more youth from migrating to sweden and germany. i wanna make Somalia GREAT AGAIN.

be sure to include that in your letter then

do you have a video camera? record how hard it is to teach them as it is

Don't listen to this nigger, post ponies!

sorry i break your heart but i have taken online IQ test three weeks ago and i score 121.

>zuckerface
The megakike. Zucker(((((((((((BERG))))))))))))

I hope he hacks my computer and read this.

Hows the women there, got any sex stories?

How long until you make it to Sweden or Germany?

Fuck you leaf. Make Somalia great again faggot

Would you say AIDS is the best way to do population control on Somalians?

we wanna help you "manage" your resources better...
pic related

no one yet..i'm still putting together a letter to send.
i found a great website with the title "How to Write a Letter Requesting Funding From a Foundation"
smallbusiness.chron.com/write-letter-requesting-funding-foundation-10805.html

Somali bro... I only have one question... if you could chose, would you accept whites going to your country and engineering a viable society for your people?. And I mean whites, no jews. Those who built Rhodesia and South Africa.

Horse pussy is the ultimate redpill SomaliBro. We must lose our carnal desires.

you from Malta, you have no money to give. you are from the poorest country in the world. No pirate porn for you.

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just make a new account and post it, I shoot the UNDP guy an email tomorrow and hope he will answer. Also nothing wrong reading their program and what they are currently funding and shooting the coordinators an email with description of project, estimated costs, estimated places of work created and so forth, doesn't need to exceed 5 pages. Keep it short and pregnant. Little smiling children not raping and killing helps too.

Maybe for identification, as you account will be spamed by polacks, we could communicate with PGP.

kek.....i hate sand niggers with passion.

Fucking kek

Just fucking tell me how much you need.

quoted wrong dude there, my negro.

OMG Zuckerberg, he has US$58.6 billion, do you think he can spare few millions to the poor children or hes too greedy to do it.

don't copy from those, you will send another time the same letter. Just follow our advices.

If I were you i would start a channel on jewtube. I earned 133€ last month with shitty videos. You could record what's life like over there.... stories of your students... create content and get the funds. Make a videoblog and DON'T BEG FOR MONEY, BEG FOR FOLLOWERS!

Remember to activate monetization of the video.

You could ask in fiverr to create an opening for you for 5 usd.

I think that's your best option.

if i try to migrate,it will take around 2 months and $5,000 which i dont have.

pastebin.com/CJ5h3hmL
my public key
pics related how to PGP

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we dont have aid here, plus aids doesnt kill people over night so its not an effective method to control the population. havent been to high school leaf.

kek.. 400K people living here and we have a 9 billion gross national income per year...

We are richer than for example Italy.

Let's get it straight... you are not from our species
our cities are not designed for you
you will suffer in the west.
enjoy those amazing rape scenery of Somalia
In the west you'll go to a cage for raping
do not come over... It doesn't worth it

yea absolutely as long as they dont try to colonies us, which is something known for white man to do so often.

What do you think my nigga?

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post pics of your sex maid Somali bro

make her pose with your AK

ok. if i visit that website will my computer get virus and die...or its safe.

Somalia has schools? And internet?!

swedenbro thanks, you guys are always nice and polite.

its a swizz email provider who has end to end encryption. So you may worry about mountain jews, but regular jews want get your data, what is more than one can expect

He's a Jew, so obviously he won't give shit.

if i make youtube, how will the money be send to me, we dont have banks here.

Dear Xir,

As you may know from my last correspondence I am still the only white person actually helping these nig-nogs. I am left wondering why you aren't doing more to help me educate these aspiring jihadis?

Please send all available funds at once post-haste. I eagerly await your money since I'm the only one here in Somalia actually doing anything to help people.

Sincerely, Your Better In Every Way,

Better Human Being Than You.

ahhh .... that low IQ strikes again
1- your country doesn't have medical ability to say if you have AIDS epidemic or not

2- you retarded monkey! if AIDS could kill quickly, it wouldn't be that viral... the best part of AIDS is that the infected will going on to rape and distribute HIV!

3- If you don't like AIDS to help you with your population problem... we will always be ready to deliver democracy to you via small and medium packages

Bitcoin.
email me [email protected]

It's sadly impossible, their back minded ways wouldn't let a white Christian man change the Islamic ways.

YouTube -> PayPal -> BitCoin -> Goats

We're not nice, we're just cucks.

JewTube doesn't allow PayPal

Great idea Paella. Would also help with trying to acquire funds from institutional donors. They love good marketing

Somali bro dont listen to this guy, the IMF and the UN cannot be trusted. Stick to begging for techbuxs from kikebook and jewgle. shame them with online photos of sad nigger kids

you understand that you are trying to help a nigger to work for living... while he's designed to beg for living?

What's it like in Somalia?

Please don't. We have way too many Somalis already.

Try contacting an Embassy, they might help you my dude

heres a list, click whatever embassy you're interested in and you get ways to contact them

embassypages.com/somalia

We actually don't have AIDS because we don't rape monkeys or whatever they do in other African countries.
Sxb did you know about the other dude living in Hargeisa?

ohh you remember my qt maid.

yea, doesnt sweden have schools and internet?

You forgot to turn on your Somali proxy. Busted.

I'm actually Somali but whatever.

Finlands most famous Somali was deported to Somalia yesterday.